My wife is installing wifi connected lightblubs.
When asked why she was installing wifi connected lightblubs I was told it was "for the dog."
When asked why she was installing wifi connected lightblubs I was told it was "for the dog."
September 7, 2024 at 10:28 PM
My wife is installing wifi connected lightblubs.
When asked why she was installing wifi connected lightblubs I was told it was "for the dog."
When asked why she was installing wifi connected lightblubs I was told it was "for the dog."
November 30, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Life tip: If you ever forget your WiFi password or you want to get your school WiFi password etc. Just type this command into the command line of a computer already connected to that WiFi: netsh wlan show profile WiFi-name key=clear
December 20, 2024 at 4:44 PM
Life tip: If you ever forget your WiFi password or you want to get your school WiFi password etc. Just type this command into the command line of a computer already connected to that WiFi: netsh wlan show profile WiFi-name key=clear
and she never even connected to the house wifi
June 23, 2024 at 6:29 PM
and she never even connected to the house wifi
You don’t need to be connected to WiFi to drink water, bro.
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February 2, 2026 at 1:29 PM
You don’t need to be connected to WiFi to drink water, bro.
why the FUCK are my washer and dryer connected to wifi
November 15, 2025 at 1:19 AM
why the FUCK are my washer and dryer connected to wifi
The Nokia 770 from 2005 was a Linux-based tablet that connected to WiFi. It had a touch sensitive screen.
January 19, 2026 at 5:09 PM
The Nokia 770 from 2005 was a Linux-based tablet that connected to WiFi. It had a touch sensitive screen.
Just connected my printer to the wifi. I feel invincible.
January 22, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Just connected my printer to the wifi. I feel invincible.
Grok sounds like a wifi connected beer bottle
January 4, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Grok sounds like a wifi connected beer bottle
Got it connected to WiFi -- turned it into a FTP server so I can load it remotely -- got the virtual modem working so I can call up a BBS -- and now reading news articles like it's 1982...as one does.
March 22, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Got it connected to WiFi -- turned it into a FTP server so I can load it remotely -- got the virtual modem working so I can call up a BBS -- and now reading news articles like it's 1982...as one does.
@dannied01
BALLOT BOXES THAT DON’T NEED WIFI WERE CONNECTED TO STARLINK WIFI
BALLOT BOXES THAT DON’T NEED WIFI WERE CONNECTED TO STARLINK WIFI
April 25, 2025 at 2:13 PM
@dannied01
BALLOT BOXES THAT DON’T NEED WIFI WERE CONNECTED TO STARLINK WIFI
BALLOT BOXES THAT DON’T NEED WIFI WERE CONNECTED TO STARLINK WIFI
we connected your juicer to wifi! we are the rightful rulers of this earth!
February 6, 2025 at 1:24 PM
we connected your juicer to wifi! we are the rightful rulers of this earth!
I now own a coffee machine that needs to be connected to wifi and I can’t for the life of me understand why
December 7, 2024 at 2:43 PM
I now own a coffee machine that needs to be connected to wifi and I can’t for the life of me understand why
I connected a WiFi enabled solenoid valve to a hose and set up a script on my phone so when the camera detected a squirrel it got blasted with the hose briefly. It was very effective.
November 19, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I connected a WiFi enabled solenoid valve to a hose and set up a script on my phone so when the camera detected a squirrel it got blasted with the hose briefly. It was very effective.
I want to be released from the ubiquity of A.I. in everything and having every appliance connected to WiFi
January 30, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I want to be released from the ubiquity of A.I. in everything and having every appliance connected to WiFi
Changed the WiFi name to "your butthole" so now every time someone connects to it, it says, "Now connected to your butthole"
The grandkids are howling.
The grandkids are howling.
February 16, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Changed the WiFi name to "your butthole" so now every time someone connects to it, it says, "Now connected to your butthole"
The grandkids are howling.
The grandkids are howling.
March 27, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Baby are you a WiFi connected space heater because you are cold & I don’t know how to turn you on
May 4, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Baby are you a WiFi connected space heater because you are cold & I don’t know how to turn you on
Haha guys I just connected my snout to the WiFi this is amazing, I can smell you all! I‘m smelling you right now :🌐3
June 25, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Haha guys I just connected my snout to the WiFi this is amazing, I can smell you all! I‘m smelling you right now :🌐3
Thrilled and humbled to announce
January 21, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Thrilled and humbled to announce