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They admired my obstinance.

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I promised wine! 😎

#WhyAliensTookMe I offered.

#WhyAliensTookMe I promised to introduce them to popular earthling passtimes, I lied.

#WhyAliensTookMe I didn't ask.

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We have no idea. 🤔

I guess they're into fatties

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I simply said a space that was 3 metres by 17 metres had an area 51 metres squared and that's
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I'm used, so they got me cheap

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Can't remember, it happened at the weekend it must have been Saturn day.

I guess they had some extra space

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I was dusting a Welsh dresser during an earthquake so I wasn't surprised to see a flying saucer.

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They needed a new leader but soon got rid of me for being sweary. "Sure I'll be UFO King alien".

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I was fed up hearing those songs from Mama Mia so I got ABBA duct taped.

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🤔😁 it was for an anal probing, which I was looking forward to—👩‍🔬: Not me so much!—Then they demanded I take them to the crops, to make ⭕⭕ . I said that shit arrives here in boxes by truck, dumbasses, from whereever. Then my fucking bunnies scared them away, as with some customers.

#WhyAliensTookMe I was a back-up plan. Not THE back-up. More like the back-up to the back-up to the back-up o the back-up to the back-up to the back-up to the back-up to the back-up.