Joss Whedon: greetings whedonistas and whedonistos!
Clive Barker: who're you?
Whedon: i'm
Whedon: i'm joss whedon!
Whedon: c'mon, you remember me!
Whedon: i was everyone's woke 90s bae!
Barker: hm doesn't ring a bell
Clive Barker: who're you?
Whedon: i'm
Whedon: i'm joss whedon!
Whedon: c'mon, you remember me!
Whedon: i was everyone's woke 90s bae!
Barker: hm doesn't ring a bell
March 9, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Joss Whedon: greetings whedonistas and whedonistos!
Clive Barker: who're you?
Whedon: i'm
Whedon: i'm joss whedon!
Whedon: c'mon, you remember me!
Whedon: i was everyone's woke 90s bae!
Barker: hm doesn't ring a bell
Clive Barker: who're you?
Whedon: i'm
Whedon: i'm joss whedon!
Whedon: c'mon, you remember me!
Whedon: i was everyone's woke 90s bae!
Barker: hm doesn't ring a bell
Whedon: great news everyone!
Whedon: firefly is back!
Piers Anthony: it is?!
Whedon: no
Whedon: not like that
Whedon: firefly is back!
Piers Anthony: it is?!
Whedon: no
Whedon: not like that
March 9, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Whedon: great news everyone!
Whedon: firefly is back!
Piers Anthony: it is?!
Whedon: no
Whedon: not like that
Whedon: firefly is back!
Piers Anthony: it is?!
Whedon: no
Whedon: not like that
Whedon: c'mon guys
Whedon: why all the hostility?
Whedon: you all loved firefly!
Angela Carter: there's been
Carter: a reassessment
Whedon: what
Whedon: no!
Carter: almost a referendum, if you will
Whedon: why all the hostility?
Whedon: you all loved firefly!
Angela Carter: there's been
Carter: a reassessment
Whedon: what
Whedon: no!
Carter: almost a referendum, if you will
March 9, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Whedon: c'mon guys
Whedon: why all the hostility?
Whedon: you all loved firefly!
Angela Carter: there's been
Carter: a reassessment
Whedon: what
Whedon: no!
Carter: almost a referendum, if you will
Whedon: why all the hostility?
Whedon: you all loved firefly!
Angela Carter: there's been
Carter: a reassessment
Whedon: what
Whedon: no!
Carter: almost a referendum, if you will
Whedon: you guys gotta remember me!
Whedon: remember "bored now?"
Whedon: remember "curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal?"
Whedon: remember "that happened?"
Whedon: remember "bored now?"
Whedon: remember "curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal?"
Whedon: remember "that happened?"
March 9, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Whedon: you guys gotta remember me!
Whedon: remember "bored now?"
Whedon: remember "curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal?"
Whedon: remember "that happened?"
Whedon: remember "bored now?"
Whedon: remember "curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal?"
Whedon: remember "that happened?"
Used to be that people who liked what I did would compare me to Whedon. Now people who don't like what I do compare me to Whedon. Wow, it's like something happened to Whedon in there that made him unfashionable.
Similar to Joss Whedon shows. People complain that "This dialogue is so unrealistic!". Yeah... I don't care, I enjoy the banter!
January 29, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Used to be that people who liked what I did would compare me to Whedon. Now people who don't like what I do compare me to Whedon. Wow, it's like something happened to Whedon in there that made him unfashionable.
Barker: Ohhhhhh
Barker: now i remember you
Whedon: yes!
Barker: joe whedon!
Whedon:
Barker: ha ha ha
Barker: now i remember you
Whedon: yes!
Barker: joe whedon!
Whedon:
Barker: ha ha ha
March 9, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Barker: Ohhhhhh
Barker: now i remember you
Whedon: yes!
Barker: joe whedon!
Whedon:
Barker: ha ha ha
Barker: now i remember you
Whedon: yes!
Barker: joe whedon!
Whedon:
Barker: ha ha ha
Whedon: actually um it's joss
Whedon: it's joss whedon
Barker: yeah i know
Barker: why are you here joe
Whedon: it's joss whedon
Barker: yeah i know
Barker: why are you here joe
March 9, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Whedon: actually um it's joss
Whedon: it's joss whedon
Barker: yeah i know
Barker: why are you here joe
Whedon: it's joss whedon
Barker: yeah i know
Barker: why are you here joe
Carter: also firefly was strangely white considering the supposed in-universe Chinese cultural hegemony
Whedon: ok maybe but
Whedon: consider this
Whedon: it was feminist!
Carter: i'm getting to that
Whedon: ok maybe but
Whedon: consider this
Whedon: it was feminist!
Carter: i'm getting to that
March 9, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Carter: also firefly was strangely white considering the supposed in-universe Chinese cultural hegemony
Whedon: ok maybe but
Whedon: consider this
Whedon: it was feminist!
Carter: i'm getting to that
Whedon: ok maybe but
Whedon: consider this
Whedon: it was feminist!
Carter: i'm getting to that
Whedon: i know you're all excited for the return of the most feminist man of 1995
Angela Carter: weren't you outed as a sex pest?
Whedon: like i said
Whedon: the most feminist man of 1995!
Angela Carter: weren't you outed as a sex pest?
Whedon: like i said
Whedon: the most feminist man of 1995!
March 9, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Whedon: i know you're all excited for the return of the most feminist man of 1995
Angela Carter: weren't you outed as a sex pest?
Whedon: like i said
Whedon: the most feminist man of 1995!
Angela Carter: weren't you outed as a sex pest?
Whedon: like i said
Whedon: the most feminist man of 1995!
In the before times it used to be a good thing to specify Joss Whedon did something.
He was actually liked once.
He was actually liked once.
December 16, 2025 at 9:26 PM
In the before times it used to be a good thing to specify Joss Whedon did something.
He was actually liked once.
He was actually liked once.
Whedon: b-b-b
Whedon: [weakly] b-but the tropes
Whedon: [weakly] i-i need the tropes to live
Whedon: [weakly] p-please
Whedon: [weakly] the tropes
Whedon: [pathetic cough]
Whedon: [weakly] b-but the tropes
Whedon: [weakly] i-i need the tropes to live
Whedon: [weakly] p-please
Whedon: [weakly] the tropes
Whedon: [pathetic cough]
October 5, 2023 at 5:22 PM
Whedon: b-b-b
Whedon: [weakly] b-but the tropes
Whedon: [weakly] i-i need the tropes to live
Whedon: [weakly] p-please
Whedon: [weakly] the tropes
Whedon: [pathetic cough]
Whedon: [weakly] b-but the tropes
Whedon: [weakly] i-i need the tropes to live
Whedon: [weakly] p-please
Whedon: [weakly] the tropes
Whedon: [pathetic cough]
Whedon: i'm talking about the less rapey firefly
Angela Carter: how much less rapey
Whedon: only about 5% as many rapes as anthony's firefly
Whedon: and they're done real classy
Whedon: as only the most feminist man of 1995 can do them
Angela Carter: how much less rapey
Whedon: only about 5% as many rapes as anthony's firefly
Whedon: and they're done real classy
Whedon: as only the most feminist man of 1995 can do them
March 9, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Whedon: i'm talking about the less rapey firefly
Angela Carter: how much less rapey
Whedon: only about 5% as many rapes as anthony's firefly
Whedon: and they're done real classy
Whedon: as only the most feminist man of 1995 can do them
Angela Carter: how much less rapey
Whedon: only about 5% as many rapes as anthony's firefly
Whedon: and they're done real classy
Whedon: as only the most feminist man of 1995 can do them
Fuck Joss Whedon btw.
February 26, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Fuck Joss Whedon btw.
Whedon: c'mon!! i made firefly!
Barker: and what have you done since then?
Whedon: i did that show about mind-wiped hottie slave spies
Whedon: then i mumble mumble mumble
Whedon: anyway lately i've been following this cybersmith guy on tumblr and i think he really has some interesting ideas
Barker: and what have you done since then?
Whedon: i did that show about mind-wiped hottie slave spies
Whedon: then i mumble mumble mumble
Whedon: anyway lately i've been following this cybersmith guy on tumblr and i think he really has some interesting ideas
March 9, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Whedon: c'mon!! i made firefly!
Barker: and what have you done since then?
Whedon: i did that show about mind-wiped hottie slave spies
Whedon: then i mumble mumble mumble
Whedon: anyway lately i've been following this cybersmith guy on tumblr and i think he really has some interesting ideas
Barker: and what have you done since then?
Whedon: i did that show about mind-wiped hottie slave spies
Whedon: then i mumble mumble mumble
Whedon: anyway lately i've been following this cybersmith guy on tumblr and i think he really has some interesting ideas
Carter: i am afraid so, joss
Carter: in hindsight, it seems like firefly was just lost cause mythos in space
Whedon: b-but the quips!
Whedon: you all love my quips!
Carter: there's been a reassessment on the quips too
Whedon: NO!
Carter: in hindsight, it seems like firefly was just lost cause mythos in space
Whedon: b-but the quips!
Whedon: you all love my quips!
Carter: there's been a reassessment on the quips too
Whedon: NO!
March 9, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Carter: i am afraid so, joss
Carter: in hindsight, it seems like firefly was just lost cause mythos in space
Whedon: b-but the quips!
Whedon: you all love my quips!
Carter: there's been a reassessment on the quips too
Whedon: NO!
Carter: in hindsight, it seems like firefly was just lost cause mythos in space
Whedon: b-but the quips!
Whedon: you all love my quips!
Carter: there's been a reassessment on the quips too
Whedon: NO!
This is the worst blurb I’ve ever seen on a book
June 3, 2025 at 1:43 AM
This is the worst blurb I’ve ever seen on a book
Whedon: what an inglorious fate for the most feminist man of 1995!
Barker: oof tough break, joe
Whedon:
Barker: ha ha
Barker: ha ha ha
Barker: oof tough break, joe
Whedon:
Barker: ha ha
Barker: ha ha ha
March 9, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Whedon: what an inglorious fate for the most feminist man of 1995!
Barker: oof tough break, joe
Whedon:
Barker: ha ha
Barker: ha ha ha
Barker: oof tough break, joe
Whedon:
Barker: ha ha
Barker: ha ha ha
Joss Whedon rewrite, everybody!
There's millions of examples of bad dialogue in movies, but one of my favorites is Ron Perlman's line in Aliens Resurrection:
"I am not a man with whom to fuck!"
"I am not a man with whom to fuck!"
a man is covering his face with his hand while sitting in a dark room .
ALT: a man is covering his face with his hand while sitting in a dark room .
media.tenor.com
July 29, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Joss Whedon rewrite, everybody!
Whedon and his consequences...
September 27, 2026 at 10:24 AM
Whedon and his consequences...
I could never hate Alien Resurrection because its existence led to the immortal phrase "Too bad, Joss Whedon!"
March 30, 2026 at 4:49 PM
I could never hate Alien Resurrection because its existence led to the immortal phrase "Too bad, Joss Whedon!"
Remembering today this banger from Joss Whedon
June 4, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Remembering today this banger from Joss Whedon