#Windows 11
windows 11 update: for the first time in my life, simply right clicking a file has a load time. unreal
February 19, 2026 at 9:25 PM
I upgraded to windows 11 by accidentally pressing spacebar on startup
December 12, 2025 at 2:15 PM
why the hell would we put windows 11 in space
right now the astronauts are calling houston because the computer on the spaceship is running two instances of microsoft outlook and they can't figure out why. nasa is about to remote into the computer
April 2, 2026 at 10:23 AM
I will go down swinging against Windows 11
aftermath.site/windows-11-nope
October 16, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Cadeia no windows 11!
Rio's military police have started the Butlerian Jihad
October 3, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Windows 11 has an updated Minesweeper game
March 11, 2026 at 7:04 AM
come on
March 9, 2026 at 12:10 PM
Me: *reboots linux computer into windows by accident*

Windows 11: hello it is currently dectember 42nd, 11:99 TM
December 28, 2024 at 9:39 AM
i hate windows 11 i hate windows 11 i hate windows 11 i hate windows 11 i hate windows 11 i hate windows 11 i hate windows 11 i hate windows 11 i hate windows 11 i hate windows 11 i hate windows 11 i hate windows 11 i hate windows 11 i hate windows 11 i hate windows 11 i hate windows 11 i hate
November 26, 2024 at 11:33 PM
Heads up windows 11 users, microsoft now has this setting enabled by default.

Be sure to disable it :]
August 30, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Microsoft starts removing "unnecessary" Copilot buttons from Windows 11 apps.

www.theverge.com/news/909640/...
April 10, 2026 at 9:32 AM
I will go down swinging against Windows 11
aftermath.site/windows-11-nope
July 13, 2026 at 1:01 PM
I will go down swinging against Windows 11
aftermath.site/windows-11-nope
March 14, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Here is a Reddit threat that explains how to disable Copilot in Windows, which I've just followed:

www.reddit.com/r/WindowsHel...
October 16, 2025 at 3:29 PM
This is insane. It's straight-up malware.

www.pcgamesn.com/windows-11/a...
April 26, 2024 at 4:21 PM
Benchmarking Windows Against Itself, from Windows XP to Windows 11
Benchmarking Windows Against Itself, from Windows XP to Windows 11
Hackaday Article
hackaday.com
January 3, 2026 at 6:06 AM
Aaron Rodgers Rants To Pat McAfee About Windows 11 Tips And Tricks After Going Down Wrong YouTube Rabbit Hole
theonion.com/aaron-rodger...
December 31, 2024 at 7:05 PM
Just got the new Windows 11 April 2026 Update installed, wth is this Microslop?! 🤮
April 1, 2026 at 11:33 AM
WINDOWS 11 PLEASE LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE I WILL NOT UPGRADE TO YOUR OPERATING SYSTEM I AM PERFECTLY OKAY WITH WINDOWS 10
November 27, 2024 at 9:08 AM
"malware" that deletes windows 11 and replaces it with linux, in-place, and then kexecs into it
January 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Microsoft shoved their AI Copilot into everything in Windows 11. Which lead to an increase in Windows 10 use. So they announced they'd stop support for Windows 10, but its usage was still strong. So they started to put Copilot into Windows 10.

Windows 7 use is surging 5x now.

AI is product poison.
October 2, 2025 at 7:36 PM
How it feels trying to do anything on Windows 11
July 22, 2026 at 5:15 PM
oh shit its for real for real

fucking DO NOT update your windows, I had to do a clean reinstall
August 19, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Windows 10 End of Life is in less than 2 weeks!
But you don't have to upgrade to Windows 11!!

This video will show you how to extend the life of Windows 10 by 3 more years via Extended Security Updates program safely, for free.

MS throws you to the wolves, but the wolves will throw you a bone.
October 4, 2025 at 12:55 AM