#WHAIR
Whair are me treets
December 11, 2024 at 9:54 PM
Dees treets not for me...for da birdz. Whair iz me treet?
February 7, 2025 at 9:53 PM
whair are yewww
September 16, 2025 at 3:48 PM
WHAIR ARRE YEWWWW AND OIM SO SORREEYY
July 13, 2024 at 6:30 PM
uh oh Ihm dunno deese cates .. whair dey living ?
August 4, 2026 at 4:47 AM
Everything is Gender^WHair
This guy! Born in 1988!! He's a year older than Taylor Swift!
November 13, 2025 at 11:11 PM
......yea
June 23, 2026 at 1:44 PM
will smith's i, robot is set in 2035 and tho a slight few might acrually have human-size robot assistants in 9 yrs - WHAIR IS THE INFRASTRUCTURE FOR MONORAIL & HOVER-CARS?!?

this timeline is a lie.

also, spoon's gigi is maybe 70 but knows good goddamn well what a converse is...

unless +
September 26, 2026 at 3:04 PM
im angry at machine gun kelly for numerous reasons but currently because he doesnt even pretend to do the pop punk accent. whair are yewwwww and iom so sorrey
July 13, 2024 at 6:28 PM
Dumbassest ebur. Stay in whair iz save and gnap, itto.
June 12, 2025 at 7:56 PM
WHAIR tf
is my

Women in Concrete Poetry 1959–1979

book?!?!

*eyes all yall suspicious mfkrs suspiciously*
January 29, 2025 at 6:49 PM
WHAIR HER MOVIE AT?!?!
January 9, 2026 at 11:30 PM
And whair have you gone, my royalty sums, and whair have you gone my half billion
July 21, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Yes but whair did hellocobber go?
August 17, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Whair iz da nom noms?
December 16, 2024 at 8:48 PM
i doano how or whair but but as soon as i figure out how imma make it mean, then im definitely working "nangadef" into the new collection... 😑
I know how to say "How are you doing" & the response, "I'm fine" in Wolof from being in Senegal. It's like "Nangadef" & "Magnifeek"
when i learned that the wolof shared many similarities to languages spoken in ancient egypt 2-3 thousand years ago, thats all ive wanted to learn.
May 4, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Given that I’ve nearly gone completely white now I could’ve reintroduced some darker fluff^Whair for that more youthful look.
June 23, 2025 at 8:43 PM
i missed the exit to "sexy old man aging gracefully" about 10 years ago...

i dont know what the healthcare equivalent to AAA is (an ambulance, i guess) but im entering the age whair i keep that shit on speed-dial.
November 17, 2024 at 9:42 AM
@drsandman11.medsky.social ROWF - Righteous Orca Whair Force
May 7, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Pleez tel mee dis es nut hapenene. Whair da hellecobber?
January 31, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Et was tha,, biggest cock you've ever seen,,,, but yeve no idea whair tha cock has been
OTHER SEVENTEEN YEAR OLD BOYS MAKING MIX TAPES: (crudely and childishly) this next song is about HAVIN SEX

SEVENTEEN YEAR OLD ME MAKING A MIX TAPE: (worldly, erudite) this next song is about having sex in Glasgow
July 28, 2024 at 2:23 AM
whair my college basketball fanatics?

my squad named its new coach and i need to read everybody's hot takes!
March 27, 2024 at 11:36 PM
baby.

whair have i been published this year? i do have a contract to *be* published but there is no mag or journal ive been published in for 2024...
December 29, 2024 at 11:01 AM
And whair they are now.
March 23, 2026 at 3:56 PM
airpods more like whair are those pods
June 13, 2026 at 2:29 AM