an insane Canadian thing is calling coffee creamer "coffee whitener"
January 20, 2025 at 1:14 PM
an insane Canadian thing is calling coffee creamer "coffee whitener"
coffee creamer teeth whitener combo why do i have to think of everything
June 7, 2025 at 4:46 PM
coffee creamer teeth whitener combo why do i have to think of everything
Whitener.
Not joking.
Not joking.
Why the hell would TP contain formaldehyde?
a close up of a chihuahua with a reviewionivere.com website behind it
ALT: a close up of a chihuahua with a reviewionivere.com website behind it
media.tenor.com
January 26, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Whitener.
Not joking.
Not joking.
This extremely old coffee machine doesn't have milk but it does have "WHITENER"???
September 2, 2025 at 2:32 PM
This extremely old coffee machine doesn't have milk but it does have "WHITENER"???
I'm proud to announce the endorsement of Kalamazoo County Treasurer Thomas Whitener. Treasurer Whitener is a dedicated public servant who has focused on government transparency and accountability and delivered effective results for the people of Kalamazoo County. It is an honor to have his support.
August 15, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I'm proud to announce the endorsement of Kalamazoo County Treasurer Thomas Whitener. Treasurer Whitener is a dedicated public servant who has focused on government transparency and accountability and delivered effective results for the people of Kalamazoo County. It is an honor to have his support.
Exploring dairy alternatives but can’t afford to skip calcium.
Almond milk containing 3% almonds?? They should just call it non-dairy whitener.
Almond milk containing 3% almonds?? They should just call it non-dairy whitener.
May 21, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Exploring dairy alternatives but can’t afford to skip calcium.
Almond milk containing 3% almonds?? They should just call it non-dairy whitener.
Almond milk containing 3% almonds?? They should just call it non-dairy whitener.
South Carolina Senate (Impact Research)
🔵Annie Andrews 41%
🔴Darline Graham 41%
🌕Kasie Whitener 5%
8/18-8/24
🔵Annie Andrews 41%
🔴Darline Graham 41%
🌕Kasie Whitener 5%
8/18-8/24
August 26, 2026 at 6:46 PM
South Carolina Senate (Impact Research)
🔵Annie Andrews 41%
🔴Darline Graham 41%
🌕Kasie Whitener 5%
8/18-8/24
🔵Annie Andrews 41%
🔴Darline Graham 41%
🌕Kasie Whitener 5%
8/18-8/24
schmeckt krass scheiße die zahnpasta
November 26, 2024 at 5:03 PM
schmeckt krass scheiße die zahnpasta
The FDA just reclassified marijuana as a teeth whitener.
April 30, 2024 at 8:45 PM
The FDA just reclassified marijuana as a teeth whitener.
That was fast and welcome from Pelosi, Whitener, and Giffords.
Women who have been targets of political violence condemn shooting at Trump rally.
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Women who have been targets of political violence condemn shooting at Trump rally
Women politicians who have been victims of political violence condemned Saturday's shooting at Trump rally in Pennsylvania.
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July 14, 2024 at 1:02 AM
That was fast and welcome from Pelosi, Whitener, and Giffords.
Me: I'm feeling sad and want someone to tell me I'm pretty and that it'll be okay
Also me, weirdness intensifying:
Also me, weirdness intensifying:
November 20, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Me: I'm feeling sad and want someone to tell me I'm pretty and that it'll be okay
Also me, weirdness intensifying:
Also me, weirdness intensifying:
-Milk-? Oh no, my friend. We're going to use some of the finest International Delight French Vanilla Non-Dairy Coffee Whitener one can source from an American grocery store!
December 22, 2023 at 10:13 PM
-Milk-? Oh no, my friend. We're going to use some of the finest International Delight French Vanilla Non-Dairy Coffee Whitener one can source from an American grocery store!
I swear that Puffs must be using some kind of fur whitener behind his ears.
November 2, 2024 at 6:18 PM
I swear that Puffs must be using some kind of fur whitener behind his ears.
Hell of a shopping list
September 11, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Hell of a shopping list
i had to limit replies and quote tweets on the coffee whitener post. This place is the new Twitter confirmed
January 20, 2025 at 3:40 PM
i had to limit replies and quote tweets on the coffee whitener post. This place is the new Twitter confirmed
Snail Mail
Prospect Park, 07/17/25
photos by Jake Whitener
Prospect Park, 07/17/25
photos by Jake Whitener
July 18, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Snail Mail
Prospect Park, 07/17/25
photos by Jake Whitener
Prospect Park, 07/17/25
photos by Jake Whitener
He's a sad wet man like his father.
September 17, 2026 at 11:01 PM
He's a sad wet man like his father.
I bet you it wasn't tooth whitener.
November 20, 2024 at 5:53 AM
I bet you it wasn't tooth whitener.
Katie Whitener is running as a Libertarian and there's also a Constitution Party candidate. Both are brave true MAGA America First Patriots!
August 26, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Katie Whitener is running as a Libertarian and there's also a Constitution Party candidate. Both are brave true MAGA America First Patriots!
today i learned that ass whitener is a thing that exists
August 23, 2026 at 10:51 AM
today i learned that ass whitener is a thing that exists
I'm ready for my spin cycle. 1600RPM, I accept no substitutes.
Wait. Help. Tuck my tail in.
Yes, yes, now close the door.
No wait, the detergent. Not that one, the good stuff. NO NOT THE WHITENER.
🎨 @vanillayote.bsky.social
Wait. Help. Tuck my tail in.
Yes, yes, now close the door.
No wait, the detergent. Not that one, the good stuff. NO NOT THE WHITENER.
🎨 @vanillayote.bsky.social
April 1, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I'm ready for my spin cycle. 1600RPM, I accept no substitutes.
Wait. Help. Tuck my tail in.
Yes, yes, now close the door.
No wait, the detergent. Not that one, the good stuff. NO NOT THE WHITENER.
🎨 @vanillayote.bsky.social
Wait. Help. Tuck my tail in.
Yes, yes, now close the door.
No wait, the detergent. Not that one, the good stuff. NO NOT THE WHITENER.
🎨 @vanillayote.bsky.social
Looks like you got a flat whitener 😆
September 2, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Looks like you got a flat whitener 😆