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Mrs PJ Haverstock

@mrspjhaverstock.bsky.social

Get yourself a lady who can do both…

#RealMilfsCook
#AndSheCanCook
#MultiTalented
#WhichIsJuicier
#WifeGoals

Mrs H lounging on a dark orange couch in lacy blue lingerie. The photo showcases her long legs.

March 11, 2026 at 7:37 PM

TheAMPingAround

@theampingaround.bsky.social

When your wife gets too cute and you have to scan her just to make sure she's real 🐾💖

Art by @luxar92.bsky.social
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#WifeGoals #TooCuteToHandle #CaughtInTheAct #LeopardLove

December 2, 2025 at 7:56 PM

needs emotional tuning

@persian-slipper.bsky.social

You two remain #WifeGoals

July 12, 2026 at 5:24 PM

Author Rachel Spangler

@rachelspangler.rachelspangler.com

Not to make you jealous or anything, but my wife made me the most amazingly soft, writer-themed pajamas pants. She MADE them for me!
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#spanglo25 #wifelife #wifegoals #sapphiccouple #sapphic #lesbiansofig #wlw #gaymarried #lgbtq #profspangler

May 29, 2025 at 2:08 PM

Tommy Bags

@tweber4.bsky.social

I'm honestly so glad I'm not the only one. No judgment from my wife though #wifegoals

March 12, 2026 at 4:04 PM

Kim S. Kristensen

@kimskris.bsky.social

Tilbydde å lage en drink til @sgkkk.bsky.social, fikk nei til svar.

Gjett hvem som absolutt ville smake på min drink 5 min senere.

#WifeGoals

September 5, 2025 at 6:08 PM

Faghoulotl 🏳️‍⚧️🔞

@fagxolot-l.bsky.social

Wifegoals

Wingnut smoking a Golden Goat Dank pre roll wif the beer

July 7, 2025 at 4:02 AM

officergex.bsky.social

@officergex.bsky.social

#wifegoals

May 27, 2026 at 12:36 AM

TheAMPingAround

@theampingaround.bsky.social

When you’re just trying to vibe, but the thermometer says you're 100% WIFE material. 😏✨

Art by @mastergodai.bsky.social

Remember to #meme your heart out!

#FanArt #WifeGoals #AnimeVibes #WifeThermometer #WifeDetector

November 25, 2025 at 2:24 PM

TheAMPingAround

@theampingaround.bsky.social

When your device has a better idea of your future than you do 😂💍💛

Art by @mastergodai.bsky.social
Find Sugar on Rascals on the @kemonocafe.bsky.social

#WifeGoals #PeaceAndLove #FurryLife #furry #furryart #anime

December 7, 2025 at 2:53 AM

Polly, Transfeminist Killjoy

@crosspollytaupe.bsky.social

Also: HASHTAG WIFEGOALS

May 2, 2026 at 7:41 PM

Janna Scarpella-Straub

@jannamagpie.bsky.social

I made lemon pancakes (not from scratch) with butter and honey for Imbolc dinner. The best part was hanging out with my wife making pancakes while she air fried bacon. #what’scooking #imbolc #pagan #wifegoals

February 3, 2025 at 3:02 AM

Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth!

@panic.gay

Anyway I know we all have a crush on @jamesgunn.bsky.social and that's FAIR but @seangunn.bsky.social will forever be my main Gunn brothers crush thanks to Kirk, who was both #lifegoals and #wifegoals. A true inspiration to neurodivergent artistic freelance weirdos everywhere & those who love them.

Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · May 30

Fun facts: Shortly after moving to DC for a job, I got asked to play Kirk in a Gilmore Girls-themed variety show in Atlanta and I was super burned out so I agreed. It was on a weekday and I had no PTO, so I had to fly in drag makeup.

That's me in the middle in the red sweater.

May 30, 2023 at 1:46 AM

Jill (she/her)

@nerdjoy.social

Dammit Jim and your wifegoals wife!

December 25, 2025 at 4:40 PM

pretty hat machine 🏳️‍⚧️

@sleepysmiles42.bsky.social

look. im kinda there already with, and also kin, her/spinel/amethyst/peridot depending on the day you ask me. i basically have a gem wifegoals/lifegoals polycule. so i get it lol

July 2, 2025 at 10:01 PM