This is playing with fire. TSA can confiscate things at will to build their own chairs! You have a sturdy carryon? Zoinked for TSA asscheeks. The thousands of confiscated pocketknives sitting in a bin? New Iron Throne just dropped at LAX.
October 3, 2026 at 2:15 AM
This is playing with fire. TSA can confiscate things at will to build their own chairs! You have a sturdy carryon? Zoinked for TSA asscheeks. The thousands of confiscated pocketknives sitting in a bin? New Iron Throne just dropped at LAX.
Baby boy taking zoinked out to new heights
September 30, 2026 at 6:30 AM
Baby boy taking zoinked out to new heights
I dont need drafts i just click post unless im feeling zoinked
September 28, 2026 at 12:11 AM
I dont need drafts i just click post unless im feeling zoinked
zoinked off the estrogen paper
September 26, 2026 at 10:21 PM
zoinked off the estrogen paper
Cora went to daycare and she has been ZOINKED out since she got back an hour ago.
All that rippin and roarin all day
All that rippin and roarin all day
Dog's Energetic Zoomies
ALT: Dog's Energetic Zoomies
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September 26, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Cora went to daycare and she has been ZOINKED out since she got back an hour ago.
All that rippin and roarin all day
All that rippin and roarin all day
Such a cute pup just zoinked out. Would love to add to that load
September 25, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Such a cute pup just zoinked out. Would love to add to that load
Honestly being zoinked out and playing on the phone sounds great right about now ngl XD
September 25, 2026 at 6:00 AM
Honestly being zoinked out and playing on the phone sounds great right about now ngl XD
My mood is depending on what song i am listening to and if i am feeling zoinked or not. For example i am listening to taylor swift antihero and am 30% zoinked
September 23, 2026 at 2:50 PM
My mood is depending on what song i am listening to and if i am feeling zoinked or not. For example i am listening to taylor swift antihero and am 30% zoinked
I do feel somewhat better today but also significantly more zoinked than yesterday
September 22, 2026 at 11:17 PM
I do feel somewhat better today but also significantly more zoinked than yesterday
September 22, 2026 at 11:01 PM
had a probiotic soda and a coffee now my body feels ZOINKED
September 22, 2026 at 6:27 PM
had a probiotic soda and a coffee now my body feels ZOINKED
mind mapping on the whiteboard always ends up being the trick to clearing the ADHD static but for some reason I forget to do it until I've spent days too zoinked to do anything
maybe i should write a reminder on the whiteboard
maybe i should write a reminder on the whiteboard
September 22, 2026 at 3:09 PM
mind mapping on the whiteboard always ends up being the trick to clearing the ADHD static but for some reason I forget to do it until I've spent days too zoinked to do anything
maybe i should write a reminder on the whiteboard
maybe i should write a reminder on the whiteboard
shaggy getting fuckin' zoinked
September 20, 2026 at 10:54 PM
shaggy getting fuckin' zoinked
Ah yeah and i get weirdly autisticly fixated on this when im zoinked.
Thank fuck i learned the trick to use VRCX to get the pure audio vrcdn link.
Thank fuck i learned the trick to use VRCX to get the pure audio vrcdn link.
September 19, 2026 at 6:24 AM
Ah yeah and i get weirdly autisticly fixated on this when im zoinked.
Thank fuck i learned the trick to use VRCX to get the pure audio vrcdn link.
Thank fuck i learned the trick to use VRCX to get the pure audio vrcdn link.
She’s zoinked out of her mind after her dental cleaning procedure today. “Oh, she should have only 2 needing extraction” this morning turned into 16. Count ‘em, 16 teeth pulled!
September 16, 2026 at 10:27 PM
She’s zoinked out of her mind after her dental cleaning procedure today. “Oh, she should have only 2 needing extraction” this morning turned into 16. Count ‘em, 16 teeth pulled!
He looks zoinked..
September 16, 2026 at 10:25 PM
He looks zoinked..
Two others that completely zoinked out of existence are Siphon Filter and Splinter Cell. Nobody wants stealth games where you fail automatically when seen, lmao.
September 16, 2026 at 5:10 AM
Two others that completely zoinked out of existence are Siphon Filter and Splinter Cell. Nobody wants stealth games where you fail automatically when seen, lmao.
September 15, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Being so close to my two week vacation to Taiwan has me so done with work. Mentally I am absolutely clocked out and yet I have 10 more days of work total.
September 15, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Being so close to my two week vacation to Taiwan has me so done with work. Mentally I am absolutely clocked out and yet I have 10 more days of work total.
One of those "...oh it's a game!" posts after wondering for probably at least a minute if "shroom and gloom run" is some kind of outdoor activity, like how well adjusted people have a morning run through the park except you do that completely zoinked out of your gourd
September 15, 2026 at 10:23 AM
One of those "...oh it's a game!" posts after wondering for probably at least a minute if "shroom and gloom run" is some kind of outdoor activity, like how well adjusted people have a morning run through the park except you do that completely zoinked out of your gourd
#268. Stratosphere - Duster
When you took a 5mg edible an hour ago and you’re starting to get kinda zoinked, but you also start thinking about your gf and how much you miss her, so now you’re both high and yearning.
When you took a 5mg edible an hour ago and you’re starting to get kinda zoinked, but you also start thinking about your gf and how much you miss her, so now you’re both high and yearning.
September 14, 2026 at 4:40 PM
#268. Stratosphere - Duster
When you took a 5mg edible an hour ago and you’re starting to get kinda zoinked, but you also start thinking about your gf and how much you miss her, so now you’re both high and yearning.
When you took a 5mg edible an hour ago and you’re starting to get kinda zoinked, but you also start thinking about your gf and how much you miss her, so now you’re both high and yearning.
They’ll like, imply that it’s just as bad as crack because it makes you “lazy”, straight up lie about it’s effects, or show someone so zoinked out that it would take most actual potheads real effort to feel as high as the PSA claims it makes you feel.
September 9, 2026 at 11:20 PM
They’ll like, imply that it’s just as bad as crack because it makes you “lazy”, straight up lie about it’s effects, or show someone so zoinked out that it would take most actual potheads real effort to feel as high as the PSA claims it makes you feel.
Wishing everyone delightful Kirkmas Eve Festivities. I'm getting zoinked and watching Megalopolis
September 9, 2026 at 7:54 AM
Wishing everyone delightful Kirkmas Eve Festivities. I'm getting zoinked and watching Megalopolis
I wrote a while paper and part of 2 others while zoinked on opioids recovering from a major surgery, so I think this is a great idea.
September 6, 2026 at 12:17 AM
I wrote a while paper and part of 2 others while zoinked on opioids recovering from a major surgery, so I think this is a great idea.