"Yule boasting is an old Norse tradition of getting shitfaced at the winter solstice feast and standing up to proclaim all the great, infamous, and wildly improbable deeds you will perform in the coming year."
Examples in Tumblr screengrab. #newyearresolutions #2025
NEXT YEAR, I WILL CONSUME FOOD WITHOUT SATIATION FOR HOURS DURING ONE HUNDRED DIFFERENT HOLIDAY GATHERINGS.
NEXT YEAR I WILL GO TO BED AT A SENSIBLE TIME EVERY DAY.
#YuleBoasting
NEXT YEAR, I WILL CONSUME FOOD WITHOUT SATIATION FOR HOURS DURING ONE HUNDRED DIFFERENT HOLIDAY GATHERINGS.
NEXT YEAR I WILL GO TO BED AT A SENSIBLE TIME EVERY DAY.
#YuleBoasting
NEXT YEAR, I WILL BAKE A BROWNIE LARGER THAN MY OVEN
NEXT YEAR, I WILL HAVE SEVEN DOZEN ANCHOVY PIZZAS DELIVERED TO THE DOORSTEPS OF PEOPLE WHO UPSET ME
NEXT YEAR, I WILL WRITE MORE THAN BRANDON SANDERSON
NEXT YEAR, I WILL BAKE A BROWNIE LARGER THAN MY OVEN
NEXT YEAR, I WILL HAVE SEVEN DOZEN ANCHOVY PIZZAS DELIVERED TO THE DOORSTEPS OF PEOPLE WHO UPSET ME
NEXT YEAR, I WILL WRITE MORE THAN BRANDON SANDERSON
#vtuber #vtubersupportbeam #VRC #vrchat
#vtuber #vtubersupportbeam #VRC #vrchat
NEXT YEAR, I WILL CONVINCE A GENIE TO GIVE ME A FOURTH WISH.
NEXT YEAR, I WILL SWAP OUT MY CAR'S GASOLINE ENGINE FOR COLD FUSION.
NEXT YEAR, I WILL WRITE A NOVEL SO STAGGERINGLY BEAUTIFUL THAT AN AGENT WILL ACTUALLY LIKE IT.
NEXT YEAR, I WILL BAKE A BROWNIE LARGER THAN MY OVEN
NEXT YEAR, I WILL HAVE SEVEN DOZEN ANCHOVY PIZZAS DELIVERED TO THE DOORSTEPS OF PEOPLE WHO UPSET ME
NEXT YEAR, I WILL WRITE MORE THAN BRANDON SANDERSON
NEXT YEAR, I WILL CONVINCE A GENIE TO GIVE ME A FOURTH WISH.
NEXT YEAR, I WILL SWAP OUT MY CAR'S GASOLINE ENGINE FOR COLD FUSION.
NEXT YEAR, I WILL WRITE A NOVEL SO STAGGERINGLY BEAUTIFUL THAT AN AGENT WILL ACTUALLY LIKE IT.
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