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Liquidation deal
Patio heater for cheap
Yay! Money well spent

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March 23, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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My sad ambition
The hashtag mocks my hubris
I’m not that sorry

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#TheHashtagExistsOnlyAsACatalogue
#SeventeenSyllableGibberish
April 13, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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Forgotten haiku
Remembered it last minute
Today was nice, though.

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March 20, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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Wife taking a bath
An insistent poop beckons
Used the bad toilet

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March 22, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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Midnight spaghetti
A gift from Past Steve
My god am I baked

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#Wait
#ItsJust
#WeirdHaiku
#Now
May 3, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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Wife celebrated
Her birthday was a success
Forgot my haiku

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#WillWriteAnotherTodayToCatchUp
#NoOneIsMakingMeDoThese
#IJustLikeIt
April 1, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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Brunch with family
Scotch, stir fry, even some beers
What a nice birthday

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March 30, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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Midnight poetry
Every one of these sucks
I like it that way

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#BarelyLate
March 26, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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Forgetting haikus
They aren’t quite so daily
What are you a cop?

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#Dailyish
#AnotherOneLater
March 28, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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Mars & Jupiter
A clear, cloudless, moonlit sky
Stargazing with Her

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#ThatWasAlmostRomantic
#ISkippedABunch
#IDontHaveToWriteMoreIfIDontWantTo
#MyWifeIsGreat
#MyYardIsMuddyAsHell
April 4, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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A scotch on the rocks
Some fondue, a fort and beers
Birthday interlude

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#ItWasMyBdayYesterday
#ItsMyWifesTomorrow
#Interlude
#JazzHands
March 30, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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In my job six months
Kinda getting promoted
No extra money

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#MaybeStartingAThing
#WellSeeIfImMotivated
March 18, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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Movie night tonight
Pizza, beers, pot and good times
Snuggled with the wife

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March 21, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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Glad I learned today
About a Martian chopper
That just kept going

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#IMissedYesterdaysPoem
#ButIWroteASecond
March 25, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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Another haiku?
Well, see, if I don’t catch up
Then it’s not daily

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#MyConcernAboutKeepingPaceIsMakingTheseTooMetaAndSelfReferential
#ThatLastHashTagIs1CharFromTheLimit
#IMustBeStopped
March 28, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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Spending time outside
Under countless twinkling suns
Spring is back, baby!

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April 15, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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I wish they’d just stop
National pols line their pockets
Making us look bad

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#MunicipalPoliticiansLament
#IJustWantToServe
April 11, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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Drank the scotch & soda
Now I’m having the weed tokes
Gonna sleep so good

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April 10, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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Asleep way too late
Making a bad decision
Cuz I’m an adult

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#OkSureTheyAren’tDaily
#CatchUpInTheTags

#StillLaggingBehind
#WaitIsThisAThirdHaiku?
#MightBeGettingThere

#IsThisOneEven
#OrHaveIReallyMissedFour?
#GonnaCheckLater
April 8, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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The weekend is here
Crazy week, overstressed just like
Jake Morgendorfer

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#NotReallyThatGuyHasProblems
#WasADifficultWeekThough
March 28, 2025 at 10:41 PM