One washer for dishes and an entirely different washer for clothes. Open your eyes. They are laughing at you
February 15, 2025 at 4:55 PM
One washer for dishes and an entirely different washer for clothes. Open your eyes. They are laughing at you
I wrote about the new washer and dryer (with accompanying photo) here:
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September 24, 2026 at 6:28 PM
I wrote about the new washer and dryer (with accompanying photo) here:
whatever.scalzi.com/2026/09/24/o...
whatever.scalzi.com/2026/09/24/o...
Telling another cowboy to stand down:
April 18, 2026 at 1:44 PM
Telling another cowboy to stand down:
Donald Trump’s personal ball washer looks more like Donald Trump every round.
A very happy Lindsey Graham today at Trump’s golf club
November 16, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Donald Trump’s personal ball washer looks more like Donald Trump every round.
Who else needs a dedicated ball washer?
#TheGoonersHandbook
#TheGoonersHandbook
September 21, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Who else needs a dedicated ball washer?
#TheGoonersHandbook
#TheGoonersHandbook
Looking at maybe getting a new washer because the current one is clanging and there's a search option for "smart washer" and absolutely not. I want the dumbest motherfucking washer you can imagine. The himbo of washers, if you will.
October 24, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Looking at maybe getting a new washer because the current one is clanging and there's a search option for "smart washer" and absolutely not. I want the dumbest motherfucking washer you can imagine. The himbo of washers, if you will.
Finally, my washer has finally shipped.
February 27, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Finally, my washer has finally shipped.
He got a damn power washer dick
July 16, 2026 at 6:13 PM
He got a damn power washer dick
The washer shrunk the shirt…right?!
September 2, 2026 at 4:57 PM
The washer shrunk the shirt…right?!
Sylvester Stallone is a G.O.P. ball washer.
November 15, 2024 at 7:32 AM
Sylvester Stallone is a G.O.P. ball washer.
No, the job listing for Dish Washer Washer is not a mistake. Our dish washer Jerry gets very dirty and needs some serious scrubbing after work.
September 14, 2026 at 3:52 PM
No, the job listing for Dish Washer Washer is not a mistake. Our dish washer Jerry gets very dirty and needs some serious scrubbing after work.
July 14, 2026 at 7:33 PM
25k for a washer dryer lmfaaaao the looting is on full swing
DOGE cut off payments for the electricity, cell phone, and internet service of U.S. government employees who work in a high-risk area in Central America.
Meanwhile, DOGE apparently plans to spend $25,000 to install a washer and dryer for their own personal use in a federal office building in DC.
Meanwhile, DOGE apparently plans to spend $25,000 to install a washer and dryer for their own personal use in a federal office building in DC.
March 20, 2025 at 1:34 PM
25k for a washer dryer lmfaaaao the looting is on full swing
Hey bro can you help me button these I think they shrunk in the washer heh…
November 10, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Hey bro can you help me button these I think they shrunk in the washer heh…
Got caught fixing the washer 🤣
October 12, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Got caught fixing the washer 🤣
Ok! 🤭😁 (Extract from "The window washer").
May 18, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Ok! 🤭😁 (Extract from "The window washer").
The Democrat running against Donald Trump’s ball washer Lindsey Graham is @leejohnsonforsc.com. Throw him a follow.
Lindsey Graham has played golf with Donald Trump more times than he’s held town halls in South Carolina. If only his constituents got as much attention as Trump’s tee time…and whatever they do on the back 9 together.
May 28, 2025 at 2:53 AM
The Democrat running against Donald Trump’s ball washer Lindsey Graham is @leejohnsonforsc.com. Throw him a follow.
<Me, using my power washer on another routine cleaning task> I’m like the Bourbons.
September 25, 2026 at 8:46 PM
<Me, using my power washer on another routine cleaning task> I’m like the Bourbons.
This is your reminder to wash your canvas grocery bags
a black and white cat wearing curlers is putting clothes in a washer
ALT: a black and white cat wearing curlers is putting clothes in a washer
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January 18, 2026 at 1:21 AM
This is your reminder to wash your canvas grocery bags
Meanwhile his voice sounds like a Furby losing its battery power trapped inside of a washer on spin cycle.
RFK Jr disses Rep. Debbie Dingell's voice: "I'm having trouble hearing that ... voice"
April 21, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Meanwhile his voice sounds like a Furby losing its battery power trapped inside of a washer on spin cycle.
the app for my washer and dryer just let me know the emmy’s were on
September 14, 2026 at 11:39 PM
the app for my washer and dryer just let me know the emmy’s were on
This might be one of those onesies I struggle to put in the washer..
November 13, 2025 at 10:09 AM
This might be one of those onesies I struggle to put in the washer..