My mom can’t remember his first name so she keeps calling him Zoltron
November 5, 2025 at 2:59 PM
My mom can’t remember his first name so she keeps calling him Zoltron
brb gonna dust off my magic trick book from when i was 10, study up, then open up a storefront in palo alto called PREDICTIVE FUTURES where i spray paint a zoltron chrome and tell VCs its an LLM android that issues stock predictions. we will accept only bitcoin in payment.
notice how the “trash” is three identically sized aligned squishy bags? it’s because the thing doesn’t have grip calibration; the apple is a preprogrammed parameter but the bags need to be something it can run a default on.
March 14, 2024 at 3:45 AM
brb gonna dust off my magic trick book from when i was 10, study up, then open up a storefront in palo alto called PREDICTIVE FUTURES where i spray paint a zoltron chrome and tell VCs its an LLM android that issues stock predictions. we will accept only bitcoin in payment.
I've always liked this one.
Warfield/Zoltron, 2023
Warfield/Zoltron, 2023
February 12, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I've always liked this one.
Warfield/Zoltron, 2023
Warfield/Zoltron, 2023
Merch line for Primus was up two flights of stairs long. Was almost at the front and they had one poster left. I asked the dude in line to snag it for me and it worked out! It was cashless and he didn’t have a card. I used my card, he gave me cash for his merch. Everyone wins!
It’s a Zoltron!
It’s a Zoltron!
January 1, 2026 at 5:10 AM
Merch line for Primus was up two flights of stairs long. Was almost at the front and they had one poster left. I asked the dude in line to snag it for me and it worked out! It was cashless and he didn’t have a card. I used my card, he gave me cash for his merch. Everyone wins!
It’s a Zoltron!
It’s a Zoltron!
Is zoltron anything? lol
November 5, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Is zoltron anything? lol
So STEEB gets a coin ZOLTRON BLOWS UP so now STEEB is ZOLTRON#STEVENUNIVERSE #CARTOONCOVERAGE
September 1, 2026 at 11:06 PM
So STEEB gets a coin ZOLTRON BLOWS UP so now STEEB is ZOLTRON#STEVENUNIVERSE #CARTOONCOVERAGE
Up next FUTURE BOY ZOLTRON #STEVENUNIVERSE #CARTOONCOVERAGE
September 1, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Up next FUTURE BOY ZOLTRON #STEVENUNIVERSE #CARTOONCOVERAGE
NOW ITS TIME FOR ZOLTRON MONTAGE #MULTIVERSEAU #HALLOWEEN2026
September 2, 2026 at 1:04 AM
NOW ITS TIME FOR ZOLTRON MONTAGE #MULTIVERSEAU #HALLOWEEN2026
Why haven't you answered my recent DMs, Zoltron? Are you okay?
August 26, 2026 at 9:03 AM
Why haven't you answered my recent DMs, Zoltron? Are you okay?
My favorite IP. Just got my Caleb/Zoltron leg tattoo retouched.
February 17, 2026 at 4:43 PM
My favorite IP. Just got my Caleb/Zoltron leg tattoo retouched.
Just listed: Official 2025 Bicycle Day event poster signed and numbered by the artist, Zoltron. Unlike many posters in the edition, this one is also doodled! #Zoltron #BicycleDay #SanFrancisco #Art #ArtPrint #AlexGrey #ChuckSperry www.ebay.com/itm/39656166...
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May 2, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Just listed: Official 2025 Bicycle Day event poster signed and numbered by the artist, Zoltron. Unlike many posters in the edition, this one is also doodled! #Zoltron #BicycleDay #SanFrancisco #Art #ArtPrint #AlexGrey #ChuckSperry www.ebay.com/itm/39656166...
There's a new Iggy Pop print by Zoltron becoming available in limited quantities tomorrow, which may be related to my having just last night been bemoaning not having acquired a previous Zoltron Iggy Pop print, on seeing coverage of the former Stooge's London performance (which print commemorates.)
June 2, 2025 at 4:51 PM
There's a new Iggy Pop print by Zoltron becoming available in limited quantities tomorrow, which may be related to my having just last night been bemoaning not having acquired a previous Zoltron Iggy Pop print, on seeing coverage of the former Stooge's London performance (which print commemorates.)
Happy Bicycle Day Everyone. Art by the illustrious Zoltron at top and @jermainerogers.bsky.social on the bottom.
April 19, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Happy Bicycle Day Everyone. Art by the illustrious Zoltron at top and @jermainerogers.bsky.social on the bottom.
When Steven accidentally breaks a fortune-telling machine that Mr. Smiley put up by the arcade, he ends up filling the role of fortune-teller, with Garnet's future vision, to tell people's fortunes in "Future Boy Zoltron", aired 10 Years Ago. #StevenUniverse #DayInFandomHistory
September 1, 2026 at 2:52 PM
When Steven accidentally breaks a fortune-telling machine that Mr. Smiley put up by the arcade, he ends up filling the role of fortune-teller, with Garnet's future vision, to tell people's fortunes in "Future Boy Zoltron", aired 10 Years Ago. #StevenUniverse #DayInFandomHistory
They didn’t know…. That ZOLTRON was STEEB #multiverseau #HALLOWEEN2026
September 16, 2026 at 9:36 PM
They didn’t know…. That ZOLTRON was STEEB #multiverseau #HALLOWEEN2026
When Steven accidentally breaks a fortune-telling machine that Mr. Smiley put up by the arcade, he ends up filling the role of fortune-teller, with Garnet's future vision, to tell people's fortunes in "Future Boy Zoltron", aired 9 Years Ago. #StevenUniverse #DayInFandomHistory
September 1, 2025 at 9:31 AM
When Steven accidentally breaks a fortune-telling machine that Mr. Smiley put up by the arcade, he ends up filling the role of fortune-teller, with Garnet's future vision, to tell people's fortunes in "Future Boy Zoltron", aired 9 Years Ago. #StevenUniverse #DayInFandomHistory
Trump has publicly stated that we must nuke the geese population into extinction because they are invaders from the planet Zoltron. It is not our place to question!
September 3, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Trump has publicly stated that we must nuke the geese population into extinction because they are invaders from the planet Zoltron. It is not our place to question!
lion or car voltron. Never pervert zoltron
Former President Bill Clinton is endorsing former Gov. Andrew Cuomo, his former HUD secretary, as the Democratic establishment tries to attempt to ensure Zohran Mamdani does not win the Democratic primary for NYC mayor. www.nytimes.com/2025/06/22/n...
Bill Clinton Endorses Andrew Cuomo for New York City Mayor
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June 22, 2025 at 1:58 PM
lion or car voltron. Never pervert zoltron
Zoltron? Who even is this?
June 17, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Zoltron? Who even is this?
I hope Zoltron Robzombie wins.
November 5, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I hope Zoltron Robzombie wins.
Gotta love a joint with a zoltron devo sue nami
February 8, 2026 at 5:07 AM
Gotta love a joint with a zoltron devo sue nami