The woodchipper is not all that close! We don't have to worry about the woodchipper today! Surely someone will do something about the woodchipper before it becomes an actual problem
September 23, 2026 at 2:41 PM
The woodchipper is not all that close! We don't have to worry about the woodchipper today! Surely someone will do something about the woodchipper before it becomes an actual problem
The New York Times is going through some things, although not, regrettably, a woodchipper.
November 6, 2025 at 2:16 PM
The New York Times is going through some things, although not, regrettably, a woodchipper.
Woodchipper, feet first.
"Zaslav will receive $30 million in "Golden Parachute' compensation along with $537 million in equity for a total of $567 million in a transaction-associated pay."
half a billion dollars for being terrible at your job
half a billion dollars for being terrible at your job
Warner Bros. Golden Parachutes Revealed: What David Zaslav and C-Suite Will Get In a Deal
The CEO stands to gain $567 million if a deal is sealed to sell the WB empire while longtime lieutenant Gunnar Wiedenfels will see $144 million in cash and stock considerations if a transaction close...
www.hollywoodreporter.com
December 18, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Woodchipper, feet first.
EDDIE VEDDER: woodchipper, feet first
CHRIS CORNELL (two octaves higher): WOODCHIPPER, FEET FIRST
CHRIS CORNELL (two octaves higher): WOODCHIPPER, FEET FIRST
January 22, 2026 at 11:36 PM
EDDIE VEDDER: woodchipper, feet first
CHRIS CORNELL (two octaves higher): WOODCHIPPER, FEET FIRST
CHRIS CORNELL (two octaves higher): WOODCHIPPER, FEET FIRST
Can he feed himself into a woodchipper instead?
This guy should have no role in running our government. We didn’t elect him. He’s not a gov’t employee who is accountable. He hasn’t taken an oath to uphold the constitution or work on behalf of the American people. He’s in it for himself not for us.
February 3, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Can he feed himself into a woodchipper instead?
It's Woodchipper Wednesday
January 29, 2025 at 9:49 PM
It's Woodchipper Wednesday
Get the fucking woodchipper
Brilliant stalker journalism here re: a possible COVID outbreak at the Florida Everglades detention facility, by Alex de Luca at @miaminewtimes.com.
www.miaminewtimes.com/news/florida...
www.miaminewtimes.com/news/florida...
August 12, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Get the fucking woodchipper
the next president needs to feed ICE into the woodchipper
WOW. @haleaziz.bsky.social with a new scoop: ICE now gets a running list of every person who is going to be taking a domestic flight inside the United States from the TSA and runs it through their database looking for targets. This explains the Babson College student's arrest.
Immigration Agents Are Using Air Passenger Data for Deportation Effort
www.nytimes.com
December 12, 2025 at 10:21 PM
the next president needs to feed ICE into the woodchipper
Republicans have been gleefully marching directly toward this woodchipper for many years now, and they've been happy to do it because the woodchipper has always been kind of far away. Now it's actually just a few weeks away and everyone's having mixed feelings about it lol
September 23, 2026 at 2:37 PM
Republicans have been gleefully marching directly toward this woodchipper for many years now, and they've been happy to do it because the woodchipper has always been kind of far away. Now it's actually just a few weeks away and everyone's having mixed feelings about it lol
Woodchipper solidarity
November 14, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Woodchipper solidarity
they should invent a home appliance that is a woodchipper for cardboard boxes
April 10, 2025 at 11:51 PM
they should invent a home appliance that is a woodchipper for cardboard boxes
if you feed another person's work into chatgpt you should be fed into a woodchipper
i can’t believe i have to say this but DO NOT FEED OTHER PEOPLE’S WORK INTO AI. this is awful and heartbreaking.
April 16, 2025 at 8:43 PM
if you feed another person's work into chatgpt you should be fed into a woodchipper
In fairness, it was a horrible thing to wish upon a woodchipper.
patton oswalt has been suspended from bluesky for saying that megyn kelly should be fed to a woodchipper for justifying the sexual abuse of minors
November 14, 2025 at 5:31 PM
In fairness, it was a horrible thing to wish upon a woodchipper.
And thrown in the woodchipper.
January 25, 2026 at 12:48 AM
And thrown in the woodchipper.
Seriously. You know who has *great* messaging? Cancer researchers! Literally curing cancer! Sells itself!
Still got fed to the DOGE woodchipper.
FEMA and the National Weather Service got fed to the DOGE woodchipper, too. Nobody thought poorly of them until the right did the thing they always do.
Still got fed to the DOGE woodchipper.
FEMA and the National Weather Service got fed to the DOGE woodchipper, too. Nobody thought poorly of them until the right did the thing they always do.
You hear this a lot on the left but it isn't true. USAID did not "fail to tell its story to Americans," the right targeted the agency with lies and misinformation.
Ultimately this narrative turns conservative attacks into even more calls for the left to reform.
www.nytimes.com/2025/06/29/o...
Ultimately this narrative turns conservative attacks into even more calls for the left to reform.
www.nytimes.com/2025/06/29/o...
June 30, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Seriously. You know who has *great* messaging? Cancer researchers! Literally curing cancer! Sells itself!
Still got fed to the DOGE woodchipper.
FEMA and the National Weather Service got fed to the DOGE woodchipper, too. Nobody thought poorly of them until the right did the thing they always do.
Still got fed to the DOGE woodchipper.
FEMA and the National Weather Service got fed to the DOGE woodchipper, too. Nobody thought poorly of them until the right did the thing they always do.
I need to borrow a woodchipper /srs
September 27, 2026 at 6:01 PM
I need to borrow a woodchipper /srs
And children are dying from lack of access to medicine because he spent a weekend “feeding USAID into the woodchipper”
Elon Musk becomes the first person in history to be worth half a trillion dollars.
Elon Musk becomes first person to hit $500 billion in net worth
Oracle CEO Larry Ellison briefly eclipsed Musk as the world's richest person last month.
www.axios.com
October 1, 2025 at 9:12 PM
And children are dying from lack of access to medicine because he spent a weekend “feeding USAID into the woodchipper”
Woodchipper.
“Everyone hates cameras in smart glasses. But if the camera is contained in a charm you wear around your neck, it shifts the agency. Suddenly, you’re not recording people. It’s just a cute little animated avatar looking out on the world.”
‘Charming and disarming’ … how Meta’s technology-packed Muse harnesses the power of cuteness
The tech giant has launched a cute ‘little guy’ that can answer emails, book travel or do your weekly food shop
www.theguardian.com
September 26, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Woodchipper.
Tarot is always like “The Nuts in the Woodchipper isn’t necessarily bad”
November 27, 2024 at 3:57 PM
Tarot is always like “The Nuts in the Woodchipper isn’t necessarily bad”
Woodchipper.
Lowest setting.
Feet first.
One-inch per minute.
Lowest setting.
Feet first.
One-inch per minute.
September 22, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Woodchipper.
Lowest setting.
Feet first.
One-inch per minute.
Lowest setting.
Feet first.
One-inch per minute.
Glad BlueSky did this. When I saw Patton Oswalt saying Megyn Kelly should be fed into a woodchipper feet first for defending raping children based on what age she thinks is okay, I thought, "yes, comedian Patton Oswalt is going to, in real life, feed Megyn Kelly into a woodchipper feet first."
patton oswalt has been suspended from bluesky for saying that megyn kelly should be fed to a woodchipper for justifying the sexual abuse of minors
November 14, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Glad BlueSky did this. When I saw Patton Oswalt saying Megyn Kelly should be fed into a woodchipper feet first for defending raping children based on what age she thinks is okay, I thought, "yes, comedian Patton Oswalt is going to, in real life, feed Megyn Kelly into a woodchipper feet first."
I wish the Kansas state government a very merry jump into a woodchipper
February 26, 2026 at 6:56 PM
I wish the Kansas state government a very merry jump into a woodchipper
patton oswalt has been suspended from bluesky for saying that megyn kelly should be fed to a woodchipper for justifying the sexual abuse of minors
November 14, 2025 at 1:42 PM
patton oswalt has been suspended from bluesky for saying that megyn kelly should be fed to a woodchipper for justifying the sexual abuse of minors