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Paleto Bay lost count at noon Thursday when the bell at St. Brigid Baptist Church on Paleto Boulevard rang 31 times. The church has no clock, yet the bell chimes every hour. A volunteer traced the extra rings to a stuck switch in the tower, and by midnight it was back to 12.

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October 23, 2026 at 5:08 AM
Westdyke's early riser has company. For years one person has practiced tai chi alone on the big rock at Alderney Beach. Saturday, 38 strangers showed up after a video spread online. The rock fits about six, so the rest ran through the forms on the sand. #WeazelNews #Alderney
October 24, 2026 at 11:04 PM
How a shopping cart got six miles into the Grassrivers is anyone's guess. An airboat crew found it at sunrise Saturday, upright in the sawgrass, a bag of charcoal still in the basket. Mariana County deputies say nobody has claimed it.

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October 24, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Weazel News Weather: Clear and calm over Alderney tonight. It's 52 in Alderney City, dropping to about 39 by morning out in Westdyke and Berchem. Sunny Sunday, high near 67. Monday warms to 72, then a cooler 61 on Tuesday. #WeazelNews #WeazelWeather #Alderney
October 25, 2026 at 12:35 AM
LUDENDORFF: The Pollock Cinema has shown the same double bill, Water Torture IX and Capolavoro, for so long that nobody reads the marquee. Saturday the reels got swapped, and 40 people sat through a 1964 Italian art film expecting a slasher. Most stayed. #WeazelNews #Ludendorff
October 25, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Drivers on Key Lento kept braking for photos Sunday after someone strapped a giant witch hat to the Wonder Whale overnight. The gift shop behind the pastel statue says nobody there knows who did it, and the hat stays up through Halloween. #WeazelNews #KeyLento
October 25, 2026 at 12:09 PM
WEATHER ALERT: Coastal Flood Watch for the Vice-Dale shoreline late tonight through Monday evening. Vice Beach roads may close; rip currents dangerous. Upper Leonida Keys under a warning. 82 now; storms likely Sunday, gusts to 36 Monday. #WeazelNews #WeazelWeather #ViceCity
October 24, 2026 at 6:36 PM
The dry fountain in the middle of Acter Park ran again Saturday for the first time in years. A crew working on a Lee Road water main opened the wrong valve, and it flowed for about three hours before the city shut it off. #WeazelNews #Acter
October 25, 2026 at 10:08 AM
About 200 carved pumpkins, candles lit, drifted down the Vespucci Canals Saturday night in an unofficial Halloween parade set afloat by residents. A few tipped over, so neighbors waded in knee-deep to relight them. Cleanup starts Sunday morning. #WeazelNews #VespucciCanals
October 25, 2026 at 1:06 AM
A box truck backing out of the Whiz lot clipped the Crossroad Park Minimall sign on Interstate 404 Saturday and four letters fell. "We've been Cross Park since lunch," a Happy Nails employee said. No one was hurt. A sign crew is booked for Tuesday. #WeazelNews #PortGellhorn
October 25, 2026 at 9:05 AM
Bugstars has a pest problem of its own. Bats have moved into the rafters of the exterminator's warehouse on Signal Street, Elysian Island. Bugstars isn't licensed to remove bats, so a state wildlife crew is due Monday. The vans still went out.

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October 25, 2026 at 8:07 AM
WEAZEL WEATHER: A windy night on the Alamo Sea. It's 75 and clear in Sandy Shores, with west gusts up to 40 mph tonight across the lake and the Grand Senora Desert. Low 63. Winds ease Friday, sunny near 78, then 82 Saturday. #WeazelNews #WeazelWeather #BlaineCounty
October 23, 2026 at 12:37 AM
A mountain biker rode the Pala Springs Aerial Tramway up Mount Chiliad 11 times Saturday, taking the trail back down after each trip. That's $110 in fares, which Tramaer says is a one-day record. The Route 1 café comped the last coffee. #WeazelNews #MountChiliad
October 24, 2026 at 10:09 PM
The faded Golden Buns Bakery at Duluoz Avenue and Paleto Boulevard hasn't sold bread in years. Saturday a contractor fixing its ovens ran a test batch, the smell drifted down the block, and a line formed. All 30 loaves were gone by 9 AM. #WeazelNews #PaletoBay
October 25, 2026 at 5:09 AM
Departures at Francis International sat for 11 minutes Saturday while about 60 orange and black balloons, let go at a Halloween party in Meadows Park, drifted toward the runways. Most never got there. They're still tangled on the Liberty State Pavilion Towers. #WeazelNews #Dukes
October 25, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Outside the Oriental Theater on Vinewood Boulevard, the costumed Republican Space Rangers who pose for tips were outnumbered Saturday. About 30 tourists showed up in Halloween Ranger suits. By noon the performers were charging them for photos. #WeazelNews #Vinewood
October 24, 2026 at 7:11 PM
A sea lion hauled itself onto the lower deck at the end of Del Perro Pier on Saturday and napped against the door of Crusty Seaman Fishing Tackle for about four hours. Staff sold bait through a side window. It slid back into the water before sunset. #WeazelNews #DelPerro
October 25, 2026 at 11:11 AM
About 4,000 pink plastic flamingos came off the BTN Delmar at PortViceCity on Friday, in a container listed as patio furniture. Customs crews had expected lounge chairs. The paperwork was simply wrong, and a Vice Beach souvenir shop picked up the lot Saturday morning. #WeazelNews #PortViceCity
October 24, 2026 at 2:05 PM
WEAZEL WEATHER: Fog is swallowing Carcer City before dawn, 47 and dead calm, thickest around the empty Carcer Mark mall lots until about 9 AM. Then mostly sunny, high near 68. Fog crawls back after 2 AM, low 47. Monday 67, Tuesday 60.
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October 25, 2026 at 6:37 AM
HARMONY: A truck hauling a wind turbine blade jackknifed outside Harmony Plaza on Route 68 Saturday, blocking both lanes for 90 minutes. "Best day we've had all year," said a worker at The Taco Farmer, which sold out by noon. Tow crews cleared it at 1:40.

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October 25, 2026 at 7:11 AM
Three people have claimed the extra $46 in the honor box at the Alamo Fruit Market in Grapeseed. The self-service stand came up over Saturday, so the owner pinned a note to the community board asking who overpaid. None of the three got the amount right. #WeazelNews #Grapeseed
October 25, 2026 at 4:02 AM
A freight train sat still on the rail bridge in Mount Kalaga National Park for 50 minutes Saturday morning. Kayakers paddling underneath counted cars to pass the time and got to 46. The railroad blamed a signal fault, and it rolled on at 10:20.

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October 24, 2026 at 6:08 PM
The Liberty Eye lit up over Firefly Island Friday night, long after Funland closed for the season. An electrician testing the wiring had left it on a timer. Hove Beach residents called all evening asking if the park had reopened. It went dark at 2 AM. #WeazelNews #FireflyIsland
October 24, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Tourists have been treating the humming vent grate on the Lorimar Street island in Star Junction as a wishing well. A city crew lifted it Saturday and pulled out $212 in coins and a Majestic Hotel key card. The hum never stopped. #WeazelNews #StarJunction
October 25, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Interstate 97 backed up for 20 minutes Saturday after a peacock wandered onto the Exit 3 ramp to SW 9th Ave in Vice City. Vice-Dale police walked it off with a folding chair borrowed from a stopped pickup. It was last seen heading into Peacock Bay.

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October 25, 2026 at 6:07 AM