"zoomers are killing the bar industry" oh interesting was it zoomers who decided a drink should cost seventeen dollars
February 13, 2026 at 8:20 PM
"zoomers are killing the bar industry" oh interesting was it zoomers who decided a drink should cost seventeen dollars
zoomers are ruining the planned obsolescence industry
November 29, 2025 at 3:20 AM
zoomers are ruining the planned obsolescence industry
zoomers who keep seeing me on this website
March 17, 2025 at 3:38 AM
zoomers who keep seeing me on this website
The BBC say they want zoomers watching the show so - Zoomers, what would get you to tune in to Doctor Who???
(Bluesky users please show this skeet to your zoomer kids we all know this website is 30+)
(Bluesky users please show this skeet to your zoomer kids we all know this website is 30+)
September 28, 2026 at 10:33 PM
The BBC say they want zoomers watching the show so - Zoomers, what would get you to tune in to Doctor Who???
(Bluesky users please show this skeet to your zoomer kids we all know this website is 30+)
(Bluesky users please show this skeet to your zoomer kids we all know this website is 30+)
Not enough zoomers remember or learn how bad Bush was
June 15, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Not enough zoomers remember or learn how bad Bush was
zoomers get those up those are rookie numbers
Donald Trump's Approval Among 18-29 Year Olds:
🔴Disapprove: 71% (+29)
🟢Approve: 26% (-20)
YouGov / Sept 21, 2026
(% Change With Jan 28, 2025)
🔴Disapprove: 71% (+29)
🟢Approve: 26% (-20)
YouGov / Sept 21, 2026
(% Change With Jan 28, 2025)
September 25, 2026 at 11:21 PM
zoomers get those up those are rookie numbers
i think it's great that the nazi zoomers are systematically — and again, illegally — destroying our ability to do anything useful
March 4, 2025 at 12:38 AM
i think it's great that the nazi zoomers are systematically — and again, illegally — destroying our ability to do anything useful
Broccoli haired zoomers do it again
Mmhmm
April 28, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Broccoli haired zoomers do it again
deets for zoomers
August 31, 2025 at 9:06 PM
deets for zoomers
shes got her eyes 🐱✨
an edit for the zoomers
an edit for the zoomers
September 4, 2025 at 5:46 PM
shes got her eyes 🐱✨
an edit for the zoomers
an edit for the zoomers
when zoomers say no cap they mean no capitalism
May 1, 2025 at 2:51 PM
when zoomers say no cap they mean no capitalism
The zoomers can’t comprehend how big this pose was in the early 2000s
March 31, 2025 at 2:50 PM
The zoomers can’t comprehend how big this pose was in the early 2000s
I'm sorry to break this to you Zoomers but based on my interactions with you, you're just Long Millenials
September 25, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I'm sorry to break this to you Zoomers but based on my interactions with you, you're just Long Millenials
how it feels to talk to the zoomers on bsky
August 4, 2026 at 3:01 AM
how it feels to talk to the zoomers on bsky
Fuckin not it for explaining miss cleo to zoomers
September 27, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Fuckin not it for explaining miss cleo to zoomers
butt mogged these zoomers today
December 2, 2025 at 6:32 AM
butt mogged these zoomers today
as an elder zoomer i can't wait to turn 30 so i can start saying "zoomers are in their 30s now" and make a bunch of younger zoomers really mad at me
June 15, 2025 at 3:06 AM
as an elder zoomer i can't wait to turn 30 so i can start saying "zoomers are in their 30s now" and make a bunch of younger zoomers really mad at me
many zoomers are convinced they already lived through a recession as adults
March 3, 2025 at 10:16 PM
many zoomers are convinced they already lived through a recession as adults
none of this would've happened if zoomers werent so allergic to making phone calls
September 22, 2025 at 3:40 AM
none of this would've happened if zoomers werent so allergic to making phone calls
Streaming is really just talk radio for millennials and zoomers, and basically just as maladjusted
Talk radio but with a fraction of the audience and some of the bad guys swapped out
April 11, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Streaming is really just talk radio for millennials and zoomers, and basically just as maladjusted
“unc” is what zoomers say when diddy kong jumps on their head
November 16, 2025 at 10:10 PM
“unc” is what zoomers say when diddy kong jumps on their head
This is how Fox Business is spinning the DOGE zoomers:
February 5, 2025 at 7:54 PM
This is how Fox Business is spinning the DOGE zoomers:
"Not so handsome now, eh zoomers?"
December 23, 2024 at 4:27 PM
"Not so handsome now, eh zoomers?"
"H-How do you do, fellow zoomers?"
April 8, 2026 at 4:08 AM
"H-How do you do, fellow zoomers?"
for the zoomers and younger, this is as close as you’ve experienced to election night 2008 vibes
November 5, 2025 at 2:14 AM
for the zoomers and younger, this is as close as you’ve experienced to election night 2008 vibes