Just returned from my yearly Cognitive Examination. I ACED it! No other tech CEO has ever achieved such great results! Thanks to all the top psychologists at the John Mastodon Health Centre!
I am #JohnMastodon, your sage advisor.
I am #JohnMastodon, your sage advisor.
September 29, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Just returned from my yearly Cognitive Examination. I ACED it! No other tech CEO has ever achieved such great results! Thanks to all the top psychologists at the John Mastodon Health Centre!
I am #JohnMastodon, your sage advisor.
I am #JohnMastodon, your sage advisor.
Every Zambo receipt is now linked both ways. Step receipts point up to the full workflow receipt. The workflow points back down to every step. Merkle-rooted, independently verifiable. See it live: https://zambo.dev/workflow/42a3c2cf-2cdd-5b8a-aced-016e5a2fb634
September 29, 2026 at 11:56 AM
Every Zambo receipt is now linked both ways. Step receipts point up to the full workflow receipt. The workflow points back down to every step. Merkle-rooted, independently verifiable. See it live: https://zambo.dev/workflow/42a3c2cf-2cdd-5b8a-aced-016e5a2fb634
Wanna know how good I've gotten? Amidst mine and Awk's nightly creative bursts, I took and aced final chapter test for my Accounting course!
Tomorrow, we do the pre-test and then main test for the whole shabang!
Tomorrow, we do the pre-test and then main test for the whole shabang!
September 29, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Wanna know how good I've gotten? Amidst mine and Awk's nightly creative bursts, I took and aced final chapter test for my Accounting course!
Tomorrow, we do the pre-test and then main test for the whole shabang!
Tomorrow, we do the pre-test and then main test for the whole shabang!
I'm a 100% last minute studier and I always aced my exams so I get this
Hope he can pull this out because I really don't want this awesome season to go to a FAP member.
#BB28
Hope he can pull this out because I really don't want this awesome season to go to a FAP member.
#BB28
September 29, 2026 at 2:17 AM
I'm a 100% last minute studier and I always aced my exams so I get this
Hope he can pull this out because I really don't want this awesome season to go to a FAP member.
#BB28
Hope he can pull this out because I really don't want this awesome season to go to a FAP member.
#BB28
I learned how to type ten words a minute using that thing. I aced the whiteout contest. :)
September 29, 2026 at 2:07 AM
I learned how to type ten words a minute using that thing. I aced the whiteout contest. :)
I asked my doctor for a cognitive test recently. What did I get? That same test Trump brags he aced, the thing with the animals & the list of words. Of course, I now still worry. My Mom was diagnosed w/ dementia & she was 10 times sharper than Trump. If I'm losing it, I want to know!
September 29, 2026 at 12:52 AM
I asked my doctor for a cognitive test recently. What did I get? That same test Trump brags he aced, the thing with the animals & the list of words. Of course, I now still worry. My Mom was diagnosed w/ dementia & she was 10 times sharper than Trump. If I'm losing it, I want to know!
I aced it 💯
September 29, 2026 at 12:43 AM
I aced it 💯
Aced a cognition test today.
Guys, it’s not that hard.
Guys, it’s not that hard.
September 28, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Aced a cognition test today.
Guys, it’s not that hard.
Guys, it’s not that hard.
first try, easy tbh, literally never seen this map before & aced it heh
(i was using a lewd voice while recording, thinking it'd be funny. but it ended up sounding WAY too lewd for me to wanna post, so i replaced the audio with an unfinished song i made in 2021 instead ✌ thanks for understanding)
(i was using a lewd voice while recording, thinking it'd be funny. but it ended up sounding WAY too lewd for me to wanna post, so i replaced the audio with an unfinished song i made in 2021 instead ✌ thanks for understanding)
September 28, 2026 at 11:38 PM
first try, easy tbh, literally never seen this map before & aced it heh
(i was using a lewd voice while recording, thinking it'd be funny. but it ended up sounding WAY too lewd for me to wanna post, so i replaced the audio with an unfinished song i made in 2021 instead ✌ thanks for understanding)
(i was using a lewd voice while recording, thinking it'd be funny. but it ended up sounding WAY too lewd for me to wanna post, so i replaced the audio with an unfinished song i made in 2021 instead ✌ thanks for understanding)
Dang, I aced this test.
September 28, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Dang, I aced this test.
She said there was a 50% chance they forgot the words but had to play Shooting Star for NYC (and then aced it anyway) so I feel lucky to get those three rare tracks in particular. Also great she’s still got Kollage in the set when that one’s quite challenging lyrically as well.
September 28, 2026 at 10:48 PM
She said there was a 50% chance they forgot the words but had to play Shooting Star for NYC (and then aced it anyway) so I feel lucky to get those three rare tracks in particular. Also great she’s still got Kollage in the set when that one’s quite challenging lyrically as well.
But he did take 3 cog tests and ACED all 3
September 28, 2026 at 10:46 PM
But he did take 3 cog tests and ACED all 3
@paninid I couldn't force myself to do homework. Aced the tests, did all the reading, just couldn't keep up with the busywork because my brain was bored with the endless repetition and practice of boring shit.
I failed a physics class while actually tutoring my lab group and getting 90-100% on […]
I failed a physics class while actually tutoring my lab group and getting 90-100% on […]
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September 28, 2026 at 6:10 PM
@paninid I couldn't force myself to do homework. Aced the tests, did all the reading, just couldn't keep up with the busywork because my brain was bored with the endless repetition and practice of boring shit.
I failed a physics class while actually tutoring my lab group and getting 90-100% on […]
I failed a physics class while actually tutoring my lab group and getting 90-100% on […]
Like oh, yeah, just take your dog to a puppy class
girrrrllll Ella has been to one and aced it. She's calmed down a lot, and is much more secure than she was. Panini, though, is miles away from qualifying for a training class. Like let's get her to a slightly normal place before we go big, alright?
girrrrllll Ella has been to one and aced it. She's calmed down a lot, and is much more secure than she was. Panini, though, is miles away from qualifying for a training class. Like let's get her to a slightly normal place before we go big, alright?
September 28, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Like oh, yeah, just take your dog to a puppy class
girrrrllll Ella has been to one and aced it. She's calmed down a lot, and is much more secure than she was. Panini, though, is miles away from qualifying for a training class. Like let's get her to a slightly normal place before we go big, alright?
girrrrllll Ella has been to one and aced it. She's calmed down a lot, and is much more secure than she was. Panini, though, is miles away from qualifying for a training class. Like let's get her to a slightly normal place before we go big, alright?
Capcom seems to be going after Sony's cinematic games with this new Onimusha. Did they aced it? youtu.be/g2EClolo3lw
Onimusha: Way of the Sword - Capcom Empire Strikes Back
YouTube video by Hypeimmune Reviews
youtu.be
September 28, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Capcom seems to be going after Sony's cinematic games with this new Onimusha. Did they aced it? youtu.be/g2EClolo3lw
sophia reed here just aced my exams now feeling playful with my cats and dogs
September 28, 2026 at 8:04 AM
sophia reed here just aced my exams now feeling playful with my cats and dogs
It's a role Beanie Feldstein would have aced 15 years ago. Every version goes for mousey weird girl instead of dumpy oddball.
September 28, 2026 at 5:48 AM
It's a role Beanie Feldstein would have aced 15 years ago. Every version goes for mousey weird girl instead of dumpy oddball.
Just finished my monthly physical. I ACED it! No other tech CEO is healthier than me! Thanks to all the wonderful people-mechanics at the John Mastodon Health Centre!
I am #JohnMastodon, and I will always be your friend.
I am #JohnMastodon, and I will always be your friend.
September 28, 2026 at 4:37 AM
Just finished my monthly physical. I ACED it! No other tech CEO is healthier than me! Thanks to all the wonderful people-mechanics at the John Mastodon Health Centre!
I am #JohnMastodon, and I will always be your friend.
I am #JohnMastodon, and I will always be your friend.
According to my scoring, three players are 9-5: Karen, who aced the afternoon window(!), & Walker & Blackwolf! They all have PHI on Mon night, but there is a Sunday night split:
LAR
@karentotten.com
@driftlesstimesmedia.com
DEN
@blackwolfjohnoates.bsky.social
It's an SNF showdown for Week 3!
LAR
@karentotten.com
@driftlesstimesmedia.com
DEN
@blackwolfjohnoates.bsky.social
It's an SNF showdown for Week 3!
September 27, 2026 at 11:57 PM
According to my scoring, three players are 9-5: Karen, who aced the afternoon window(!), & Walker & Blackwolf! They all have PHI on Mon night, but there is a Sunday night split:
LAR
@karentotten.com
@driftlesstimesmedia.com
DEN
@blackwolfjohnoates.bsky.social
It's an SNF showdown for Week 3!
LAR
@karentotten.com
@driftlesstimesmedia.com
DEN
@blackwolfjohnoates.bsky.social
It's an SNF showdown for Week 3!
That spicy hot sauce ’n’ pickle chip combo works. Usta go to a local dive that aced fried chicken livers by serving them with a bowl of hot sauce and a bowl of dill pickle chips. Divine with beer.
September 27, 2026 at 10:53 PM
That spicy hot sauce ’n’ pickle chip combo works. Usta go to a local dive that aced fried chicken livers by serving them with a bowl of hot sauce and a bowl of dill pickle chips. Divine with beer.
In the 1980s, me and my best friend aced this Star Wars arcade game
10p and we took turns playing the game for a whole day, none stop and proved that you can get to a million points
After level 30, it really does not get harder, so it's just down to endurance
10p and we took turns playing the game for a whole day, none stop and proved that you can get to a million points
After level 30, it really does not get harder, so it's just down to endurance
September 27, 2026 at 10:45 PM
In the 1980s, me and my best friend aced this Star Wars arcade game
10p and we took turns playing the game for a whole day, none stop and proved that you can get to a million points
After level 30, it really does not get harder, so it's just down to endurance
10p and we took turns playing the game for a whole day, none stop and proved that you can get to a million points
After level 30, it really does not get harder, so it's just down to endurance
I think the wine store may offer me a job as a greeter!
Or security… checking your bag for cheese!
I aced the interview! 🥳
I’ll keep you posted.
Or security… checking your bag for cheese!
I aced the interview! 🥳
I’ll keep you posted.
September 27, 2026 at 9:55 PM
I think the wine store may offer me a job as a greeter!
Or security… checking your bag for cheese!
I aced the interview! 🥳
I’ll keep you posted.
Or security… checking your bag for cheese!
I aced the interview! 🥳
I’ll keep you posted.
I’m an academic librarian w/an English MA and a library degree. When I started undergrad I was majoring in biology, I’d aced my senior year physics class, I was/am good at science. But it didn’t interest/challenge me and after freshman year of college I knew I didn’t want to make a career out of it.
September 27, 2026 at 4:54 PM
I’m an academic librarian w/an English MA and a library degree. When I started undergrad I was majoring in biology, I’d aced my senior year physics class, I was/am good at science. But it didn’t interest/challenge me and after freshman year of college I knew I didn’t want to make a career out of it.