I’m running for President on a single solemn promise to the Irish people: A Free Therapy Owl for everyone who wants one.
#VoteGroves #CoddleNotConnolly

I’m launching my Presidential campaign in Lidl, Ballymun at 1pm.
Housing, Education, Tackling Inequality, Policing Hyrox types and offering 3 pastries for €3 for campaign supporters who have the Lidl Plus app on their phones.

Come along.

#VoteGroves #CoddleNotConnolly

I’m running for President on the solemn promise to the Irish people that I’ll implement a 3rd higher rate of income tax on anyone who refers to themselves as a “change maker.”

#VoteGroves #ForCoddleNotConnolly

My deeply unserious, less than half-arsed and entirely fictional #CoddleNotConnolly presidential campaign drama did better than Fianna Fáil’s Jim Gavin’s. I mean, at least I didn’t lose a fortune on the campaign. #VoteGroves

Knocking on doors across Dublin Central and while the cost of living came up a lot, the biggest issue was that voters are fed up with me repeatedly asking them to go to patreon dot com forward slash tortoise shack in between questions.
#VoteGroves #TheLeastWorstOption

It’s happening!

Just over 2hrs until the launch in Lidl, Ballymun. Free slice of Hazlet with every first preference pledge!

#VoteGroves #CoddleNotConnolly

Need help this evening putting my posters up for the Dublin Central by-election if anyone is around.

Also need to get some posters.

And register as a candidate.

#VoteGroves - Your Least Worst Option

Running in the Dublin Central by-election on a single promise to the area: I will convince President Trump that bohs are two weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon.

#VoteGroves - The Least Worst Option

Kicking off my Dublin Central Byelection campaign this afternoon in the chilled goods aisle in Tesco, Phibsborough.
Please come along.

Free slice of Hazlet with every promise of a first preference vote.

#VoteGroves #TheBESTworstOption

Thank you to the hundreds of people (just out of shot) who came to my Presidential campaign launch. The buzz around the self-serve checkout was unreal. As are the offers on running socks and inflatable watermelons. #VoteGroves #CoddleNotConnolly

Yes, the polls are disappointing. But I want to assure all of my Tonly Fans that I’m not giving up. We’ve a week until the election and it’s still all to play for.
#VoteGroves #TheLeastWorstOption