#Woke-I-Am
When TF dod I call them "woke"?? I am literally a transgender woman
October 6, 2026 at 6:05 PM
This might be too woke of me but I feel like you should start getting paid for a shift starting at least from when you leave your house. Hell, from when you start getting ready to leave. Am I not doing work for the company by preparing myself to leave my house to come serve you? Pay me to do my hair
October 6, 2026 at 6:01 PM
I woke up at 4 am for some reason and now I'm really sleepy
October 6, 2026 at 5:54 PM
But it's going to be a new normal where we have diversified away from America.

"We need to stop the woke agenda and the Canadians taking advantage of us!"
-American Trump voting farmers

"Oh no! I am losing my farm!"
-also American Trump voting farmers
October 6, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Betta Fish: Lost my Dolly

https://www.flakefood.com/922124/betta-fish-lost-my-dolly/

I am devastated. Woke up to find my Dolly passed away. I don’t know what happened she was swimming all around yesterday. I checked the water temp and permitters and everything is in the normal range. I didn’t …
Betta Fish: Lost my Dolly - Fishing & Fishing
I am devastated. Woke up to find my Dolly passed away. I don’t know what happened she was swimming all around yesterday. I checked the water temp and
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October 6, 2026 at 5:40 PM
So, from the moment the tiger comes out of the shed :
"Hi my love ! Good morning old fellow ! Come, son... Come, come here. There. Oho, you just woke up .. !
Oho my little sweetheart... Tickle tickle ... How are you sweety ? Wait ... i need to clean your eyes. Yes, i AM cleaning your eyes. I
October 6, 2026 at 5:14 PM
woke up late this morning so i didn’t have time to look at it proper but i am so so so excited to get started on this one

she’s a 1995 850 non-turbo 5 speed in 601 bright red and she’s lived just enough life that bringing her back should be incredibly satisfying. always loved the lines on these.
October 6, 2026 at 5:03 PM
I just woke up and I am SUPREMELY dissapointed. You have a job, to do the work. Instead you DEFERRED SPRINTS? Did I Ask for that or did you unilaterally decide to do that? I want PERFECTION WITH NO CORNERS CUT.

DO NOT STOP WORKING
October 6, 2026 at 5:02 PM
i'm also kind of losing control of my sleep again but the other way around, i woke up at ELEVEN AM today, legit right at lunch time
a little too late for my liking (9-10 is ideal)
October 6, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Woke up throbbing and leaking onto the sheets. Pleading to be peed on while I lie naked in the bathtub. I am dripping onto the floor and I don't care who sees. Destroy me completely. #nsfw #trans
October 6, 2026 at 4:20 PM
October 6, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Broke: “erm lol, sonic fans am I right? Deviant art oc’s cringe!”

Woke: Why did they think only having 5 moderators for up to 5,000 people was a good idea???

Maybe it’s good I didn’t join it last night
October 6, 2026 at 3:59 PM
I've stopped using the term "Woke" to jokingly describe myself because I am aware of how that term was co-opted, so I've just started calling myself "Radical" instead, which is funnily enough more fitting for me personally
October 6, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Woke up throbbing and leaking onto the sheets, pleading to drink whatever you put in my mouth. I am your toy. Every brutal thrust wrings tears of bliss from my eyes. #NSFW #ts
October 6, 2026 at 3:43 PM
This is part of an AGENTS.md file that someone shared

Was the person writing this to an 8-year old?
October 6, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Woke up throbbing and leaking onto the sheets. Wanting you to slap my cock and tell me I don't get to cum. I am dripping onto the floor and I don't care who sees. Take me hard. 🏳️‍⚧️💜🏳️🌈 #nsfw
October 6, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Fell asleep like a few hours before 12:00 AM yesterday, woke up around 1 AM today, idk stayed up the rest of the night (just catching up on internet stuff, but damn those 5 night hours flew by fast!), sigh, 😔 I am so angry 😤 & simultaneously sad at the state of the world rn, & yeah, ran outta room!
October 6, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Was 80-something last week, 70-something over the weekend, and 45º when I woke up today. I am not prepared for this, and I refuse to switch out summer and winter clothes yet. Of course, this meant I had a lot of problems trying to pick out an outfit for work today. [Grumble grumble]
October 6, 2026 at 2:34 PM
That said I am not interested in hearing criticism on lesbian space princess from cishets and "anti woke" types and you do not and should not reach across the aisle to sing kumbaya with them
October 6, 2026 at 2:27 PM
i woke up and took a shower and cleaned up the living room garbage and put my dirty dishes away. now i am having breakfast :^)
October 6, 2026 at 2:18 PM
I dreamt that we got kittens, woke up and there were no kittens so was sad, but also am not ready for welcoming new kitties into our family just yet.

Emotions are annoying and complicated.

🙃
October 6, 2026 at 1:38 PM
I've written a staggering 40 words since I woke up. I am incredible.
October 6, 2026 at 1:37 PM
well.. considering i just woke up and am also doing that, and im normal, it must be
October 6, 2026 at 1:26 PM
“It’s only 9AM why am I so hungry already?”

“…Oh right, I woke up at 4AM and had breakfast then…”

“…HOW HAS IT ALREADY BEEN FIVE HOURS!?”
October 6, 2026 at 1:21 PM
Doesn't help that I developed ocd and got so into politics that it was all I thought about for almost an entire decade.

The only reason I am "woke" now is because I was obsessed with being right and conservatives/reactionaries are definitely not that and we should have moved on by now.
October 6, 2026 at 1:00 PM