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Never take me on a boating trip. I’m such an indecisive rower.

I can’t choose either oar.

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December 30, 2024 at 10:09 PM
There’s been a nasty bug going around the neighborhood lately.

Yesterday I opened the door and it punched me in the face :D

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January 5, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I forgot my tags again!

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It’s been pouring rain the other day and I left rain protection at home. While I was waiting for the rain to slow down a shady man in a suit came up and handed me an umbrella and then disappeared without a trace.

He must’ve been a part of the Wetness Protection Agency!
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December 6, 2024 at 1:39 PM
Was thinking about Pavlov recently. Name just rang a bell.

In my thoughts I had a realization: Pavlov must’ve had really soft hair. Guy was all about conditioning.

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November 29, 2024 at 12:51 PM
I had a medical appointment to get my eyes checked out. Imagine my shock when it turned out my doctor was a little bunny.

Turns out I accidentally made an appoint to see the Hoptometrist!

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November 13, 2024 at 8:19 PM
Hey champs! Ya know, your dad here use to use to be a road worker. Sadly, I got fired for stealing from work.

My family didn’t want to believe I could do such a thing, but when they got home one day all the signs were there.

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November 15, 2024 at 6:42 PM
I was making beef burrito's one day while is was snowing. Burritos are a lovely comfort food. After a while of cooking my ground beef as starting to look extremely watery.

Turns out I grabbed the wrong chilly powder.

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November 22, 2024 at 9:28 PM