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My wife loves the tots
Not children, only taters
She wrote a haiku

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June 13, 2026 at 7:42 PM
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I love my small cat
He has a cute, fun belly
And little feeties

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#CatPicture
#Caturday
April 11, 2026 at 3:57 AM
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Twelve foot pot plants
Taller than my house, good god!
Trim jail will be hell

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#WeedHaiku
August 21, 2026 at 10:33 PM
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Intolerable
Four days without a respite
I can’t stop farting

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August 20, 2026 at 2:49 AM
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Bananas at fault
Economy in turmoil
Stupid president

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September 18, 2026 at 2:37 PM
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They went to the moon
It looked like it was busy
Maybe next time, Moon

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#ArtemisII
#BadHaiku
April 11, 2026 at 6:03 PM
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She be V cranky
Her coworker just plain sucks
8 hours til yoga

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#WifeMoodHaiku
August 25, 2026 at 12:55 PM
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Eighty-four degrees
Water soothing sore muscles
Grateful for my pool

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June 24, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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Vonnegut said so
Make art, no matter how bad
It makes your soul grow

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#BadHaiku
#MySoulIsSoBig
#Soulzilla
April 4, 2026 at 11:51 PM
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My Princess Waffles
The most perfect little man
A haiku victim

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March 17, 2026 at 10:01 PM
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Tenderloin, with veg
Garlic infused olive oil
Spice? Paprika; mustard

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stevenalleyn.ca Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · Mar 17
What to eat tonight?
Pork tenderloin? Sausage? Cheese?
Choice paralysis.

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#DinnerDilemma
#ICantBeStopped
March 18, 2026 at 12:26 AM
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Party with old friends
Dinner and gifts at my mum’s
Forty ain’t so bad

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March 29, 2026 at 1:07 AM
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What a fucking day
Glad tomorrow’s almost here
Put it behind me

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June 6, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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I could go for shrimp
Like thirty or forty shrimp
With some cocktail sauce

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May 8, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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From 10 months ago
A brilliant food poem
Crustacean love

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stevenalleyn.ca Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · May 8
I could go for shrimp
Like thirty or forty shrimp
With some cocktail sauce

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March 17, 2026 at 4:53 PM
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My art is so bad
Truly awful poetry
Vogon quality

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April 5, 2026 at 12:15 AM
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Am I negative?
An artificial judgement
Look! I’m positive!

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March 17, 2026 at 4:30 PM
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Stardew Valley farm
Co-op with my lovely wife
I missed doing this

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May 21, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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A bitter nectar
Brown and hot and lovely
Morning life support

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March 17, 2026 at 5:04 PM
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MacDo burrito
Unexciting, but I like it
Cromulent breakfast

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#ComeOnDoordash
#NotHereYet
March 27, 2026 at 1:00 PM
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Midnight spaghetti
A gift from Past Steve
My god am I baked

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#Wait
#ItsJust
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#Now
May 3, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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I’m not very good
But I can’t stop writing these
Compelled poetry

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#BadHaiku
April 5, 2026 at 1:32 AM
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3 days til Grimskunk
Haven’t seen them live in years
Quebec Punk Rock rocks

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March 18, 2026 at 12:23 PM
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Every damn night
Laughs and smiles to the wee hours
Morning exhaustion

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#MoreCoffeePlease
#ILoveHangingOutWithMyWifeTooMuch
@sheenahigh.xyz
April 1, 2026 at 12:22 PM
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Trying to have fun
Can’t let the darkness prevail
The rich want me mad

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stevenalleyn.ca Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · Mar 17
I’ve been pretty negative on here for a while, & I want to turn that around a little. So I’ll create a bespoke not-very-good but entirely human made haiku for anyone who provides me with a subject for as long as I feel like it. Reply to this post/thread.

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March 17, 2026 at 4:47 PM