me: you dim sum, you lose some
waiter (in chinese to other waiter): poison this man
waiter (in chinese to other waiter): poison this man
December 18, 2024 at 5:23 AM
me: you dim sum, you lose some
waiter (in chinese to other waiter): poison this man
waiter (in chinese to other waiter): poison this man
Man: Waiter, this soup is cold
Waiter: It’s Gaspacho
Man: Gaspacho, this soup is cold…
Waiter: It’s Gaspacho
Man: Gaspacho, this soup is cold…
September 24, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Man: Waiter, this soup is cold
Waiter: It’s Gaspacho
Man: Gaspacho, this soup is cold…
Waiter: It’s Gaspacho
Man: Gaspacho, this soup is cold…
Waiter waiter more Wolfox slop please!!!! 🗣🗣🗣
September 3, 2026 at 9:58 AM
Waiter waiter more Wolfox slop please!!!! 🗣🗣🗣
waiter waiter more yuri please
September 22, 2024 at 12:50 AM
waiter waiter more yuri please
waiter waiter more pooltoy umbreon
May 29, 2026 at 4:26 PM
waiter waiter more pooltoy umbreon
[restaurant]
waiter: would you like water?
me: yes please
waiter: still?
me: I literally just said yes
waiter: would you like water?
me: yes please
waiter: still?
me: I literally just said yes
February 27, 2025 at 1:36 PM
[restaurant]
waiter: would you like water?
me: yes please
waiter: still?
me: I literally just said yes
waiter: would you like water?
me: yes please
waiter: still?
me: I literally just said yes
waiter! waiter! more twinks please!
September 21, 2023 at 11:18 PM
waiter! waiter! more twinks please!
So who’s the hater and who’s the waiter?
October 23, 2025 at 10:02 PM
So who’s the hater and who’s the waiter?
WAITER: any questions
ME: *scanning menu* how is the power
WAITER: it’s great
ME: okay i’ll have the power
WAITER: that comes with a side of responsibility, is that okay
ME:
WAITER:
ME: you know what i’ll have the chicken
ME: *scanning menu* how is the power
WAITER: it’s great
ME: okay i’ll have the power
WAITER: that comes with a side of responsibility, is that okay
ME:
WAITER:
ME: you know what i’ll have the chicken
September 26, 2024 at 2:46 PM
WAITER: any questions
ME: *scanning menu* how is the power
WAITER: it’s great
ME: okay i’ll have the power
WAITER: that comes with a side of responsibility, is that okay
ME:
WAITER:
ME: you know what i’ll have the chicken
ME: *scanning menu* how is the power
WAITER: it’s great
ME: okay i’ll have the power
WAITER: that comes with a side of responsibility, is that okay
ME:
WAITER:
ME: you know what i’ll have the chicken
waiter! waiter! more Ragapom please!!!
hmm.... I think I like them.
hmm.... I think I like them.
July 1, 2026 at 2:03 PM
waiter! waiter! more Ragapom please!!!
hmm.... I think I like them.
hmm.... I think I like them.
Waiter: "How do you like your steak, sir?"
Sir: "Like winning an argument with my wife."
Waiter: "Rare it is!"
Sir: "Like winning an argument with my wife."
Waiter: "Rare it is!"
January 7, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Waiter: "How do you like your steak, sir?"
Sir: "Like winning an argument with my wife."
Waiter: "Rare it is!"
Sir: "Like winning an argument with my wife."
Waiter: "Rare it is!"
November 10, 2024 at 5:03 AM
waiter waiter! more butt inflation please!
May 10, 2025 at 3:43 PM
waiter waiter! more butt inflation please!
I just remembered this tweet, and I didn't post one when everyone was posting funny tweets
April 4, 2026 at 3:06 AM
I just remembered this tweet, and I didn't post one when everyone was posting funny tweets
waiter, waiter !!! more alphys please 🥺
July 4, 2025 at 7:24 PM
waiter, waiter !!! more alphys please 🥺
waiter! waiter! more partially clothed sex please!
May 3, 2025 at 12:54 AM
waiter! waiter! more partially clothed sex please!
me: i'll have a Coke
waiter: is Pepsi okay?
me: no, still in that coma
waiter: oh my god
me: i know, it's terrible
waiter: it's so terrible
me: and Pepsi has kids too those poor kids
waiter: i don't even want to think about it
waiter: is Pepsi okay?
me: no, still in that coma
waiter: oh my god
me: i know, it's terrible
waiter: it's so terrible
me: and Pepsi has kids too those poor kids
waiter: i don't even want to think about it
March 7, 2025 at 8:22 PM
me: i'll have a Coke
waiter: is Pepsi okay?
me: no, still in that coma
waiter: oh my god
me: i know, it's terrible
waiter: it's so terrible
me: and Pepsi has kids too those poor kids
waiter: i don't even want to think about it
waiter: is Pepsi okay?
me: no, still in that coma
waiter: oh my god
me: i know, it's terrible
waiter: it's so terrible
me: and Pepsi has kids too those poor kids
waiter: i don't even want to think about it
waiter waiter more bouncy flash animations please!
May 21, 2025 at 1:37 AM
waiter waiter more bouncy flash animations please!
waiter waiter more infinite cum through clothing titjob with cute weird girls
February 15, 2026 at 2:00 AM
waiter waiter more infinite cum through clothing titjob with cute weird girls
this waiter is definitely on blue sky lol
I just remembered this tweet, and I didn't post one when everyone was posting funny tweets
April 4, 2026 at 4:37 AM
this waiter is definitely on blue sky lol
ME: and make mine a double
WAITER: your..your tater tots?
ME: you heard me
WAITER: your..your tater tots?
ME: you heard me
December 12, 2024 at 2:23 PM
ME: and make mine a double
WAITER: your..your tater tots?
ME: you heard me
WAITER: your..your tater tots?
ME: you heard me