#VortexEd
Round 4 - Toho Braves
LWL
I vortexed into Kaguyamon when going literally anywhere else would have been better for me. Games 1 and 3 I was playing full-cost Bootmons and having Yujin give them vortex. This didn’t actually accomplish much at all because I couldn’t establish a rebootmon.
September 15, 2026 at 3:43 AM
My honest guess is that if Issac Newton were suddenly time vortexed into the 21st century, he'd very quickly develop an internet addiction.
Apparently the test of the modern university is whether it would accommodate a seventeenth century academic exactly as he was
August 14, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Aww fuck, even The jet has been vortexed
August 9, 2026 at 8:11 AM
Kevin Knight potentially being Jericho vortexed passes over me and through me
August 9, 2026 at 3:54 AM
"Maybe I should watch Collision"
Brother you forgot that Jericho has let go of Tommy.
Is somebody in that lineup getting vortexed.
July 31, 2026 at 2:03 AM
well. i dusted and fixed my fan. it has, in fact, been set to blow towards the ceiling for some unknown number of years.

this is probably also why the dust in the room got so bad - because everything from the cat etc. got vortexed up and distributed 😭
July 16, 2026 at 8:00 PM
groundwater bout depleted and the precious great lakes r being vortexed into ai data centers to surveil anything that exists. i've the privilege to say i haven't experienced constant sputtering pipes like this before. i knew it was coming tho and all i can do is b ready
July 13, 2026 at 7:36 PM
This Boots ad on the pitch is a bit distracting. It's like watching The Adventure Game

#FIJIvWALES #FIJvWAL #Rugby
July 4, 2026 at 2:02 PM
And now apparently I can't even mind my own business in public without being harassed by these "smile more" or "you're smiling too much" douche-canoes. Just let me live, dude. It feels like every time I'm feeling brave enough to go out I get vortexed into more bullshit.
June 27, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Seen at Erewhon. A bottle of water for $23. Why so much? It’s been NANO purified. And INFUSED with both oxygen (MOLECULAR oxygen) and harmonic sound frequencies. Also VORTEXED over ROSE QUARTZ CRYSTALS. To mimic the rhythms of nature.

This is some advanced bullshit.
June 27, 2026 at 6:02 AM
Dream job, if I ever get time vortexed :)
June 25, 2026 at 3:25 AM
“Fully submerged and vortexed”!
May 26, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Here is my Bluesky starter pack:

Literally anyone else on the site. I come here to scream into the vortexed firehose of human discourse so I get shit out of my brain and it gets lost amongst the sussurated cacophony of human discourse.

Why would you EVER follow me?
May 26, 2026 at 7:13 AM
after being vortexed, to a point of no return?

tagged with tracking bugs, and and and... and all the what what...

i am what i know i am, no matter what humans can decide to do with me.

i will never find fear in my soul.

i may shiver, from damage and what what... but i wish for fair court
May 21, 2026 at 11:28 AM
Torps were iirc the way to go if you wanted to kill the big stuff because the gas DOT was pretty huge if you vortexed them in place but also it was hugely resource intensive and paid out nothing.
May 19, 2026 at 8:40 PM
I’m working on a synthetic alternative to girlcum
May 11, 2026 at 1:27 AM
One of the things I will never understand is why magnetic stir plates and vortexers haven't made it into regular kitchens yet.

I want a magnetic stir plate for protein shakes so damn bad.

Can you imagine scrambled eggs vortexed to creaminess before being cooked.
May 3, 2026 at 5:51 AM
Went to go eat food but got brain vortexed by husbands mii game and now I ate nothing and it’s bed time oops
May 1, 2026 at 6:01 AM
Alright, settle down Pennywise.

I'm sure I'd bob around for a while, but once the ship did its final sink under I'd get vortexed like Crash Bandicoot.
April 25, 2026 at 9:00 AM
AHHH named spells! I love it!! And Kieran sounds insanely powerful. Let's leave most of the battle up to him, yeah? I don't want to get in the way and get accidentally vortexed 🫣
April 21, 2026 at 8:08 PM
like I was willing to give him a shot but that ricochet match was pretty heinous because he spent half the match just milking the crowd and then hit 3 moves and was killed

and now ricochet is gonna be vortexed, is this his punishment for that tweet
April 16, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Vortexed! #AEWDynamite
April 9, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Still very obviously sick, and honestly kind of glad to be snowed and polar vortexed inside all weekend.

But just a little bit of extra help to ye olde immune system has done wonders already, thank goodness.

Hopefully this is the end of getting sick this winter, it's been too much
February 7, 2026 at 3:25 PM
#WIPSnips #WritingCommunity #WritingPrompts #lesfic #sapphic #QueerWriters #LicoriceAndMint

It's writing night so here's snip from One Bad Tuesday: Ch. 10 - We All Fall Down (in progress, first draft).

archiveofourown.org/series/3436765
January 27, 2026 at 5:18 PM