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THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT yellow5.com/pokey
POKEY IMPARTS A SIGNIFICANT LESSON REGARDING THE ELDERLY
November 26, 2023 at 3:27 AM
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"WORKS EVERY TIME!!" yellow5.com/pokey/
August 26, 2023 at 10:13 PM
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SNOW SQUALL!! yellow5.com/pokey
IT IS A SNOW SQUALL!!
January 14, 2024 at 2:10 PM
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POKEY AND THE AFTERLIFE yellow5.com/pokey
ONE DAY...THE LITTLE GIRL ASKS POKEY, "DO YOU EVER WONDER WHAT HAPPENS AFTER WE DIE??" POKEY REPLIES, "NO!!!"
August 11, 2024 at 10:40 PM
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THE DEPARTURE yellow5.com/pokey
ONE DAY IN THE ARCTIC CIRCLE....POKEY ANNOUNCES: I MUST DEPART LATER...POKEY ANNOUNCES: I'M BACK!! THE SMALL CHILD, STANDING NEARBY, DECLARES: HELLO POKEY
October 8, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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IT'S ALWAYS DARKEST yellow5.com/pokey
POKEY AND THE SMALL CHILD ARE HAVING A CONVERSATION!! POKEY STATES: LITTLE GIRL, IT'S ALWAYS DARKEST JUST BEFORE DAWN THE SMALL CHILD RESPONDS: NO IT ISN'T!!
February 13, 2026 at 9:38 AM
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TWO HAMMERS yellow5.com/pokey
POKEY'S FRIEND GIVES HELPFUL ADVICE: WHEN ALL YOU HAVE IS A HAMMER, EVERYTHING LOOKS LIKE A NAIL!! POKEY, GRASPING TWO HAMMERS IN HIS MIGHTY HANDS, REPLIES: I HAVE TWO HAMMERS!!
January 27, 2026 at 3:33 PM
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TO POKEY'S EVERLASTING COMPANION yellow5.com/pokey
POKEY DICTATES A MESSAGE TO HIS EVERLASTING COMPANION!!!
January 29, 2024 at 9:30 PM
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PICK A CARD!! ANY CARD!!! yellow5.com/pokey
POKEY ASKS THE SMALL CHILD TO SELECT A CARD!!
January 6, 2024 at 9:12 PM
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GOOD MORNING POKEY yellow5.com/pokey
POKEY IS ADRIFT AMONG THE HEAVENS!! HE DECLARES, IN THE PRESENCE OF MARS: I'M AS BIG AS MARS!!! BY JUPITER, CHAOS ENSUES AS HIS WORDS ARE OBSCURED BY SPACE DUST!!!!
May 10, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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THE CHARLESTON yellow5.com/pokey

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THE LITTLE GIRL IS A ROBOT!!! SHE IS DOING THE CHARLESTON!
September 12, 2023 at 10:42 PM
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FUTURE INTERSTELLAR MEN yellow5.com/pokey
POKEY AND THE SMALL CHILD PLAY A GAME OF PRETEND AND ENCOUNTER MANY ADVENTURES!!!
December 8, 2023 at 7:40 PM
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POKEY AND THE JOYLESSNESS yellow5.com/pokey
ONE DAY IN THE ARCTIC CIRCLE...POKEY ESPIES THE SMALL CHILD AND SAYS: HELLO, SMALL CHILD!!! THE LITTLE GIRL REPLIES: HI POKEY POKEY ASKS: LITTLE GIRL, ARE YOU EXPERIENCING....AND AFTER A LONG PAUSE....JOYLESSNESS? THE SMALL CHILD RESPONDS: YES POKEY POKEY INTONES: I......AND AFTER A MIGHTY LACUNA OF SILENCE....ALSO!
February 18, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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THE RICH MAN yellow5.com/pokey
POKEY APPROACHES THE LITTLE GIRL ON A SUNNY DAY!! POKEY SAYS, "HELLO THERE SMALL CHILD!" HE CONTINUES, "DID YOU HEAR THE NEWS ABOUT THE RICH MAN??" POKEY DECLARES, "HE'S DEAD!!" AND NOW, THERE IS A NICE SONG PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND...
January 9, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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THE DREAMS OF YOUTH yellow5.com/pokey
POKEY ASKS: CLASS, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?? A SMALL CHILD INTONES: A FRAUD!! THE LITTLE GIRL REPLIES: FAMOUS FOR HAVING SUCCUMBED TO A PREVENTABLE DEATH!! YET ANOTHER YOUTH DECLARES: KNOWN FOR FILING FRIVOLOUS LAWSUITS!! A FOURTH ADJUDICATES: KNOWN BY MANY ALIASES!! THE LAST PROFESSES: SHAMEFUL!!!!
January 10, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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HOW TO STAY WARM yellow5.com/pokey
NARRATOR: ONE DAY IN THE ARCTIC CIRCLE... LITTLE GIRL: POKEY I'M COLD POKEY: THROW ON ANOTHER GOODYEAR!!! THE LITTLE GIRLS THROWS A TIRE ONTO A TIRE FIRE LITTLE GIRL: HOORAY!!!
February 16, 2024 at 4:41 PM
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A DELICIOUS HAMBURGER yellow5.com/pokey
THE SMALL CHILD IS EATING A HAMBURGER WHEN MR. NUTTY ENCOURAGES HER TO HURRY!! THEY ARE ATTENDING POKEY'S INTERMENT NEXT TO THE ART MUSEUM!!
January 16, 2024 at 3:45 AM
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LEFT BEHIND yellow5.com/pokey
A MAN STATES TO POKEY: POKEY, DON'T GET ... LEFT BEHIND!!! POKEY REPLIES: OK! THE MAN LEAVES!! THE SMALL CHILD APPROACHES AND ASKS POKEY: POKEY, DID YOU GET ... LEFT BEHIND TOO??? POKEY REPLIES: I DON'T KNOW!!! SHE ASKS: POKEY WHERE DID THEY GO??? HE RESPONDS: LITTLE GIRL, THEY ARE GOING THEIR OWN WAY
September 8, 2026 at 1:45 PM
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SHADES OF GRAY yellow5.com/pokey
THE SMALL CHILD SAYS TO POKEY: LET'S REMINISCE HE RESPONDS: OK THROUGHOUT THE NEXT SEVERAL SCENES, THEY GO BACK AND FORTH THUSLY!!! WHAT AN ADVENTURE!! INDEED!!! WE ARE HAVING FUN. YES. POKEY YOU ARE MAXIMUM POIGNANT!!! TRULY AND THEN POKEY DECLARES: SUDDENLY, I AM CURED OF MY VIRAL INFECTION!!! SHE RESPONDS: HOORAY!!!
February 27, 2026 at 1:44 AM
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April 23, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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WATCHING THE RADIO yellow5.com/pokey
THE SMALL CHILD APPROACHES POKEY TO ASK: POKEY WHAT CAN WE DO TODAY??? POKEY SAYS: I KNOW!!! HE CONTINUES: LET'S WATCH THE RADIO!! SHE REPLIES: OK POKEY!! AND THEY WATCH THE RADIO WORDLESSLY, THE LITTLE GIRL EXPRESSES SOMETHING POKEY SAYS IN RETURN: LET'S GO IT IS THEN UNCLEAR WHAT IS HAPPENING!! SOME FAINT NOTE FROM THE NARRATOR INDICATES: THAT IS ALL
December 31, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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THE ENEMY yellow5.com/pokey
ONE DAY, POKEY SAYS TO THE LITTLE GIRL: SMALL CHILD, PREPARE YOURSELF FOR WAR!! SHE RESPONDS: I'M READY POKEY!! ARMED WITH WEAPONS, THEY STAND READY! POKEY DECLARES: THE ENEMY IS UNTIDINESS!!! THEY BEGIN TO TIDY UP WITH THEIR WEAPONS!! THE SMALL CHILD ASKS: MAY I HAVE OTHER ENEMIES POKEY?? HE RESPONDS, BETWEEN FIRING: YOU MAY
January 12, 2026 at 2:31 PM
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POKEY AND THE ANNOUNCEMENT yellow5.com/pokey
POKEY DELIVERS AN INSPIRATIONAL SPEECH VIA AUDIO AMPLIFICATION!! HE SPEAKS: AND SO, IN THESE TRYING TIMES-- AND IS INTERRUPTED!! A CROWD-MEMBER HOLDS UP A BAG OF SEAFOOD AND DECLARES: HEY POKEY!! I KEEP MY SEAFOOD IN MY POCKET!!! POKEY REPLIES: THIS COUNTRY RUNS ON CRAB!!! THE CROWD ERUPTS IN JOYOUS CHEER.
January 19, 2026 at 11:18 PM
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WHAT'S IN THE BOX yellow5.com/pokey
POKEY STANDS AFORE ANOTHER MAN, WHO DECLARES: HELLO POKEY!!! I'M A VOTER!! POKEY RETURNS HIS GREETING, AND THEN: HOORAY! WOULD YOU LIKE TO STEP INTO THIS BOX THE MAN, NOW STANDING IN A BOX, ASKS: POKEY MAY I FILL THIS BOX WITH URINE???? POKEY REPLIES: YOU MAY
July 3, 2025 at 6:54 AM