Wife’s Muscular Sidepiece Challenged To Battle Of Wits https://theonion.com/wifes-muscular-sidepiece-challenged-to-battle-of-wits/
July 17, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Wife’s Muscular Sidepiece Challenged To Battle Of Wits https://theonion.com/wifes-muscular-sidepiece-challenged-to-battle-of-wits/
May 20, 2025 at 7:20 PM
OF COURSE Iran is fighting back!
OF COURSE the conflict is spreading!
What did they think would happen?
The US is being run by half-wits…
OF COURSE the conflict is spreading!
What did they think would happen?
The US is being run by half-wits…
March 2, 2026 at 11:14 PM
OF COURSE Iran is fighting back!
OF COURSE the conflict is spreading!
What did they think would happen?
The US is being run by half-wits…
OF COURSE the conflict is spreading!
What did they think would happen?
The US is being run by half-wits…
Pigeon That Flew Down Into Subway Going To Need All His Wits To Get Out Of This One
August 19, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Pigeon That Flew Down Into Subway Going To Need All His Wits To Get Out Of This One
Trump may be the first person in human history to lose a battle of wits with himself.
April 24, 2026 at 10:50 AM
Trump may be the first person in human history to lose a battle of wits with himself.
His wits begin t’ unsettle.
August 18, 2025 at 7:23 PM
His wits begin t’ unsettle.
I’m sorry, but Jim Jordan and Jack Smith in a battle of the wits? Not even close.
NEW: Jack Smith will make his case to Congress today while navigating a labyrinth of secrecy rules, laws and restrictions — and a room full of Republican lawmakers eager to trip him up and incriminate him.
w/ @Hailey_Fuchs
www.politico.com/news/2025/12...
w/ @Hailey_Fuchs
www.politico.com/news/2025/12...
Jack Smith wants to tell Congress about his Trump investigations. That comes with risks.
The House Judiciary Committee will question the former special counsel behind closed doors.
www.politico.com
December 17, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I’m sorry, but Jim Jordan and Jack Smith in a battle of the wits? Not even close.
The idiots thought they could match wits with this man? While he played chess, they ate their checkers.
October 1, 2026 at 3:03 PM
The idiots thought they could match wits with this man? While he played chess, they ate their checkers.
It was a battle of wits, and RFK jr was unarmed.
April 22, 2026 at 3:23 AM
It was a battle of wits, and RFK jr was unarmed.
Scale & Tale - "Wits & Wisdom" (plus a bonus panel)
June 2, 2024 at 6:24 PM
Scale & Tale - "Wits & Wisdom" (plus a bonus panel)
In a battle of wits, Watters is unarmed.
August 25, 2026 at 12:55 AM
In a battle of wits, Watters is unarmed.
Using her tits-- i mean wits for robbery
May 22, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Using her tits-- i mean wits for robbery
November 15, 2024 at 1:56 AM
She came to a battle of wits while completely unarmed...
May 19, 2026 at 11:01 AM
She came to a battle of wits while completely unarmed...
It’s a battle of wits and both are unarmed.
April 21, 2025 at 12:03 AM
It’s a battle of wits and both are unarmed.
men at their wits end
July 19, 2024 at 6:39 PM
men at their wits end
Half wits? They got promoted??
March 3, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Half wits? They got promoted??
A new acronym for HHS —
Half-wits for
Horrendous
Science
Half-wits for
Horrendous
Science
February 19, 2026 at 12:28 PM
A new acronym for HHS —
Half-wits for
Horrendous
Science
Half-wits for
Horrendous
Science
“Mike Bobo and Pete Golding matching wits” you wish you had the raw intellectual horsepower of the SEC
January 2, 2026 at 4:23 AM
“Mike Bobo and Pete Golding matching wits” you wish you had the raw intellectual horsepower of the SEC
Meanwhile, Sir Knight continues his deadly battle of wits against the treacherous Sphinx...
June 22, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Meanwhile, Sir Knight continues his deadly battle of wits against the treacherous Sphinx...
imagine losing a battle of wits with Jacob Rees-Mogg
couldn’t be me
couldn’t be me
Watch Tucker Carlson get a quick economics lesson after claiming Russia’s economy is bigger than Britain’s.
October 4, 2026 at 1:51 AM
imagine losing a battle of wits with Jacob Rees-Mogg
couldn’t be me
couldn’t be me
Grave Seasons launches August 14, 2026 🪦 🌾
Farm, fish, lay low, keep your wits about you
Here in Ashenridge, you'll reap what you sow ⛏️
Farm, fish, lay low, keep your wits about you
Here in Ashenridge, you'll reap what you sow ⛏️
March 26, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Grave Seasons launches August 14, 2026 🪦 🌾
Farm, fish, lay low, keep your wits about you
Here in Ashenridge, you'll reap what you sow ⛏️
Farm, fish, lay low, keep your wits about you
Here in Ashenridge, you'll reap what you sow ⛏️
The Sphinx's game of wits
April 21, 2024 at 12:28 AM
The Sphinx's game of wits