#absu
"Oh come now, that's not absu-"

"SUBTITLES ON FM RADIO"

"...Hm. I mean, screens in cars are big enough, fuck..."
November 5, 2026 at 4:17 AM
This is absu-uuuuurrrrrd
Su su sudio
October 29, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Wrote up whats going on here!
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1/4 The UK is introducing a new set of laws on Nov 6th to combat "violent pornography" one of the topics they are making illegal is "strangulation and suffocation" which they define as anything that could restrict airflow or make it hard to breathe.
October 29, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Absurdities in wrestling 🤼‍♂️🤼‍♀️👇 senolonay.blogspot.com/2026/11/absu...
Absurdities in wrestling
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November 2, 2026 at 10:44 AM
This is absu-uuuuurrrrrd
Su su sudio
October 29, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Decisão do tribunal aplica-se só a Renata Cambra? "Seria absurdo", diz

"seria absolutamente absurdo" que a decisão se aplicasse só a si, por uma questão de igualdade perante a lei.

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Decisão do tribunal aplica-se só a Renata Cambra? "Seria absurdo", diz
Renata Cambra, autora da intimação decidida favoravelmente sobre o seu direito a acampar no protesto pela habitação, defendeu hoje que "seria absolutamente absu...
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November 3, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Kremlin ontkent Russische betrokkenheid bij cyberaanvallen op diepvriezers in Europese supermarkten: “Absurde beschuldigingen”

Het Kremlin ontkent dat Rusland achter de cyberaanvallen op koelkasten en diepvriezers van Europese supermarkten eerder deze week zit. Moskou noemt de beschuldigingen...
Kremlin ontkent Russische betrokkenheid bij cyberaanvallen op diepvriezers in Europese supermarkten: “Absurde beschuldigingen”
Het Kremlin ontkent dat Rusland achter de cyberaanvallen op koelkasten en diepvriezers van Europese supermarkten eerder deze week zit. Moskou noemt de beschuldigingen van Russische betrokkenheid “absu...
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November 5, 2026 at 10:51 AM
Gennady

コミックスタイルの白黒のビジュアルにグロテスクな世界観。独特の作風な2Dアクション。エフェクトやアニメーションがかなり品質高くすばらしい。作風が人を選ぶタイプではあるがゲームシステムも凝っていて非常にウェルメイドな印象。

10月28日発売

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Gennady is a dynamic roguelike platformer, where you must fight your way through shifting corridors filled with chthonic creatures, and death only makes you stronger. All wrapped in the legendary absu...
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October 31, 2026 at 7:15 PM
The German chancellor strutted into Seoul clutching a suitcase stuffed with bright orange traffic cones, insisting they were a visual aid for his upcoming speech on "rules‑based" trade. He claimed that turning tariffs into artillery would be as un‑German as serving sauerkraut with sushi.
#Satire
German chancellor arrives in Seoul with a suitcase of traffic cones, warns trade wars are the new artillery
Chancellor Merz finished a three‑country Asian tour by warning against weaponising trade, while a German snack brand quietly rolled out a new product in South Korea. The diplomatic drama is seasoned with a dash of absu…
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October 30, 2026 at 8:53 AM
Absu Jewellery - Rocío Aguilar, made in Birmingham.

Sunday 15th November, Secret Space, Digbeth. Tickets: https://alternativeartisans.com/p/2f9e4f46

#Birmingham #Digbeth
October 27, 2026 at 10:40 AM
Arrested Memory 2026 狂忘警探
Directed by SABU
SABU is back!
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A ★★★½ review of Arrested Memory (2026)
Bergen International Film Festival 2026 Sabu is back! I remember stumbling in to Monday at the Bergen Film Club, early 2000’s?. This was good fun, many laughs at the theatre. Slapstick, violence, absu...
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October 27, 2026 at 10:19 PM
ローグライク横スクアクション『Gennady』は、PC(Steam)/PS4/PS5/Xbox One/Xbox Series X|S向けに配信中

▼Steam
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▼Xbox One/Xbox Series X|S
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Gennady is a dynamic roguelike platformer, where you must fight your way through shifting corridors filled with chthonic creatures, and death only makes you stronger. All wrapped in the legendary absu...
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October 29, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Gennady de Feed 64
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Un stylé plateformer roguelike 2D déjanté à travers des couloirs en constante évolutions bourrés de créatures chtoniques. Mets des baffes, utilises tes ruées furieuses, entre en rage, builds tes artefacts, dégommes les boss et arranges...
Gennady on Steam
Gennady is a dynamic roguelike platformer, where you must fight your way through shifting corridors filled with chthonic creatures, and death only makes you stronger. All wrapped in the legendary absu...
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October 28, 2026 at 12:59 PM
Here's the link to the statue without the link hider thingy the unofficial funko pop guy used: www.orzgk.com/product/absu...

His link also included a referral code to get him money, which I have stripped out. This account 100% is astroturfing to make money, but I dunno if he created the statue
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October 23, 2026 at 8:38 PM
M-ABSU, a Bombardier BD-100 Challenger 350: 12 500 m above Trémery at 957 km/h.
#ADSB #avgeek #ZenithBoard
Map © OpenStreetMap, EOX, GeoNames
October 25, 2026 at 8:07 AM
Shit, hvor er det bare himmelråbende dumt.

Nogle gange kan man næsten ønske, maskinerne bare tager helt over fra mennesker.

Men også kun næsten.

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Absurd tendens: Falske takeaway-apps kan blive stort i Danmark
Bestil takeaway og hold øje med en kurér, der aldrig leverer din mad.
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October 20, 2026 at 5:02 PM
88' 2 cambios más en KFF

Salen: Charles Sagoe Jr. y Absu Magashy
Entran: Sivert Øverby y Eskild Dall
October 19, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Otti Signs New Laws to Tackle Cultism, Kidnapping, Sexual Violence in Abia

Abia State Governor, Alex Otti, has signed three major criminal justice reform laws aimed at tackling cultism, kidnapping, sexual violence and other offences, while also approving an amendment to the law governing Abia…
Otti Signs New Laws to Tackle Cultism, Kidnapping, Sexual Violence in Abia
Abia State Governor, Alex Otti, has signed three major criminal justice reform laws aimed at tackling cultism, kidnapping, sexual violence and other offences, while also approving an amendment to the law governing Abia State University (ABSU). The four bills, signed at the Government House in Umuahia on Monday, include the Abia State University Amendment Law No. 4 of 2026, Administration of Criminal Justice Law No.
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October 19, 2026 at 5:13 PM
"I could have sold plasma and had a better time"
October 12, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Ato do PT no Centro do Rio é interrompido após lançamento de objetos e água no público
Um ato de apoiadores do Partido dos Trabalhadores foi interrompido na noite desta sexta-feira após uma pessoa arremessar objetos e água no público. A reunião acontecia na rua, em frente ao comitê de campanha da sigla no Edifício Central, no Centro do Rio, quando uma pessoa começou a jogar o líquido no público. Segundo a deputada estadual Renata Souza (PSOL), até pedras foram lançadas e oito pessoas, entre elas uma criança, tiveram ferimentos leves. Eles irão à delegacia prestar queixa. — É absurdo quando a gente tem uma plenária com os movimentos sociais interrompida por hostilidade. É importante haver uma investigação que possa esclarecer isso. Foi muito violento. Vejo com muita preocupação esse aumento das violências, das ameaças diante do que representa a polarização no Rio de Janeiro. Foram jogados água, pedras e uma garrafa PET cheia — disse Renata Souza. Ato do PT no Centro do Rio tem confusão após jogarem água e objetos de janela Vídeos que circulam nas redes sociais mostram uma pessoa no alto do prédio sacudindo um balde logo após jogar água nos militantes. Outro gravou o momento que a deputada federal Benedita da Silva (PT) discursava enquanto água caia sobre o público. A Polícia Militar foi acionada e agentes do 5º BPM (Centro) acompanham a ocorrência.
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October 9, 2026 at 11:48 PM
INFLUENCIADORA DETONA NORDESTINOS APÓS 1º TURNO DAS ELEIÇÕES: 'CAMBADA DE F... DA P..." (VEJA VÍDEO). Fabiane Cedri criticou os nordestinos que votam no PT, ofendendo com falas preconceituosas as pessoas que são a favor da reeleição do presidente Lula.

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ABSURDO - INFLUENCIADORA DETONA NORDESTINOS APÓS 1º TURNO DAS ELEIÇÕES: 'CAMBADA DE F... DA P..." (VEJA VÍDEO/GN - NOTÍCIAS)
BLOG DO EA - A Sua Rede de Notícias
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October 8, 2026 at 7:33 AM
Fall 2026 Anime First Impressions 24

P.A. Works does a 'kicked out of the hero's party' series. How the mighty have fallen.

Whether you like this depends on whether you can stand protag-kun, who's an idiot.

(Title of this is almost too long for a tweet...)
Tsuihou sareta Cheat Fuyo Majutsushi wa Kimama na Second Life wo Ouka suru. Ore wa Buki dake ja Naku, Arayuru Mono ni "Kyouka Point" wo Fuyo Dekiru shi, Ore no Ishi de Itsudemo Kouka wo Kaijo Dekiru k...
Rein, an enchanter who strengthens equipment with his magic, is suddenly expelled from his guild, simply because every piece of gear in the guild has already been enhanced enough. Outraged by the absu...
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October 8, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Santiago Uribe Vélez confirma condena definitiva por liderazgo en grupo paramilitar "Los 12 Apóstoles"

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Santiago Uribe Vélez confirma condena definitiva por liderazgo en grupo paramilitar "Los 12 Apóstoles"
Santiago Uribe Vélez, hermano del expresidente Álvaro Uribe, ha perdido su última vía legal para impugnar la condena de 28 años de prisión por la conformación y liderazgo del grupo paramilitar "Los 12 Apóstoles". La Corte Suprema de Justicia negó la tutela presentada por su defensa, cerrando así todas las opciones de apelación. La condena, que fue confirmada por el alto tribunal tras revisar el caso, se basa en los delitos de concierto para delinquir agravado y homicidio agravado. Uribe fue absuelto en primera instancia por el juez en 2024, pero el Tribunal Superior de Antioquia revocó esa decisión y lo condenó a 28 años de cárcel, además de imponer una multa de 6.500 salarios mínimos, una inhabilidad de 20 años y la privación del porte de armas por 54 meses. El proceso judicial duró diez años, comenzando en 2010, y el juez tardó otros cuatro años en emitir la primera sentencia. La Fiscalía señaló que Uribe permitió el entrenamiento de paramilitares en su propiedad y celebró reuniones para definir asesinatos en una "limpieza social" en Yarumal, Antioquia, a principios de los 90. Además, se le imputó el homicidio agravado por el asesinato de Camilo Barrientos, un conductor de escalera asesinado en febrero de 1994 en la ruta Yarumal-Campamento. Este caso revive las sombras del hermano de Santiago: el expresidente Álvaro Uribe, quien hace menos de un año celebró su absolución por el proceso conocido como falsos testigos. La condena de Santiago Uribe Vélez, que cumple su sentencia en el Batallón de Caballería Juan del Corral en Rionegro, Antioquia, representa un hito en la justicia colombiana al abordar uno de los episodios más oscuros del conflicto armado en el país, especialmente en Antioquia. El caso ha generado un intenso debate sobre la responsabilidad de figuras políticas en la conformación de grupos paramilitares y la aplicación de la justicia en el contexto del conflicto armado colombiano.
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October 7, 2026 at 7:47 PM
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