#WIRED
A statement from WIRED leadership.
July 17, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Tired: DEI Hire

Wired: DUI Hire
January 25, 2025 at 2:55 AM
fuck him up wired
wired.com WIRED @wired.com · Jul 17
A statement from WIRED leadership.
July 17, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Tired: NYT: Young Musk Fans Learn American Civics, Hands-On

Wired: Wired: Those Little Rat Fucks Are Still In The Walls
February 5, 2025 at 5:59 PM
wired
May 11, 2026 at 6:06 PM
SCOOP: A WIRED review of public data shows that national security adviser Mike Waltz, White House chief of staff Susie Wiles, and other top officials left sensitive information exposed via Venmo—until WIRED asked about it.
Mike Waltz Left His Venmo Friends List Public
A WIRED review shows national security adviser Mike Waltz, White House chief of staff Susie Wiles, and other top officials left sensitive information exposed via Venmo—until WIRED asked about it.
www.wired.com
March 26, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Tired: Techbro buying Wired
Wired: Techbro not buying Wired
March 5, 2026 at 1:30 PM
I use wired headphones and I’m not changing.
January 28, 2025 at 3:08 PM
November 3, 2025 at 9:30 PM
They're called public records for a reason. Starting today, WIRED will *stop paywalling* articles that are primarily based on public records obtained through the Freedom of Information Act, becoming the first publication to partner with @freedom.press to offer this for our new coverage.
Wired is dropping paywalls for FOIA-based reporting. Others should follow
As the administration does its best to hide public records from the public, Wired magazine is stepping up to help stem the secrecy
freedom.press
March 18, 2025 at 1:11 PM
March 18, 2025 at 11:39 PM
TIRED: “learn to code!”
WIRED:
June 30, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Soviet wired radio, 1980.
September 19, 2026 at 6:22 PM
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Yes…. they are wired….
September 24, 2026 at 9:12 AM
tired: "furry porn artist"

wired: "pornografur"
July 6, 2026 at 6:30 PM
tired: earthquake twitter
wired: tsunami bluesky
December 5, 2024 at 6:52 PM
Wired is kicking fucking ass
June 25, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Yes im wired
August 29, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Wired For Performance: The Cutting-Edge Tech Of NFL Uniforms

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September 25, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Wired too.
November 2, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Wired continues to rise to the moment.
June 25, 2025 at 9:38 PM
tired: great gatsby parties
wired: bastille day parties
Apparently there was a Gatsby party at Mar a Lago, while Trump is trying to kick 42 million off SNAP
November 1, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Brief break from hawking The Onion to tell everyone I just subscribed to Wired. Please support publications who do brave work right now.

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February 3, 2025 at 11:02 PM
TIRED: “I alone can fix it.”

WIRED: “Do something Democrats!!!”
Trump trashes Obamacare in a new post. Funding under this law is the main dispute between the two parties in the ongoing government shutdown standoff.
October 31, 2025 at 1:19 AM
TIRED: “four weeks”

WIRED: “forever.”
TRUMP: U.S. CAN FIGHT “FOREVER” Donald Trump says the U.S. has a “virtually unlimited” weapons stockpile and can sustain wars “forever” as the Iran conflict enters its fourth day. In a social media post, he claimed the U.S. is “ready to win big,” while describing ongoing
March 3, 2026 at 1:23 PM