He said / Xi said…nothing.
April 25, 2025 at 5:36 PM
He said / Xi said…nothing.
Xi: “You don’t have all the cards.”
April 11, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Xi: “You don’t have all the cards.”
Xi Jinping Impressed With How Much Trump’s English Has Improved Since Last Visit https://theonion.com/xi-jinping-impressed-with-how-much-trumps-english-has-improved-since-last-visit/
September 24, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Xi Jinping Impressed With How Much Trump’s English Has Improved Since Last Visit https://theonion.com/xi-jinping-impressed-with-how-much-trumps-english-has-improved-since-last-visit/
Xi Gets It
April 11, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Xi Gets It
XI doodles + bio
February 4, 2026 at 11:14 AM
XI doodles + bio
anti-Xi protesters can still be heard, despite a band trying to drown them out, as Trump and Xi pose for photos
September 24, 2026 at 11:09 PM
anti-Xi protesters can still be heard, despite a band trying to drown them out, as Trump and Xi pose for photos
Xi is like, "Who the fuck are these weirdos?"
September 25, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Xi is like, "Who the fuck are these weirdos?"
“Did President Xi call yet?”
“No, Mr. President, sir, President Xi has not yet called."
“No, Mr. President, sir, President Xi has not yet called."
April 17, 2025 at 11:50 PM
“Did President Xi call yet?”
“No, Mr. President, sir, President Xi has not yet called."
“No, Mr. President, sir, President Xi has not yet called."
Trump: "I met President Xi at the plane (Airport!) yesterday and he looks strong, vibrant, and fit - Better than ever. Madam Xi, of course, BEAUTIFUL! President DJT"
September 24, 2026 at 12:26 PM
Trump: "I met President Xi at the plane (Airport!) yesterday and he looks strong, vibrant, and fit - Better than ever. Madam Xi, of course, BEAUTIFUL! President DJT"
Xi Jinping grabbed Trump by the pussy.
September 26, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Xi Jinping grabbed Trump by the pussy.
It's already pretty obvious what Xi thinks of the Orange Chicken here
Sen. Mike Lee: "I won't be a bit surprised if President Trump decides at one point to say, 'You know, President Xi, let's go visit Panda Express and see what you think of their broccoli beef.' I'd love to see that happen. That's the kind of thing President Trump likes to do."
September 24, 2026 at 9:33 PM
It's already pretty obvious what Xi thinks of the Orange Chicken here
I can tell you what Xi thinks of the Orange Chicken here
Sen. Mike Lee: "I won't be a bit surprised if President Trump decides at one point to say, 'You know, President Xi, let's go visit Panda Express and see what you think of their broccoli beef.' I'd love to see that happen. That's the kind of thing President Trump likes to do."
September 24, 2026 at 9:20 PM
I can tell you what Xi thinks of the Orange Chicken here
Trump winces in pain during the loud military flyover as Xi shows no reaction
September 23, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Trump winces in pain during the loud military flyover as Xi shows no reaction
What an absolute shit show. Putin and Xi are laughing hysterically at this crew.
February 25, 2025 at 1:18 AM
What an absolute shit show. Putin and Xi are laughing hysterically at this crew.
Xi "Very nice. You buy from Temu or Ali Express?"
September 26, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Xi "Very nice. You buy from Temu or Ali Express?"
Grok read the Epstein files.
January 1, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Grok read the Epstein files.
Trump is a weak, feckless puppet of Xi and Putin.
September 24, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Trump is a weak, feckless puppet of Xi and Putin.
Xi: Did you hear?
Kim: No...
Xi: The Americans are moving air defense systems out of South Korea!
Kim: What? No way!
Xi: Yes!
Kim: Amazing. How'd you do that?
Xi: I didn't do anything. They started a war with Iran, told themselves it'd be easy, and didn't do the math on interceptors.
Kim: Ha!
Kim: No...
Xi: The Americans are moving air defense systems out of South Korea!
Kim: What? No way!
Xi: Yes!
Kim: Amazing. How'd you do that?
Xi: I didn't do anything. They started a war with Iran, told themselves it'd be easy, and didn't do the math on interceptors.
Kim: Ha!
March 3, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Xi: Did you hear?
Kim: No...
Xi: The Americans are moving air defense systems out of South Korea!
Kim: What? No way!
Xi: Yes!
Kim: Amazing. How'd you do that?
Xi: I didn't do anything. They started a war with Iran, told themselves it'd be easy, and didn't do the math on interceptors.
Kim: Ha!
Kim: No...
Xi: The Americans are moving air defense systems out of South Korea!
Kim: What? No way!
Xi: Yes!
Kim: Amazing. How'd you do that?
Xi: I didn't do anything. They started a war with Iran, told themselves it'd be easy, and didn't do the math on interceptors.
Kim: Ha!
Reminder that at one point when Zuckerberg was trying to break into China he asked Xi to name his child and Xi was “for the love of God, have some self-respect you weirdo”
Zuckerberg is such disgusting toadie for Trump that he had his CHILD write a suck up letter www.nytimes.com/2026/06/18/u...
June 19, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Reminder that at one point when Zuckerberg was trying to break into China he asked Xi to name his child and Xi was “for the love of God, have some self-respect you weirdo”
Putin and Xi are having a great great week.
February 5, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Putin and Xi are having a great great week.