#ZooKeepers
why is the president the only person testing the limits of his power? everyone should see what they can get away with. what if zookeepers gave helicopters to gorillas? nobody has tried this
June 10, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Up-close with Ozzy chomping on a lemon slice and some yams. Sound on! 🔊

📹: Prehensile-tailed porcupine by zookeepers Brooke and Elsa
May 11, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Did you get out and play in the snow? ❄️

Our African wild dogs did—thanks to their zookeepers who built them a special snowman enrichment! 🐾⛄
February 10, 2025 at 3:20 PM
i love it when the clock strikes 10:30 every morning and the usual sites publish their 3 infuriating news stories that will drive all discourse today like zookeepers raising the enclosure's gate and letting the seals get into the day's bucket of chum
June 2, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Zookeepers in China gave this poor lion a bad haircut. Faced Public Backlash.
February 25, 2025 at 5:33 AM
As zookeepers with a strong love and respect for wild animals, we really hate Muppets.
February 19, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Petting zookeepers beware!
September 16, 2026 at 5:21 PM
July 9, 2026 at 9:34 PM
A litter of six baby cheetahs that were born earlier this summer at the Metro Richmond Zoo are doing well and growing, zookeepers said. https://wapo.st/4mSF7oO
September 6, 2025 at 12:00 PM
I, personally, want to smash out and devour the zookeepers.
June 30, 2026 at 11:29 PM
OMG !

This made my day, way to go Portland.

It seems big bad ICE signed up to be The Zookeepers .🐸🦄🦖🎠
It’s the Feds making Portland look like a war zone— not the protesters.

And honestly, these protesters are brilliant. They’re flipping the whole authoritarian cosplay on its ass!
October 12, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Instead he tried to destroy her canvases whenever he saw them. Zookeepers had to separate them before her painting sessions and remove the supplies before reuniting the two.

So much logistical work bc he couldn’t tolerate not understanding something that gave her pleasure
February 8, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Are ALL zookeepers hot
October 12, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Pandas were seen flirting through a window at the Smithsonian's National Zoo, which zookeepers say is a sign of spring.
April 1, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Dave and I were the fucking nerds asking any and all zookeepers and volunteers questions
July 30, 2024 at 2:49 PM
Realistic pet play where I’m confined in a steel reinforced enclosure and unintentionally break a zookeepers femur during some roughhousing
March 10, 2025 at 4:04 AM
The zookeepers call this "enrichment" 🎃🐺
October 1, 2025 at 2:00 PM
taking my dad to see this like when zookeepers put a big ice block in a polar bear's enclosure, for enrichment
July 16, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Zookeepers are fostering positive interactions with baby Ume by gently giving her scratches and associating specific body parts with verbal cues. This training helps the endangered tapir become comfortable with human touch, ensuring stress-free care in the future.

📹: Assistant curator Erin
February 28, 2025 at 6:17 AM
both mainstream and right wing media treat Republican voters as animals and the Democrats as zookeepers
June 16, 2026 at 7:31 PM
what if they just don't like doing it in front of a load of zookeepers, the performance anxiety must be immense
October 2, 2026 at 10:46 AM
Because rich people are subject to no laws. They are the zookeepers and we are the zoo animals.
June 6, 2026 at 3:31 PM
zookeepers are pick mes. "zookeeper" is an oppressive class, like Millennial people or demisexual people.
December 26, 2025 at 9:29 PM