i am like 80% serious when i say that woke is the only thing that kept this country together
turns out the United States was an incredible moneymaking engine that ran on wokeness
April 5, 2025 at 9:52 PM
i am like 80% serious when i say that woke is the only thing that kept this country together
“i woke up every morning and name searched myself on twitter. i am normal by the way”
The lede is like something a soldier might have written decades after storming Omaha Beach, and having lived long enough to tell his grandchildren about how he somehow survived that fateful day.
September 28, 2026 at 2:13 AM
“i woke up every morning and name searched myself on twitter. i am normal by the way”
I am glad it was Zelenskyy that woke so many Americans up today.
March 1, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I am glad it was Zelenskyy that woke so many Americans up today.
It is June 27, 2025, and today I am declaring Woke 2.
June 28, 2025 at 2:02 AM
It is June 27, 2025, and today I am declaring Woke 2.
I am Canadian, and somehow I have become infected by the woke virus, & I am okay with being woke. What say you.
April 7, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I am Canadian, and somehow I have become infected by the woke virus, & I am okay with being woke. What say you.
I woke up at 3:30 am to photograph Cleveland, Ohio and this is what I got
June 6, 2025 at 11:43 AM
I woke up at 3:30 am to photograph Cleveland, Ohio and this is what I got
i am genuinely bewildered by people who say that the rise of white nationalism in the republican party is a response to the "woke left." like, did the woke left cause pat buchanan's 1992 presidential campaign? is the woke left why steve king had a long career in congress?
September 18, 2026 at 6:33 PM
i am genuinely bewildered by people who say that the rise of white nationalism in the republican party is a response to the "woke left." like, did the woke left cause pat buchanan's 1992 presidential campaign? is the woke left why steve king had a long career in congress?
Since it's Christmas Eve, I'd like to drop this timely and poignant reminder: Jesus was WOKE.
And so am I.
Proudly.
And so am I.
Proudly.
December 24, 2024 at 6:22 PM
Since it's Christmas Eve, I'd like to drop this timely and poignant reminder: Jesus was WOKE.
And so am I.
Proudly.
And so am I.
Proudly.
i am not joking when i saw that this is the heart of what woke 2 is all about
March 18, 2026 at 3:53 PM
i am not joking when i saw that this is the heart of what woke 2 is all about
i, for one, am delighted that we finally have a definition of “woke”
March 12, 2026 at 8:23 AM
i, for one, am delighted that we finally have a definition of “woke”
wait i am confused which one of them went woke
June 6, 2025 at 1:16 AM
wait i am confused which one of them went woke
I am Proudly WOKE!
December 14, 2024 at 11:47 PM
I am Proudly WOKE!
I am proud to be WOKE
December 4, 2024 at 12:15 AM
I am proud to be WOKE
January 25, 2026 at 9:34 PM
if Woke has a million fans, then i am one of them.
if Woke has ten fans, then i am one of them.
if Woke has only one fan then that is me.
if Woke has no fans, then that means i am no longer on earth.
if the world is against Woke, then i am against the world.
if Woke has ten fans, then i am one of them.
if Woke has only one fan then that is me.
if Woke has no fans, then that means i am no longer on earth.
if the world is against Woke, then i am against the world.
January 28, 2025 at 4:12 PM
if Woke has a million fans, then i am one of them.
if Woke has ten fans, then i am one of them.
if Woke has only one fan then that is me.
if Woke has no fans, then that means i am no longer on earth.
if the world is against Woke, then i am against the world.
if Woke has ten fans, then i am one of them.
if Woke has only one fan then that is me.
if Woke has no fans, then that means i am no longer on earth.
if the world is against Woke, then i am against the world.
Little joy update: I am exhausted because my little orange cat jumped into bed at 2 AM and purred so loud she woke me up.
This is not the first time it’s happened and I will never be mad about it.
This is not the first time it’s happened and I will never be mad about it.
October 20, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Little joy update: I am exhausted because my little orange cat jumped into bed at 2 AM and purred so loud she woke me up.
This is not the first time it’s happened and I will never be mad about it.
This is not the first time it’s happened and I will never be mad about it.
I guess I have to admit it. Apparently I am a radical leftist and woke as fuck.
April 2, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I guess I have to admit it. Apparently I am a radical leftist and woke as fuck.
I sleept and woke up 1 am, so i drew this
January 14, 2026 at 7:39 AM
I sleept and woke up 1 am, so i drew this
I woke up with a crick in my neck like a mid thirties man that I am lol
November 13, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I woke up with a crick in my neck like a mid thirties man that I am lol
I am sick and tired of pedophile-worshipping MAGA failures complaining about ‘woke’ when it just means they’re fucking racist and transphobic.
July 25, 2026 at 7:42 PM
I am sick and tired of pedophile-worshipping MAGA failures complaining about ‘woke’ when it just means they’re fucking racist and transphobic.
#SophiefromRomania says I know I woke you at 5 am but I’m trying to get a bit of shut-eye now
July 18, 2025 at 5:25 AM
#SophiefromRomania says I know I woke you at 5 am but I’m trying to get a bit of shut-eye now
I am dark woke. Or like, mocha woke.
November 5, 2025 at 6:23 AM
I am dark woke. Or like, mocha woke.
