only capitalist pigs care that zscaler isn't working
June 30, 2026 at 5:06 PM
only capitalist pigs care that zscaler isn't working
Trina Vega comments on global enterprise-ready cloud-native cybersecurity platform for zero trust networking:
"Fuck Zscaler."
"Fuck Zscaler."
July 30, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Trina Vega comments on global enterprise-ready cloud-native cybersecurity platform for zero trust networking:
"Fuck Zscaler."
"Fuck Zscaler."
zscaler really is a big pile of shit
May 21, 2026 at 4:40 PM
zscaler really is a big pile of shit
Zscaler has published a report on the eight layers of obfuscation used by the Raspberry Robin malware, also known as the Roshtyak
www.zscaler.com/blogs/securi...
www.zscaler.com/blogs/securi...
November 24, 2024 at 7:54 PM
Zscaler has published a report on the eight layers of obfuscation used by the Raspberry Robin malware, also known as the Roshtyak
www.zscaler.com/blogs/securi...
www.zscaler.com/blogs/securi...
Zscaler becomes first company to admit breach via the Salesloft sales agent integration
www.zscaler.com/blogs/compan...
www.zscaler.com/blogs/compan...
Salesloft Drift Supply Chain Incident: Key Details and Zscaler’s
Zscaler swiftly mitigates a security incident impacting Salesloft Drift, and ensuring robust protection against potential vulnerabilities.
www.zscaler.com
September 2, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Zscaler becomes first company to admit breach via the Salesloft sales agent integration
www.zscaler.com/blogs/compan...
www.zscaler.com/blogs/compan...
oh joy, our helpdesk has escalated the issue of our Zscaler implementation blocking the Adobe auth flow - thus preventing me using InDesign, which is *part of my job* to Adobe, and continues to ignore me saying "have you considered whitelisting the URL in Zscaler to resolve this issue?" 😑😑😑
May 20, 2026 at 10:28 AM
oh joy, our helpdesk has escalated the issue of our Zscaler implementation blocking the Adobe auth flow - thus preventing me using InDesign, which is *part of my job* to Adobe, and continues to ignore me saying "have you considered whitelisting the URL in Zscaler to resolve this issue?" 😑😑😑
zscaler should let me look at my twinks in PEACE !!
August 25, 2026 at 12:40 PM
zscaler should let me look at my twinks in PEACE !!
Gracie Abrams announces collaboration with Zscaler:
"I just love zero trust networking architecture. It brings joy to me as an artist to see an always functioning product that reminds me of my own work.
I hope everyone gets the pleasure of using Zscaler as well as stream my latest album!"
"I just love zero trust networking architecture. It brings joy to me as an artist to see an always functioning product that reminds me of my own work.
I hope everyone gets the pleasure of using Zscaler as well as stream my latest album!"
April 17, 2026 at 12:11 PM
Gracie Abrams announces collaboration with Zscaler:
"I just love zero trust networking architecture. It brings joy to me as an artist to see an always functioning product that reminds me of my own work.
I hope everyone gets the pleasure of using Zscaler as well as stream my latest album!"
"I just love zero trust networking architecture. It brings joy to me as an artist to see an always functioning product that reminds me of my own work.
I hope everyone gets the pleasure of using Zscaler as well as stream my latest album!"
Only an nonhuman waste of water would defend zscaler
July 30, 2026 at 1:23 PM
Only an nonhuman waste of water would defend zscaler
In recognition of scaling all the Zs (aka getting all of the Zscaler certs), I was given this hoodie by Zscaler last week. I’m an SME for Zscaler (and other security platforms).
October 24, 2023 at 10:25 PM
In recognition of scaling all the Zs (aka getting all of the Zscaler certs), I was given this hoodie by Zscaler last week. I’m an SME for Zscaler (and other security platforms).
June 15, 2026 at 6:51 AM
Seen on LinkedIn: "I am thrilled to announce that I have started a new role as Director of Zscaler on Zscaler at Zscaler."
August 12, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Seen on LinkedIn: "I am thrilled to announce that I have started a new role as Director of Zscaler on Zscaler at Zscaler."
Ok email is working now, definitely think the issue was zscaler 🎉
September 24, 2026 at 12:42 PM
Ok email is working now, definitely think the issue was zscaler 🎉
Okta thwarted the supply-chain attack with security controls it had in place. Zscaler did not. Their experiences provide insights into the root of a much broader problem. via @mattkapko.com cyberscoop.com/okta-zscaler...
Security leaders at Okta and Zscaler share lessons from Salesloft Drift attacks
Okta thwarted the supply-chain attack with security controls it had in place. Zscaler did not. Their experiences provide insights into the root of a much broader problem.
cyberscoop.com
October 6, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Okta thwarted the supply-chain attack with security controls it had in place. Zscaler did not. Their experiences provide insights into the root of a much broader problem. via @mattkapko.com cyberscoop.com/okta-zscaler...
Sind genausolche Scraper wie ZScaler.
September 20, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Sind genausolche Scraper wie ZScaler.
Addison Rae comments on reports from end users that a Zscaler misconfiguration is blocking Okta logins this morning.
“What the fuck.”
“What the fuck.”
February 23, 2026 at 1:20 PM
Addison Rae comments on reports from end users that a Zscaler misconfiguration is blocking Okta logins this morning.
“What the fuck.”
“What the fuck.”
anyway, as a small but significant victory against ZScaler making my work laptop barely useable, I have gone full petty bitch overkill and am now running Immich on a souped-up Raspberry Pi to get around being blocked from Google Photos so I can post Daphne pics here when I should be working
August 28, 2026 at 9:10 AM
anyway, as a small but significant victory against ZScaler making my work laptop barely useable, I have gone full petty bitch overkill and am now running Immich on a souped-up Raspberry Pi to get around being blocked from Google Photos so I can post Daphne pics here when I should be working
or, worse, it opens in an effing Zscaler instance
February 10, 2026 at 11:56 AM
or, worse, it opens in an effing Zscaler instance
Zscaler madness, part 3,962: I can access my self-hosted services directly via the server IP address on my work laptop. But if I want to access them over the web via the Cloudflared tunnels I spent yesterday beating into submission, Zscaler steps in and isolates them 🤷♀️
September 21, 2026 at 8:59 AM
Zscaler madness, part 3,962: I can access my self-hosted services directly via the server IP address on my work laptop. But if I want to access them over the web via the Cloudflared tunnels I spent yesterday beating into submission, Zscaler steps in and isolates them 🤷♀️
there are no issues with zscaler
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June 23, 2026 at 11:12 PM
there are no issues with zscaler
It LOOKED like zscaler never started and manually opening it was not working, so I've rebooted and I'm just letting it sit for a few while everything starts up. I think we got zscaler this time so fingers crossed
September 24, 2026 at 12:38 PM
It LOOKED like zscaler never started and manually opening it was not working, so I've rebooted and I'm just letting it sit for a few while everything starts up. I think we got zscaler this time so fingers crossed
when I am head of the world, Zscaler isolation instances will be thrown into a flaming heap of toxic waste
January 21, 2026 at 10:50 AM
when I am head of the world, Zscaler isolation instances will be thrown into a flaming heap of toxic waste
