blowing on the wirecutters like they're dice for good luck right before i snip the red wire
December 10, 2025 at 7:35 PM
blowing on the wirecutters like they're dice for good luck right before i snip the red wire
Who will wirecut the wirecutters
Irrationally angry that Wirecutter’s “best Black Friday deals” roundup includes insulting shit like $5 off a $30 Tupperware set and $5 off $43 plain glass vases. Fuck you.
November 28, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Who will wirecut the wirecutters
Underselling the pliers & wirecutters imo. Apparently he's gonna defuse a bomb in the middle of all this.
April 29, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Underselling the pliers & wirecutters imo. Apparently he's gonna defuse a bomb in the middle of all this.
being extremely normal about how i can't find my wirecutters. this is definitely a response to my missing tool and nothing else that's happening
November 8, 2024 at 7:07 PM
being extremely normal about how i can't find my wirecutters. this is definitely a response to my missing tool and nothing else that's happening
approaching you with a cutting blowtorch, prybar, and wirecutters
"scrap doesn't run"
"scrap doesn't run"
May 29, 2025 at 6:42 PM
approaching you with a cutting blowtorch, prybar, and wirecutters
"scrap doesn't run"
"scrap doesn't run"
a) glad it was me caught and not him or a hare and b) pleased i've always got wirecutters on me
June 11, 2026 at 9:32 AM
a) glad it was me caught and not him or a hare and b) pleased i've always got wirecutters on me
i love how wirecutters "budget" picks are always still at the top of my price range. Their "budget" office chair is $400.
December 30, 2023 at 5:11 PM
i love how wirecutters "budget" picks are always still at the top of my price range. Their "budget" office chair is $400.
Yoon Suk Yeol becomes South Korea's first sitting president to be arrested
Yoon Suk Yeol becomes South Korea's first sitting president to be arrested
Authorities used ladders and wirecutters in the freezing cold in their second attempt to arrest Yoon.
www.bbc.com
January 15, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Yoon Suk Yeol becomes South Korea's first sitting president to be arrested
#AIgenerated #Carrots #WireCutters
They're carrots. Any resemblance to anything else, is only in your mind. And you may or may not be right
(U-R)
They're carrots. Any resemblance to anything else, is only in your mind. And you may or may not be right
(U-R)
January 18, 2026 at 4:27 PM
#AIgenerated #Carrots #WireCutters
They're carrots. Any resemblance to anything else, is only in your mind. And you may or may not be right
(U-R)
They're carrots. Any resemblance to anything else, is only in your mind. And you may or may not be right
(U-R)
Make darkrai electric ghost and give it a pair of wirecutters :))))
19) If you HAD to change your Favourite Pokemon's type, what would you change it to? Would you change their design too?
a blue pokemon is standing on a rock
ALT: a blue pokemon is standing on a rock
media.tenor.com
February 2, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Make darkrai electric ghost and give it a pair of wirecutters :))))
Okada selling Bowens scissoring his middle finger like he was using wirecutters cracked me the fuck up 🤼
June 4, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Okada selling Bowens scissoring his middle finger like he was using wirecutters cracked me the fuck up 🤼
December 26, 2024 at 3:20 PM
lucky wirecutters
December 10, 2025 at 8:10 PM
lucky wirecutters
guy: “do you have a dyke with you”
me: “whoa buddy i’m standing right here”
(yil electricians call diagonal pliers/wirecutters “dikes”)
me: “whoa buddy i’m standing right here”
(yil electricians call diagonal pliers/wirecutters “dikes”)
October 5, 2024 at 4:14 PM
guy: “do you have a dyke with you”
me: “whoa buddy i’m standing right here”
(yil electricians call diagonal pliers/wirecutters “dikes”)
me: “whoa buddy i’m standing right here”
(yil electricians call diagonal pliers/wirecutters “dikes”)
Wirecutters is a marking scheme pretending to be some form of journalism.
September 23, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Wirecutters is a marking scheme pretending to be some form of journalism.
Of course! I just need a giant pair of scissors…or wirecutters
November 29, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Of course! I just need a giant pair of scissors…or wirecutters
Has anyone else used wirecutters to trim their nails or am I just weird
April 14, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Has anyone else used wirecutters to trim their nails or am I just weird
fun fact a small pair of wirecutters can really gum things up at the ol job
April 3, 2025 at 4:58 AM
fun fact a small pair of wirecutters can really gum things up at the ol job
"Wirecutters"
"Jawohl, Herr Oberst"
"You speak German?"
"Jawohl, Herr Oberst"
"You speak German?"
November 29, 2024 at 4:15 AM
"Wirecutters"
"Jawohl, Herr Oberst"
"You speak German?"
"Jawohl, Herr Oberst"
"You speak German?"
Mr. Krabs smirked as he approached the fence..."Wirecutters, shmirecutters", he said as he extended his pincer - two cuts, and he was through. Revenge would be his this night.
May 14, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Mr. Krabs smirked as he approached the fence..."Wirecutters, shmirecutters", he said as he extended his pincer - two cuts, and he was through. Revenge would be his this night.
👇🇰🇷 Better system than America
"S Korea impeached president arrested after investigators scale walls" #YoonSukYeol #SouthKorea
"S Korea impeached president arrested after investigators scale walls" #YoonSukYeol #SouthKorea
Yoon Suk Yeol becomes South Korea's first sitting president to be arrested
Authorities used ladders and wirecutters in the freezing cold in their second attempt to arrest Yoon.
www.bbc.com
January 15, 2025 at 3:41 PM
👇🇰🇷 Better system than America
"S Korea impeached president arrested after investigators scale walls" #YoonSukYeol #SouthKorea
"S Korea impeached president arrested after investigators scale walls" #YoonSukYeol #SouthKorea
i just find it dissonant how in the times of hyperrealistic DLSS9 graphics & physics & shit you still run around with wirecutters and fuses and other 20+ year old logically impaired "gameplay"
June 13, 2026 at 2:16 AM
i just find it dissonant how in the times of hyperrealistic DLSS9 graphics & physics & shit you still run around with wirecutters and fuses and other 20+ year old logically impaired "gameplay"
triumphant trip to re-use: electric/rechargeable lawnmower, wirecutters (i somehow lost mine, which were better, but they’re hard to find used imo), needle nosed pliers (really nice), fire irons! (been searching), two nice glass storage jars. total bill $31
November 20, 2025 at 6:43 PM
triumphant trip to re-use: electric/rechargeable lawnmower, wirecutters (i somehow lost mine, which were better, but they’re hard to find used imo), needle nosed pliers (really nice), fire irons! (been searching), two nice glass storage jars. total bill $31