Like watching a chimpanzee with an abacus
Trump: "This one chart really says it better than anything, if you look at this. This is great. But this chart is pretty amazing. Right here. All new numbers."
August 7, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Like watching a chimpanzee with an abacus
Top tip: whenever reading an alarmist article about AI, swap "AI" with "abacus".
"The abacus has broken through security."
"Amodei says that the abacus will become self-aware imminently."
"Analysts project that all middle-class jobs will be replaced by the abacus...real soon."
"The abacus has broken through security."
"Amodei says that the abacus will become self-aware imminently."
"Analysts project that all middle-class jobs will be replaced by the abacus...real soon."
September 24, 2026 at 12:52 PM
Top tip: whenever reading an alarmist article about AI, swap "AI" with "abacus".
"The abacus has broken through security."
"Amodei says that the abacus will become self-aware imminently."
"Analysts project that all middle-class jobs will be replaced by the abacus...real soon."
"The abacus has broken through security."
"Amodei says that the abacus will become self-aware imminently."
"Analysts project that all middle-class jobs will be replaced by the abacus...real soon."
For her birthday I bought my wife new beads for her abacus.
It's the little things that count.
It's the little things that count.
January 26, 2025 at 5:27 PM
For her birthday I bought my wife new beads for her abacus.
It's the little things that count.
It's the little things that count.
At the risk of showing my age
September 22, 2026 at 10:34 PM
At the risk of showing my age
*stares threateningly at your abacus*
July 24, 2026 at 6:14 PM
*stares threateningly at your abacus*
Seton Hall hasn’t had a field goal in….
[adjusts abacus]
OVER 1,200 YEARS????
[adjusts abacus]
OVER 1,200 YEARS????
December 23, 2024 at 2:06 AM
Seton Hall hasn’t had a field goal in….
[adjusts abacus]
OVER 1,200 YEARS????
[adjusts abacus]
OVER 1,200 YEARS????
Getting an abacus tattoo so I can always count on myself.
July 15, 2026 at 12:46 PM
Getting an abacus tattoo so I can always count on myself.
📊Federal 🇨🇦 voting intentions from Abacus Data:
🔴LPC 46%
🔵CPC 34%
🟠NDP 9%
⚜️BQ 7% (31% in QC)
🟢GPC 2%
🟣PPC 1%
→ 338canada.com/20260921-aba...
[Abacus Data, September 18-23, 2026, n=2,744]
#canpoli
🔴LPC 46%
🔵CPC 34%
🟠NDP 9%
⚜️BQ 7% (31% in QC)
🟢GPC 2%
🟣PPC 1%
→ 338canada.com/20260921-aba...
[Abacus Data, September 18-23, 2026, n=2,744]
#canpoli
338Canada | Abacus Data federal poll, September 2026
338canada.com
September 27, 2026 at 12:48 PM
📊Federal 🇨🇦 voting intentions from Abacus Data:
🔴LPC 46%
🔵CPC 34%
🟠NDP 9%
⚜️BQ 7% (31% in QC)
🟢GPC 2%
🟣PPC 1%
→ 338canada.com/20260921-aba...
[Abacus Data, September 18-23, 2026, n=2,744]
#canpoli
🔴LPC 46%
🔵CPC 34%
🟠NDP 9%
⚜️BQ 7% (31% in QC)
🟢GPC 2%
🟣PPC 1%
→ 338canada.com/20260921-aba...
[Abacus Data, September 18-23, 2026, n=2,744]
#canpoli
American product instructions are always fun, "add 3/8 cups of product to one half gallon of water" hauld on there Jebediah 'til I fire up the abacus
November 19, 2024 at 9:10 AM
American product instructions are always fun, "add 3/8 cups of product to one half gallon of water" hauld on there Jebediah 'til I fire up the abacus
Alberta - Net-Favourables:
🔴Mark Carney: +20%
🔵Pierre Poilievre: +10%
Abacus / Sept 23, 2026
🔴Mark Carney: +20%
🔵Pierre Poilievre: +10%
Abacus / Sept 23, 2026
September 27, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Alberta - Net-Favourables:
🔴Mark Carney: +20%
🔵Pierre Poilievre: +10%
Abacus / Sept 23, 2026
🔴Mark Carney: +20%
🔵Pierre Poilievre: +10%
Abacus / Sept 23, 2026
The youth don't even know how to use an abacus anymore, we used to be a proper dynasty 😪
January 2, 2026 at 3:54 PM
The youth don't even know how to use an abacus anymore, we used to be a proper dynasty 😪
For Mother's Day I got my mum some new beads for her abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
It’s the little things that count.
March 30, 2025 at 4:37 PM
For Mother's Day I got my mum some new beads for her abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
It’s the little things that count.
Clerk & Dagger it now released on itch! Sharpen your dagger, polish your abacus, and save the sunless city! Link below!
December 23, 2024 at 12:27 PM
Clerk & Dagger it now released on itch! Sharpen your dagger, polish your abacus, and save the sunless city! Link below!
December 6, 2025 at 8:11 AM
September 26, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Getting an abacus tattoo so that you can always count on me.
March 3, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Getting an abacus tattoo so that you can always count on me.
Leader Net-Favourables:
🔴Carney: +31%
🟠Lewis: -9%
🔵Poilievre: -12%
Abacus / Sept 23, 2026
🔴Carney: +31%
🟠Lewis: -9%
🔵Poilievre: -12%
Abacus / Sept 23, 2026
September 27, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Leader Net-Favourables:
🔴Carney: +31%
🟠Lewis: -9%
🔵Poilievre: -12%
Abacus / Sept 23, 2026
🔴Carney: +31%
🟠Lewis: -9%
🔵Poilievre: -12%
Abacus / Sept 23, 2026
For her birthday I bought my wife new beads for her abacus.
It's the little things that count.
It's the little things that count.
April 8, 2025 at 6:22 PM
For her birthday I bought my wife new beads for her abacus.
It's the little things that count.
It's the little things that count.
my boss @ the abacus factory: i hope i can count on you
me: what
me: what
January 20, 2025 at 8:17 PM
my boss @ the abacus factory: i hope i can count on you
me: what
me: what
Always a goofy breaking out the pussy abacus, and for what?
July 20, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Always a goofy breaking out the pussy abacus, and for what?
me [gazing fondly at my abacus]: this is doing numbers
September 30, 2023 at 5:49 PM
me [gazing fondly at my abacus]: this is doing numbers
the Chinese abacus, once you're trained on it, is extremely fast for addition, subtraction, and multiplication, but slow on division and roots.
In the 1970s, you see transitional portable electronic calculators with an abacus for shopkeepers so they can keep abacusing.
In the 1970s, you see transitional portable electronic calculators with an abacus for shopkeepers so they can keep abacusing.
June 13, 2024 at 3:37 PM
the Chinese abacus, once you're trained on it, is extremely fast for addition, subtraction, and multiplication, but slow on division and roots.
In the 1970s, you see transitional portable electronic calculators with an abacus for shopkeepers so they can keep abacusing.
In the 1970s, you see transitional portable electronic calculators with an abacus for shopkeepers so they can keep abacusing.