(y si tenés una wankpanzer, ya de por sí te tengo en la categoría de pelotudo, pero si encima usás las puertas del lado de la calle, ocupando por lo menos la mitad de ella -con el culo asomado buscando algo- entonces también sos pelotudo y peligroso, como muchos de mis vecinos)
September 29, 2026 at 4:39 PM
(y si tenés una wankpanzer, ya de por sí te tengo en la categoría de pelotudo, pero si encima usás las puertas del lado de la calle, ocupando por lo menos la mitad de ella -con el culo asomado buscando algo- entonces también sos pelotudo y peligroso, como muchos de mis vecinos)
Deplorian and Wankpanzer are my personal favorites.
September 29, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Deplorian and Wankpanzer are my personal favorites.
Andy, it's a "people carrier" so that's a lovely cuddly thing.
Oh...
"We have a focus on futuristic crossover SUVs, we are committed to innovative technology".
Because a grandmother needs a Wankpanzer to take a small child to nursery. Obviously.
Oh...
"We have a focus on futuristic crossover SUVs, we are committed to innovative technology".
Because a grandmother needs a Wankpanzer to take a small child to nursery. Obviously.
September 29, 2026 at 12:05 PM
Andy, it's a "people carrier" so that's a lovely cuddly thing.
Oh...
"We have a focus on futuristic crossover SUVs, we are committed to innovative technology".
Because a grandmother needs a Wankpanzer to take a small child to nursery. Obviously.
Oh...
"We have a focus on futuristic crossover SUVs, we are committed to innovative technology".
Because a grandmother needs a Wankpanzer to take a small child to nursery. Obviously.
I'm surprised he could get out of it on his own. Good thing it wasn't a WankPanzer.
September 28, 2026 at 6:01 AM
I'm surprised he could get out of it on his own. Good thing it wasn't a WankPanzer.
Juu. Pääsen mun 0,9 Nissan micrallla myös 800 kilsaa, kuluttaa ihan perkeleen paljon vähemmän kuin wankpanzer.
September 28, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Juu. Pääsen mun 0,9 Nissan micrallla myös 800 kilsaa, kuluttaa ihan perkeleen paljon vähemmän kuin wankpanzer.
WANKPANZER
Imagine how the guy on the side of the road must feel after listening to me shout it at the top of my lungs while driving by. Doppler effect done right.
Imagine how the guy on the side of the road must feel after listening to me shout it at the top of my lungs while driving by. Doppler effect done right.
September 27, 2026 at 10:55 PM
WANKPANZER
Imagine how the guy on the side of the road must feel after listening to me shout it at the top of my lungs while driving by. Doppler effect done right.
Imagine how the guy on the side of the road must feel after listening to me shout it at the top of my lungs while driving by. Doppler effect done right.
Show all the other chuds with wankpanzers that you are King-Chud because you have the biggest wankpanzer. Now all the chuds will respect you.
unreal what we permit on our roads whilst screaming at politicians to ban e scooters.
www.thestar.com/life/autos/r...
www.thestar.com/life/autos/r...
Ram’s new 777-horsepower super truck can launch its three-tonne frame to 96 km/h in just 3.5 seconds
Priced at $147,990, the 2027 TRX SRT lands at Canadian dealerships this fall with a supercharged V8 and luxury cabin.
www.thestar.com
September 27, 2026 at 12:29 PM
Show all the other chuds with wankpanzers that you are King-Chud because you have the biggest wankpanzer. Now all the chuds will respect you.
Oh dear, a #WankPanzer knock-off!
Man built a fake Cybertruck and slept in it outside Tesla dealership before staff came out and delivered their verdict on the car
This man built a fake Cybertruck and slept in it overnight outside a Tesla dealership - would his creation have the seal of approval from the staff?
supercarblondie.com
September 27, 2026 at 10:05 AM
Oh dear, a #WankPanzer knock-off!
After visiting this weekend. I have come to the conclusion that Las Vegas, Nevada is the per-capita WankPanzer capital of the world.
September 26, 2026 at 6:41 PM
After visiting this weekend. I have come to the conclusion that Las Vegas, Nevada is the per-capita WankPanzer capital of the world.
Also, if you're driving a wankpanzer on a private 3-digit plate and following a cyclist with a camera on her head and a @passpixi.bsky.social on her bike, don't draw attention to yourself by using a BRIGHT ORANGE phone.
September 26, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Also, if you're driving a wankpanzer on a private 3-digit plate and following a cyclist with a camera on her head and a @passpixi.bsky.social on her bike, don't draw attention to yourself by using a BRIGHT ORANGE phone.
Tymczasem w kraju 3 świata chyba Wankpanzer Childkiller SUVy przestały się sprzedawać: arstechnica.com/cars/2024/08...
A cute, cheap death trap? Japanese Kei cars banned by yet another US state
Limited in size and power, Kei cars are like fishes out of water on US roads.
arstechnica.com
September 26, 2026 at 12:20 PM
Tymczasem w kraju 3 świata chyba Wankpanzer Childkiller SUVy przestały się sprzedawać: arstechnica.com/cars/2024/08...
WANKPANZER
Escorting a garbage truck, too. So... I think I just saw two garbage trucks?
Escorting a garbage truck, too. So... I think I just saw two garbage trucks?
September 25, 2026 at 5:54 PM
WANKPANZER
Escorting a garbage truck, too. So... I think I just saw two garbage trucks?
Escorting a garbage truck, too. So... I think I just saw two garbage trucks?
September 25, 2026 at 7:11 AM
Someone had the sex with a wankpanzer owner?
September 24, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Someone had the sex with a wankpanzer owner?
I saw a WankPanzer (Cybertruck) today painted to look like a school bus and that even had school bus painted on the side. Weird!
September 24, 2026 at 3:14 AM
I saw a WankPanzer (Cybertruck) today painted to look like a school bus and that even had school bus painted on the side. Weird!
they did shit like this 8 years ago apparently. wow. hoping they get stuck in a teflon mask wankpanzer doing that thing they do so well.
September 23, 2026 at 9:28 PM
they did shit like this 8 years ago apparently. wow. hoping they get stuck in a teflon mask wankpanzer doing that thing they do so well.
Time to resurrect the #wankpanzer hashtag
September 23, 2026 at 11:22 AM
Time to resurrect the #wankpanzer hashtag
I'll use Wankpanzer if I remember. Monbiot at his most pompous, but I'm inclined to agree. We get all those fools in the Lake District for weekends away and summer time, though I've never seen 'smoke towers' yet.
Driving that’s too fast, too dangerous and utterly lawless: why do we tolerate this petro-masculinity? | George Monbiot
Driving that’s too fast, too dangerous and utterly lawless: why do we tolerate this petro-masculinity? | George Monbiot
In towns and in the countryside, I see 4x4s and pick up trucks driven without care or consicence. It’s a Magafication of transport, says Guardian columnist George Monbiot
www.theguardian.com
September 22, 2026 at 11:55 PM
I'll use Wankpanzer if I remember. Monbiot at his most pompous, but I'm inclined to agree. We get all those fools in the Lake District for weekends away and summer time, though I've never seen 'smoke towers' yet.
Is that just a wankpanzer that tried to drive under an HGV trailer?
September 22, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Is that just a wankpanzer that tried to drive under an HGV trailer?