Gators and pythons eat a meal maybe once a week, and they don't want to waste their shot on tough, stringy, bitter human when they could eat someone's fat little yappydog instead
You're more likely to be crushed by shoddy 80s construction
Gators and pythons eat a meal maybe once a week, and they don't want to waste their shot on tough, stringy, bitter human when they could eat someone's fat little yappydog instead
You're more likely to be crushed by shoddy 80s construction
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#WordOfTheDay
#LawnGniappe
#TinyTerror
#YappyDog
#DogNextDoor
#NeverStopsBarking
#UnexpectedBonus
#ThanksButNoThanks #TheGiftThatKeepsOnGiving