12 yr old me: Some old lady yelled at me
25 yr old me: Look at that old lady yelling at some poor kid
50 yr old me: I had to yell at some kid
25 yr old me: Look at that old lady yelling at some poor kid
50 yr old me: I had to yell at some kid
December 17, 2024 at 12:57 PM
12 yr old me: Some old lady yelled at me
25 yr old me: Look at that old lady yelling at some poor kid
50 yr old me: I had to yell at some kid
25 yr old me: Look at that old lady yelling at some poor kid
50 yr old me: I had to yell at some kid
Seriously why the F is the 22 yr old Kirk shoot being referred to as “a kid”, and the 13 yr old Epstein victims are “Under aged women”.
September 15, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Seriously why the F is the 22 yr old Kirk shoot being referred to as “a kid”, and the 13 yr old Epstein victims are “Under aged women”.
Oprah v Kid Rock. choose yr champion
August 22, 2024 at 2:32 AM
Oprah v Kid Rock. choose yr champion
They kinda WILL take yr kid if yr using ‘em to advertise yr porn.
November 4, 2024 at 4:40 PM
They kinda WILL take yr kid if yr using ‘em to advertise yr porn.
My 2 yr old dressed as a “kid wearing normal clothes because he ripped off his costume ten minutes before and refused to put it back on”
October 26, 2025 at 2:19 AM
My 2 yr old dressed as a “kid wearing normal clothes because he ripped off his costume ten minutes before and refused to put it back on”
be glad you have a kid who’s an active part of yr life! be proud they’re making choices to live authentically!
June 16, 2026 at 2:15 PM
be glad you have a kid who’s an active part of yr life! be proud they’re making choices to live authentically!
My 4-yr is giving Xmas gifts to his best friends. There is one kid who is mean & aggressive to others, and my 4-yr old insists that he must get a gift, too.
"But why?" We ask.
His answer: "Santa won't give him a present because he's naughty. So I have to give him one."
My heart.
"But why?" We ask.
His answer: "Santa won't give him a present because he's naughty. So I have to give him one."
My heart.
December 10, 2024 at 2:26 PM
My 4-yr is giving Xmas gifts to his best friends. There is one kid who is mean & aggressive to others, and my 4-yr old insists that he must get a gift, too.
"But why?" We ask.
His answer: "Santa won't give him a present because he's naughty. So I have to give him one."
My heart.
"But why?" We ask.
His answer: "Santa won't give him a present because he's naughty. So I have to give him one."
My heart.
My 7 yr old niece has really gotten into baseball and was begging to watch the highlights from last night’s game.
I was like “why it was a TERRIBLE GAME”
“Sometimes we win, sometimes we lose. No matter what I like watching”
I got schooled from a kid.
I was like “why it was a TERRIBLE GAME”
“Sometimes we win, sometimes we lose. No matter what I like watching”
I got schooled from a kid.
August 28, 2026 at 11:42 PM
My 7 yr old niece has really gotten into baseball and was begging to watch the highlights from last night’s game.
I was like “why it was a TERRIBLE GAME”
“Sometimes we win, sometimes we lose. No matter what I like watching”
I got schooled from a kid.
I was like “why it was a TERRIBLE GAME”
“Sometimes we win, sometimes we lose. No matter what I like watching”
I got schooled from a kid.
At least one of them is 40.
So, 40 yr old male = young stupid kid
13 yr old female = woman who knew what she was doing and asked for it
So, 40 yr old male = young stupid kid
13 yr old female = woman who knew what she was doing and asked for it
October 15, 2025 at 7:29 PM
At least one of them is 40.
So, 40 yr old male = young stupid kid
13 yr old female = woman who knew what she was doing and asked for it
So, 40 yr old male = young stupid kid
13 yr old female = woman who knew what she was doing and asked for it
listen kid, u ever been so hungry u put on rollerskates and strap a rocket to yr ass?
July 20, 2025 at 4:02 AM
listen kid, u ever been so hungry u put on rollerskates and strap a rocket to yr ass?
If Cain had to chase an 18 yr old kid, that kid would be in Anchorage by the time Cain put down the chips and pushed his ass off the couch.
August 23, 2025 at 5:13 PM
If Cain had to chase an 18 yr old kid, that kid would be in Anchorage by the time Cain put down the chips and pushed his ass off the couch.
Spending $10,000 a year on travel teams and coaches for 10 years so that when your kid turns 18 they can get a $5000/yr sports scholarship to a $80,000/yr university.
March 30, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Spending $10,000 a year on travel teams and coaches for 10 years so that when your kid turns 18 they can get a $5000/yr sports scholarship to a $80,000/yr university.
Kid me: I'm never gonna turn into my dad
40-yr-old me, jamming to Bruce Springsteen: fuck
40-yr-old me, jamming to Bruce Springsteen: fuck
September 3, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Kid me: I'm never gonna turn into my dad
40-yr-old me, jamming to Bruce Springsteen: fuck
40-yr-old me, jamming to Bruce Springsteen: fuck
Pretty sure 55-yr old RW Fake Xtian Grifter millionaire Bobby James Ritchie can drop the whole "Kid" schtick now.
October 1, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Pretty sure 55-yr old RW Fake Xtian Grifter millionaire Bobby James Ritchie can drop the whole "Kid" schtick now.
So in GOP world, these 20-30 yr old men are just silly kids and "young boys" doing stupid kid things when they get caught doing blatantly racist and nazi stuff...
But 13 yr old girls are mature "young women" when they rape them.
Do I have this right?
But 13 yr old girls are mature "young women" when they rape them.
Do I have this right?
October 15, 2025 at 7:05 PM
So in GOP world, these 20-30 yr old men are just silly kids and "young boys" doing stupid kid things when they get caught doing blatantly racist and nazi stuff...
But 13 yr old girls are mature "young women" when they rape them.
Do I have this right?
But 13 yr old girls are mature "young women" when they rape them.
Do I have this right?
Next logical step is "imagine them blacks beat yr kid"
February 6, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Next logical step is "imagine them blacks beat yr kid"
i saw smile in theater and there was like a 10 yr old kid there and at the end he was like "was that movie supposed to be scary?" but i recognize the anxious energy with which he said it i know his week was ruined
March 8, 2026 at 6:17 AM
i saw smile in theater and there was like a 10 yr old kid there and at the end he was like "was that movie supposed to be scary?" but i recognize the anxious energy with which he said it i know his week was ruined
hey kid, tell me how you did that
September 2, 2025 at 8:49 PM
hey kid, tell me how you did that
White 31 yr old = kid
Black 13 yr old = adult
Black 13 yr old = adult
October 17, 2025 at 3:41 PM
White 31 yr old = kid
Black 13 yr old = adult
Black 13 yr old = adult
My friend was telling her 6 yr old a story & he asked why she didn't just look something up on the Internet. She had to explain that when she was a kid, the Internet didn't functionally exist yet
Shocked, he looked up in disbelief & asked, "Did CARS exist when you were a kid?"💀
Shocked, he looked up in disbelief & asked, "Did CARS exist when you were a kid?"💀
March 1, 2025 at 10:13 PM
My friend was telling her 6 yr old a story & he asked why she didn't just look something up on the Internet. She had to explain that when she was a kid, the Internet didn't functionally exist yet
Shocked, he looked up in disbelief & asked, "Did CARS exist when you were a kid?"💀
Shocked, he looked up in disbelief & asked, "Did CARS exist when you were a kid?"💀
Fucker beat his 3 yr old kid. Good riddance.
January 28, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Fucker beat his 3 yr old kid. Good riddance.
As the parent of a 14-yr old who is also in AP classes, let me be clear here: this kid is 15 like I’m a 25-yr old blonde influencer.
September 6, 2026 at 12:38 PM
As the parent of a 14-yr old who is also in AP classes, let me be clear here: this kid is 15 like I’m a 25-yr old blonde influencer.
My 4-yr-old’s soccer coach will yell things like, “Look, alligators!” to distract the kids and then score a goal. Today, after he did that and my kid dived down to get the ball, kid looked up, dead serious, and said, “Is that how you want to play it, coach?”
We have no idea where he learned this.
We have no idea where he learned this.
May 18, 2025 at 11:12 PM
My 4-yr-old’s soccer coach will yell things like, “Look, alligators!” to distract the kids and then score a goal. Today, after he did that and my kid dived down to get the ball, kid looked up, dead serious, and said, “Is that how you want to play it, coach?”
We have no idea where he learned this.
We have no idea where he learned this.
Took the 13 yr old for his yearly. Had to sign a paper today saying that while every parent has the final say, if you are routinely refusing vaccines for your kid, they will cut ties and no longer treat your kid. There has been an influx of parents refusing vaccines🙃
December 3, 2024 at 8:48 PM
Took the 13 yr old for his yearly. Had to sign a paper today saying that while every parent has the final say, if you are routinely refusing vaccines for your kid, they will cut ties and no longer treat your kid. There has been an influx of parents refusing vaccines🙃