these are getting weird
June 7, 2026 at 2:24 AM
these are getting weird
Doing one thing right every few years doesn’t absolve the Roberts court. Especially after Dobbs and immunity.
February 22, 2026 at 6:20 AM
Doing one thing right every few years doesn’t absolve the Roberts court. Especially after Dobbs and immunity.
I Absolve You Mediocrities GIF
ALT: I Absolve You Mediocrities GIF
media.tenor.com
April 13, 2025 at 6:58 AM
ABSOLVE THE KINDRED
FORGIVE THY BAIRNS
FORGIVE THY BAIRNS
February 14, 2026 at 12:35 AM
ABSOLVE THE KINDRED
FORGIVE THY BAIRNS
FORGIVE THY BAIRNS
did voting blue absolve you of any consequences?
August 25, 2025 at 3:19 AM
did voting blue absolve you of any consequences?
The past to wash, but not absolve
May 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
The past to wash, but not absolve
"I DO NOT ABSOLVE YOU. WRITE YOUR OWN EMAILS." has been playing on loop in my head all day
April 11, 2025 at 8:07 PM
"I DO NOT ABSOLVE YOU. WRITE YOUR OWN EMAILS." has been playing on loop in my head all day
This does NOT absolve you, mitchy.
July 21, 2025 at 11:48 AM
This does NOT absolve you, mitchy.
Claro que absolve. 😍
November 14, 2024 at 12:23 PM
Claro que absolve. 😍
if you’re a dude thinking “i’ve never done anything disgusting” (citations needed) then you’ve more than likely sat there quietly while your friend did something disgusting or bragged about doing something disgusting. you cannot absolve yourself.
September 29, 2026 at 2:38 AM
if you’re a dude thinking “i’ve never done anything disgusting” (citations needed) then you’ve more than likely sat there quietly while your friend did something disgusting or bragged about doing something disgusting. you cannot absolve yourself.
No shit. That doesn't absolve him from disseminating false information.
September 5, 2026 at 8:33 PM
No shit. That doesn't absolve him from disseminating false information.
Júri absolve PMs flagrados por câmeras matando jovem negro rendido em São Paulo, por @jeniffermendonca.bsky.social via @ponte.org ponte.org/juri-absolve...
Júri absolve PMs flagrados matando jovem negro rendido em SP
Câmeras nas fardas mostraram PMs matando e manipulando equipamentos durante ação em 2021, revelada pela Ponte.
ponte.org
October 30, 2024 at 10:11 PM
Júri absolve PMs flagrados por câmeras matando jovem negro rendido em São Paulo, por @jeniffermendonca.bsky.social via @ponte.org ponte.org/juri-absolve...
I'm begging, darling, please
Absolve me of my sins, won't you?
Absolve me of my sins, won't you?
April 13, 2025 at 12:04 PM
I'm begging, darling, please
Absolve me of my sins, won't you?
Absolve me of my sins, won't you?
temmie please this will absolve you of your original sin
September 27, 2026 at 9:50 PM
temmie please this will absolve you of your original sin
"I am not Priest. I do not absolve you."
What a line.
What a line.
April 11, 2025 at 7:39 AM
"I am not Priest. I do not absolve you."
What a line.
What a line.
Your toxic Ex has learned therapy-speak to absolve himself of responsibility for his actions
FIFA accuses European football chiefs of 'harassment' against Gianni Infantino
FIFA accuses European football chiefs of 'harassment' against Gianni Infantino
FIFA has accused European football chiefs of "harassment" against Gianni Infantino and trying to influence the presidential election by "spreading misinformation" against him over the World Cup venture.
news.sky.com
September 29, 2026 at 6:30 AM
Your toxic Ex has learned therapy-speak to absolve himself of responsibility for his actions
Breaking: Epstein survivors release statement slamming Melania for trying to absolve herself of involvement in Epstein’s crimes.
“Melania Trump is now shifting the burden onto survivors under politicized conditions that protect those with power.”
“Melania Trump is now shifting the burden onto survivors under politicized conditions that protect those with power.”
April 9, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Breaking: Epstein survivors release statement slamming Melania for trying to absolve herself of involvement in Epstein’s crimes.
“Melania Trump is now shifting the burden onto survivors under politicized conditions that protect those with power.”
“Melania Trump is now shifting the burden onto survivors under politicized conditions that protect those with power.”
I listen to country music. I don't know that song either. I absolve you from reacting to that Rolling Stone article.
September 27, 2026 at 3:32 PM
I listen to country music. I don't know that song either. I absolve you from reacting to that Rolling Stone article.
midna to absolve me of the sin of my pinned
January 11, 2025 at 11:47 PM
midna to absolve me of the sin of my pinned
Saying “Uh-Oh” Does Not Absolve You From the Consequences of Your Actions: A Primer for Children
October 28, 2024 at 1:36 PM
Saying “Uh-Oh” Does Not Absolve You From the Consequences of Your Actions: A Primer for Children
Americans, on behalf of Canada I absolve you from pretending to like Drake.
This sucks, we have to pretend to like Iran and now Drake
August 22, 2026 at 5:22 AM
Americans, on behalf of Canada I absolve you from pretending to like Drake.
ABSOLVE MEEEEEE
August 5, 2026 at 2:10 PM
ABSOLVE MEEEEEE
🚨⚖️ FUX ABSOLVE BOLSONARO DE TODAS AS ACUSAÇÕES
September 10, 2025 at 11:14 PM
🚨⚖️ FUX ABSOLVE BOLSONARO DE TODAS AS ACUSAÇÕES