#abbott
That diabolical plot by Greg Abbott and Ken Paxton to rig the election against themselves. Thank you for your attention to my dementia.
November 9, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Greg Abbott making Hinojosa look like FDR
BREAKING: Texas Democrats filed two bills to legalize recreational marijuana for everyone 21 and older, allowing possession of up to two ounces, home cultivation of 12 plants, and licensed retail sales.
November 10, 2026 at 6:00 PM
DeSantis was busy trying to outdo Greg Abbott, picking fights with Disney and professors. And is leaving Florida in the financial lurch.
November 10, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Tony Abbott has no shame.
November 8, 2026 at 10:07 PM
This is pretty weak. His ego is clearly wounded.
November 11, 2026 at 9:32 PM
how many versions of the meme do I need until you finally get it?
November 8, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Houston Mayor John Whitmire is a moderate who's spent years getting along with Greg Abbott. Three days after Abbott lost, Whitmire signed an order pulling his police back from ICE.

His two-word explanation: www.dworkinsubstack.com/p/we-fired-r...
November 9, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Cleaning up the Abbott era, one repeal at a time.
Democrats Are Filing Bills Like A Majority Party
Cleaning up the Abbott era, one repeal at a time.
www.lonestarleft.com
November 10, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Love this political cartoon for soon-to-be former Texas Governor Greg Abbott.

😁
November 10, 2026 at 3:20 PM
We’ve gotten rid of Greg Abbott, Ken Paxton, Vivek Ramaswamy, Susan Collins, Roger Marshall, Kris Kobach, the Republican senate majority, the Republican house majority, red Texas, the Cybertruck, and Russell Brand in the last six days.

Glorious.
November 9, 2026 at 3:59 PM
The Barbarella Austin bar broke out with a "Fuck Greg Abbott" chant. 😂🤣
November 8, 2026 at 3:48 AM
khive update theyre arguing greg abbott wasnt a strong incumbent
November 7, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Hinojosa: "Greg Abbott has been gracious"
November 5, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Julia Gillard’s 'misogyny speech' resonated internationally and became a touchstone for women in public life. Tony Abbott doesn’t get to dismiss it.
November 9, 2026 at 9:52 AM
Show us who is really running your Bluesky.
(And in my case, who's running my Blacksky! 🖤)
November 10, 2026 at 3:29 AM
This map is how I learned Hinojosa beat Abbott by SEVEN POINTS
Meet your new tossup states!

Each of the states in beige had a result at the top of the ticket with a margin of 6 points or less (House seats for UT).

One imagines a party would try to course correct after such a disastrous election, rendering this map immediately obsolete.

But with Trump...
November 10, 2026 at 2:23 PM
This moment is EVERYTHING. 💙

Tuesday night, at the Tarrant County Democratic Party watch party, something extraordinary happened.

Hinojosa campaign staff came to the stage with breaking news: Greg
Abbott had called Representative Gina Hinojosa and conceded the race.
November 10, 2026 at 2:21 AM
I'm so happy we fucked Abbott. He was such a piece of shit. Goddamn.
November 10, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Wordle 1,968 2/6 I reminded of old Abbott Costello routine who’s on ….. what on 2nd!

⬜⬜🟨🟩⬜ sometimes with
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Wordle if you don’t ….. succeed try try again….!!!
Abbott And Costello: Who's On First Baseball Skit
ALT: Abbott And Costello: Who's On First Baseball Skit
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November 8, 2026 at 2:26 PM
I’m here, trying to decide which loss is my favorite…

Greg Abbott, Susan Collins, Loren Boebert, Lindsay Graham’s sister, Vivek Ramaswamy…

It’s a really long list! 😎🇺🇸✨
November 7, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Update: @jtdudding.bsky.social won! She unseated an Abbott crony and will be the first Democrat to hold this seat since 1984!🥰
We still have a local State Leg race that hasn't been called. The incumbent is in his first term. He took a boatload of Abbott-cash to vote for school vouchers, which he might have voted for anyway because he chairs a private school board of trustees. His opponent is awesome and she's in the lead!
Brazos County’s closest races aren’t official yet
About 300 ballots are still waiting to be reviewed, and the final count Tuesday will decide who advances in Bryan.
www.kbtx.com
November 11, 2026 at 12:37 PM
Abbott *was* but uh...lol. lmao.
November 9, 2026 at 1:08 AM
We’ve gotten rid of Greg Abbott, Ken Paxton, Vivek Ramaswamy, Susan Collins, Roger Marshall, Kris Kobach, the Republican senate majority, the Republican house majority, red Texas, the Cybertruck, and Russell Brand in the last six days.

Glorious.
November 10, 2026 at 5:30 AM
Barbara's Burner.
November 9, 2026 at 10:51 PM
I can't believe I misspelled "Abbott." This account??? That movie???
November 8, 2026 at 10:24 PM