#Velociraptors
I’m telling you, they’re velociraptors.
Roadrunner on a post. I have no idea what he was looking at . 🪶
October 13, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Inside you there are two velociraptors.
June 11, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Velociraptors had feathers
‘HOPE IS THE THING WITH FEATHERS,’ EMILY DICKINSON
famously wrote, and that often leads to pictures of doves sitting quietly and looking sweet, but what if hope is an albatross that can soar for years without stopping, or an osprey that can haul a thrashing salmon out of rough waters?
February 6, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Waiting for the gates to open like vicious little velociraptors.
March 18, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Why do velociraptors make bad pets?
Because they're all dead
September 28, 2025 at 2:39 PM
!!!!!This is amazing!!!!!

Also miss me with “but velociraptors were goose-sized.” There were raptors this size and coolioart specifically says “raptors” here 😌
I did it again!

Jurassic Park with accurate raptors, a short part 2

#jurassicpark #blender3d
January 6, 2025 at 4:34 PM
The Texans defense is 11 velociraptors with machine guns
January 13, 2026 at 3:42 AM
My kids systematically check me for weaknesses like the velociraptors in Jurassic Park testing the fence
February 9, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Trump discovering semicolons is like velociraptors learning how to open doors.
November 23, 2023 at 1:24 PM
Wait, am I cannon now? Do I need to be worried about velociraptors? #BB28
July 25, 2026 at 12:50 AM
The Velociraptors also aren't even Velociraptors; they're Deinonychuses (Deinonychi?)
December 11, 2024 at 8:34 PM
*whispers* This is what I'm hoping the velociraptors will do
April 3, 2024 at 5:10 PM
What's the worst that can happen? Eaten by velociraptors?
July 6, 2025 at 2:18 AM
the velociraptors are testing the fences
Incredible updates from Hulu
February 13, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Better caption: "Velociraptors Plotting Pilot's Murder"
Young great blue herons watching a helicopter. Filmed June 20, 2026, at Oak Woods Cemetery.
June 23, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Lara Croft fights velociraptors in new gameplay for ‘Tomb Raider: Legacy of Atlantis’ 🎮
June 11, 2026 at 4:54 PM
velociraptors testing the electrical fence.
December 5, 2024 at 1:41 AM
I am partway to Velociraptors
September 28, 2026 at 1:07 AM
eu
August 8, 2025 at 9:12 PM
March 11, 2024 at 5:00 PM
Martin Luther Rex - I Have a Dream (with a couple of Velociraptors) in Texas…
October 18, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Velociraptors
September 26, 2026 at 4:06 AM
watching a toddler undo childproof locks is a real "velociraptors in Jurrasic Park" moment
April 12, 2025 at 4:52 PM
i believe that cats and velociraptors are related
February 13, 2026 at 12:03 AM
[Logging in] Jeeves, fetch me my skeeting jacket and release the velociraptors.
September 10, 2026 at 10:32 AM