Setting him up for the fall guy, not that he doesn’t deserve it, but makes him a bigger absorbent pad.
November 6, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Setting him up for the fall guy, not that he doesn’t deserve it, but makes him a bigger absorbent pad.
I hope its absorbent.
Seems superfluous when BBC News is already doing the same job for free, but I guess you’ve got to distribute that £72m somehow
Reform UK launches its own ‘newspaper’ with Farage on front page
Party aims to build a ‘significant national publishing operation’ as first edition of the Reformer is distributed
www.theguardian.com
October 31, 2026 at 8:37 AM
I hope its absorbent.
Today’s fit check! That’s right, my underwear is absorbent. Try not to be too jealous.
November 3, 2026 at 1:54 PM
Today’s fit check! That’s right, my underwear is absorbent. Try not to be too jealous.
Today's story is "Absorbent" by Nissa Harlow. www.instagram.com/nissaharlow/
#ratbag #ratbaglit #litmag #literarymagazine #micro #micros
#ratbag #ratbaglit #litmag #literarymagazine #micro #micros
Absorbent
By Nissa Harlow
ratbaglit.substack.com
November 4, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Today's story is "Absorbent" by Nissa Harlow. www.instagram.com/nissaharlow/
#ratbag #ratbaglit #litmag #literarymagazine #micro #micros
#ratbag #ratbaglit #litmag #literarymagazine #micro #micros
Still recovering from the con cruds, but happy I got to be a space kitty last weekend at #BFC26! Got my absorbent pants on too for it! It was a truly memorable night doing both trick or treating and giving out treats! ❤️
November 6, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Still recovering from the con cruds, but happy I got to be a space kitty last weekend at #BFC26! Got my absorbent pants on too for it! It was a truly memorable night doing both trick or treating and giving out treats! ❤️
Are they as absorbent?
November 4, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Are they as absorbent?
Also not absorbent, at all
November 3, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Also not absorbent, at all
And paid absorbent prices above and beyond what they should
November 6, 2026 at 3:20 PM
And paid absorbent prices above and beyond what they should
I understand that you are absorbent but I didn’t know we were calling them coasters now
November 7, 2026 at 4:44 AM
I understand that you are absorbent but I didn’t know we were calling them coasters now
Pet peeve- non absorbent tea towels. What are you for?
November 4, 2026 at 11:12 AM
Pet peeve- non absorbent tea towels. What are you for?
Con badge name: MK Ultra Absorbent
November 3, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Con badge name: MK Ultra Absorbent
If you haven't done it before definitely have a tray and a large absorbent towel to hand and open it s-l-o-w-l-y.
November 6, 2026 at 8:02 AM
If you haven't done it before definitely have a tray and a large absorbent towel to hand and open it s-l-o-w-l-y.
Paper towels. Hope they're absorbent enough.
Trump's 'Ballislife' Paper Towel Toss
ALT: Trump's 'Ballislife' Paper Towel Toss
static.klipy.com
November 6, 2026 at 11:45 AM
Paper towels. Hope they're absorbent enough.
BREAKING:
local woman realizes highly absorbent hooded sweatshirt not adequate protection from rain in November, remembers umbrellas are a thing.
"nothing lasts forever, Even Cold November rain"- some a$$hole
local woman realizes highly absorbent hooded sweatshirt not adequate protection from rain in November, remembers umbrellas are a thing.
"nothing lasts forever, Even Cold November rain"- some a$$hole
November 7, 2026 at 1:01 AM
BREAKING:
local woman realizes highly absorbent hooded sweatshirt not adequate protection from rain in November, remembers umbrellas are a thing.
"nothing lasts forever, Even Cold November rain"- some a$$hole
local woman realizes highly absorbent hooded sweatshirt not adequate protection from rain in November, remembers umbrellas are a thing.
"nothing lasts forever, Even Cold November rain"- some a$$hole
Happy to have you here, my beautiful absorbent friend.
November 4, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Happy to have you here, my beautiful absorbent friend.
Tried making a sexy locked cock pissing video in public and just ended up pissing AAAAALLL over my scrubs fjskd I'm just glad they're absorbent!
November 4, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Tried making a sexy locked cock pissing video in public and just ended up pissing AAAAALLL over my scrubs fjskd I'm just glad they're absorbent!
I know the argument is that punishment doesn't act as a deterrent but we also haven't had any fascist leaders in Italy since they hung Mussolini and turned him into a non-absorbent pumice stone, so..
November 5, 2026 at 11:11 PM
I know the argument is that punishment doesn't act as a deterrent but we also haven't had any fascist leaders in Italy since they hung Mussolini and turned him into a non-absorbent pumice stone, so..
Dragon fur is extremely absorbent.
Just a neat fact I wanted to share :3
Just a neat fact I wanted to share :3
November 5, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Dragon fur is extremely absorbent.
Just a neat fact I wanted to share :3
Just a neat fact I wanted to share :3
All that fluff is highly absorbent, the broad snoot less likely to topple drinks, can growl to vibrate when your table is ready, and definitely dishwasher safe. Wolves make the best coasters!
November 6, 2026 at 6:21 PM
All that fluff is highly absorbent, the broad snoot less likely to topple drinks, can growl to vibrate when your table is ready, and definitely dishwasher safe. Wolves make the best coasters!
Jay Franco Star Wars Darth Vader Bath Pool Beach Towel - Kids Super Soft & Absorbent 100% Cotton Towel Measures 28 x 58 #BathTowel #StarWars #Swimming #DarthVader #Kids
Jay Franco Star Wars Darth Vader Bath Pool Beach Towel - Kids Super Soft & Absorbent 100% Cotton Towel Measures 28 x 58
www.amazon.com
November 6, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Jay Franco Star Wars Darth Vader Bath Pool Beach Towel - Kids Super Soft & Absorbent 100% Cotton Towel Measures 28 x 58 #BathTowel #StarWars #Swimming #DarthVader #Kids
Life hack: Splurge on the largest, softest, and most absorbent towel for after a shower. Like drop twice as much as you think you deserve on one.
November 6, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Life hack: Splurge on the largest, softest, and most absorbent towel for after a shower. Like drop twice as much as you think you deserve on one.
I'm making sure this guy gets the most absorbent diapers that’ll never leak even while he games hehehe >;3
November 5, 2026 at 7:36 PM
I'm making sure this guy gets the most absorbent diapers that’ll never leak even while he games hehehe >;3
[cw: wet diaper]
Remember that the water variant needs a more absorbent diaper.
Remember that the water variant needs a more absorbent diaper.
October 31, 2026 at 1:41 PM
[cw: wet diaper]
Remember that the water variant needs a more absorbent diaper.
Remember that the water variant needs a more absorbent diaper.
You'd better not miss out on the BIG diaper Friday either....or your chores (such as filling all that absorbent material 😀 )
November 6, 2026 at 6:36 PM
You'd better not miss out on the BIG diaper Friday either....or your chores (such as filling all that absorbent material 😀 )