Iran did not have a nuclear weapon.
Iran did not have a nuclear weapon.
Iran did not have a nuclear weapon.
Iran did not have a nuclear weapon.
Iran did not have a nuclear weapon.
Iran did not have a nuclear weapon.
Iran did not have a nuclear weapon.
Iran did not have a nuclear weapon.
Iran did not have a nuclear weapon.
Iran did not have a nuclear weapon.
Iran did not have a nuclear weapon.
Iran did not have a nuclear weapon.
Iran did not have a nuclear weapon.
Iran did not have a nuclear weapon.
Iran did not have a nuclear weapon.
June 22, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Iran did not have a nuclear weapon.
Iran did not have a nuclear weapon.
Iran did not have a nuclear weapon.
Iran did not have a nuclear weapon.
Iran did not have a nuclear weapon.
Iran did not have a nuclear weapon.
Iran did not have a nuclear weapon.
Iran did not have a nuclear weapon.
Iran did not have a nuclear weapon.
Iran did not have a nuclear weapon.
Iran did not have a nuclear weapon.
Iran did not have a nuclear weapon.
Iran did not have a nuclear weapon.
Iran did not have a nuclear weapon.
Iran did not have a nuclear weapon.
This didnt happen by magic:
This weapon was designed
This weapon was tested
This weapon was mass produced
This weapon was transported
This weapon was aimed
This weapon was fired
This was appeased
This was excused
This was permitted
This was normalised
This weapon was designed
This weapon was tested
This weapon was mass produced
This weapon was transported
This weapon was aimed
This weapon was fired
This was appeased
This was excused
This was permitted
This was normalised
6 agricultural workers were killed in a Russian strike on the Kharkiv region this morning. They were sorting vegetables when the attack hit. 12 others were wounded.
September 24, 2026 at 9:53 AM
This didnt happen by magic:
This weapon was designed
This weapon was tested
This weapon was mass produced
This weapon was transported
This weapon was aimed
This weapon was fired
This was appeased
This was excused
This was permitted
This was normalised
This weapon was designed
This weapon was tested
This weapon was mass produced
This weapon was transported
This weapon was aimed
This weapon was fired
This was appeased
This was excused
This was permitted
This was normalised
This is the Dems secret weapon. Funny !!!
“Sorry, chap, you’ve got to take one for the team,” the King said.
King Charles Downgrades Trump’s State Visit to Lunch with Prince Andrew
“Sorry, chap, you’ve got to take one for the team," the King told Andrew.
www.borowitzreport.com
March 3, 2025 at 3:18 PM
This is the Dems secret weapon. Funny !!!
“Weapon of mASS-destruction”
June 27, 2024 at 7:29 PM
“Weapon of mASS-destruction”
Weapon Added To Each Thanksgiving Place Setting In Preparation For Blowout Family Argument
November 28, 2024 at 8:03 PM
Weapon Added To Each Thanksgiving Place Setting In Preparation For Blowout Family Argument
Pentagon Warns China Developing Love, The Greatest Weapon Of All
theonion.com/pentago...
theonion.com/pentago...
January 27, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Pentagon Warns China Developing Love, The Greatest Weapon Of All
theonion.com/pentago...
theonion.com/pentago...
Samus' weapon is reloaded.
April 24, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Samus' weapon is reloaded.
60 Minutes, dead at 57. The murder weapon was Bari Weiss.
December 22, 2025 at 5:01 AM
60 Minutes, dead at 57. The murder weapon was Bari Weiss.
really cool weapon, k?
September 25, 2026 at 1:02 AM
really cool weapon, k?
she's a throwable weapon
September 25, 2026 at 5:56 PM
she's a throwable weapon
"Character born to be a weapon finds love and becomes a better person." Is nice but I prefer: Character made to be a weapon finds love and becomes a stronger more terrifying weapon because of it.
August 27, 2025 at 4:08 PM
"Character born to be a weapon finds love and becomes a better person." Is nice but I prefer: Character made to be a weapon finds love and becomes a stronger more terrifying weapon because of it.
weapon nun // greatsword
October 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
weapon nun // greatsword
weapon nun // scythe
November 27, 2025 at 12:01 AM
weapon nun // scythe
Humble Proposal: Magical Girl Weapon
September 5, 2024 at 7:17 AM
Humble Proposal: Magical Girl Weapon
There is a reason TikTok is so good at figuring out what you want to see, and why it’s better than everything else: it’s a weapon, and the best weapon is one you don’t know exists, or worse, one you think you can’t live without
January 19, 2025 at 5:59 PM
There is a reason TikTok is so good at figuring out what you want to see, and why it’s better than everything else: it’s a weapon, and the best weapon is one you don’t know exists, or worse, one you think you can’t live without
EVERY TOOL A WEAPON. EVERY WEAPON A PROMISE. EVERY PROMISE KEPT.
February 22, 2024 at 5:37 PM
EVERY TOOL A WEAPON. EVERY WEAPON A PROMISE. EVERY PROMISE KEPT.
Weapon Added To Each Thanksgiving Place Setting In Preparation For Blowout Family Argument
November 27, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Weapon Added To Each Thanksgiving Place Setting In Preparation For Blowout Family Argument
Game: This weapon is far superior to your current weapon.
Me: But it’s ugly and doesn’t match. How can I possibly slay my enemies if I can’t slay the outfit?
Me: But it’s ugly and doesn’t match. How can I possibly slay my enemies if I can’t slay the outfit?
December 26, 2024 at 6:04 PM
Game: This weapon is far superior to your current weapon.
Me: But it’s ugly and doesn’t match. How can I possibly slay my enemies if I can’t slay the outfit?
Me: But it’s ugly and doesn’t match. How can I possibly slay my enemies if I can’t slay the outfit?
WATCH — @abbydphillip: “Today an ICE officer’s weapon discharged and shot a U.S. marshal and a suspect because they were using the weapon to bang on the window.” 🤦🏻♂️
October 22, 2025 at 3:37 AM
WATCH — @abbydphillip: “Today an ICE officer’s weapon discharged and shot a U.S. marshal and a suspect because they were using the weapon to bang on the window.” 🤦🏻♂️
Because “I’m not a scientist” is a shield, and “I’m basically a gynecologist” is a weapon.
May 17, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Because “I’m not a scientist” is a shield, and “I’m basically a gynecologist” is a weapon.