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January 25, 2026 at 6:15 AM
I once asked this literary agent what writing paid the best, and he said “ransom notes”.
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November 20, 2024 at 7:11 PM
Accurate! Mystery writers do it with a twist. 😉

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May 30, 2026 at 8:42 PM
🩸📚 Poe's two cats were black kitty Pluto, and Cattrina, a tortie who sat on his shoulder & purred while he wrote ;)

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January 22, 2026 at 3:51 AM
I aspire to have this level of disdain for my haters. The dismissiveness of their thought and the attack on their basic intelligence. Brilliant!

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May 22, 2026 at 3:18 PM
When I’m writing i get stressed
When I’m not writing I have anxiety. #writer #writerproblems #aspiringauthor #writerjokes
May 1, 2025 at 4:46 PM
QUESTION: What's the difference between a writer and a large pizza?

I don't know, what's the difference?

A large pizza can feed a family of 4.

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July 27, 2026 at 10:19 PM
I wrote a short story about a galaxy ruled by adverbs, but it ended too quickly, quietly, and disappointingly.

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April 17, 2025 at 9:05 PM
What do you call a writer who doesn’t adhere to sentence structure?

A rebel without a clause

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November 22, 2024 at 8:05 AM