#Well-Informed
Bravo to Hunter Biden. Well done. I like this informed swagger.
June 5, 2026 at 11:53 PM
"A pessimist is a well-informed optimist."
– old proverb
January 18, 2025 at 10:57 PM
“A well informed citizenry is the best defense against tyranny.”

—Thomas Jefferson
May 11, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Blow your paycheck like a well-informed citizen.
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December 12, 2024 at 10:11 PM
And well informed
April 9, 2026 at 12:32 AM
pros: I’m well-informed
cons: I’m well-informed
July 17, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Times like these I wish I was less well informed…
February 22, 2025 at 3:30 AM
December 2, 2025 at 6:16 PM
My desire to be well informed is at odds with my desire to keep my sanity
January 25, 2025 at 4:10 PM
This movement is fired up, dedicated, well-informed of our rights, and committed to keeping each other and our communities safe.

We’re in this together.
June 14, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Every informed, intelligent person in America will be in mourning on January 20th. Hit the ❤️, pass this on and follow our account if you will be as well.
January 17, 2025 at 4:13 AM
He’s so well informed!
🇺🇸👀 Trump on The Atlantic Signal story:

"I don't know anything about it. I'm not a big fan of The Atlantic. It's a magazine that's going out of business. But I don't know anything about it."
March 24, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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February 13, 2025 at 11:30 PM
These voters have a well-informed and extremely coherent message for Dem leaders, if they’re just willing to hear it
February 17, 2026 at 4:08 PM
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September 23, 2026 at 10:30 PM
You seem well informed and not totally insane
March 9, 2026 at 1:06 AM
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March 28, 2025 at 10:30 PM
you want me to be well informed but you also want me to not act insane so you see the conundrum right
September 19, 2026 at 12:13 PM
NGL, being well informed is depressing & draining as f*ck but being ignorant is worse.
June 4, 2025 at 12:29 AM
First caller, strong well informed cis female ally.
Second caller, strong, well informed mother of trans child.
August 5, 2026 at 11:32 AM
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January 22, 2026 at 11:30 PM
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February 21, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Well, retreating to the Internet is always a way to be better informed
March 26, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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May 21, 2025 at 10:30 PM