Somebody call Maury 🚫👶

#memes #funny #comedy #maurypovich #dna #youarenotthefather

I like getting phishing texts...and answering them. #phishing #text #newnumberwhodis #youarenotthefather

Oprah was no question an overachiever on awful but I think all those managed their own sorts of awful. #YouAreNotTheFather etc

#MauryPovich #YouAreNotTheFather #AChristmasMiracle

one of my favorite bits is to pretend i am pregnant when i’ve eaten too much food and am bloated — but i have come to the realization that it doesn’t quite work when the reason i am so bloated is because i’ve been drinking hella beers 😭

#foodbaby #pretendpregnancy #youarenotthefather

Just did a DNA myhertiage TEST - fast ways to find the skeletons 🦴

And open a can of worn

#youarenotthefather
#familytree
#morerelatedthenweshouldbe

I'm sure if Axel were romanceble in @coralislandgame.bsky.social he wouldn't act this way😂🤣🙏🏽

(*Not sponsored, but play Coral Island Immediately!*)

#CoralIslandDreamboats #Sims4

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Two things that don't mix: fertility clinics and prankster employees. #youareNOTthefather

I am NOT the Father. 🥜 🙊 😩🤣

#babydaddy #hilarious #youarenotthefather #toldyou #LOL #chitownactor #CarltonGMcBeth