Acq Inc has a nonsignificant anniversary this year, and nothing whatsoever to hide from Greyhawk tax assessors. So to celebrate, we'll be releasing new Acq Inc. content every month in 2025!
This starts NEXT WEEK with the Return of Fred Chicken!
This starts NEXT WEEK with the Return of Fred Chicken!
February 5, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Acq Inc has a nonsignificant anniversary this year, and nothing whatsoever to hide from Greyhawk tax assessors. So to celebrate, we'll be releasing new Acq Inc. content every month in 2025!
This starts NEXT WEEK with the Return of Fred Chicken!
This starts NEXT WEEK with the Return of Fred Chicken!
one modification to this, it actually goes all the way back to at least the 80s in acq land
bsky.app/profile/mike...
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If you want to trace the full etymology it's
- c. 1990 acq community decides it sounds cooler than "end user"
- post 9/11 it starts to get caught up in the warriorization phenomenon
- 2017 the institution misunderstands Mattis's 'lethality' thing and really leans in
- 2025 pete turbocharges it
- c. 1990 acq community decides it sounds cooler than "end user"
- post 9/11 it starts to get caught up in the warriorization phenomenon
- 2017 the institution misunderstands Mattis's 'lethality' thing and really leans in
- 2025 pete turbocharges it
September 23, 2026 at 2:58 AM
one modification to this, it actually goes all the way back to at least the 80s in acq land
bsky.app/profile/mike...
bsky.app/profile/mike...
I got a discount at the airport Dunkies cause I was wearing my Acq Inc employee shirt and they thought I worked here. The ways I’m going to abuse this new power!
November 24, 2025 at 10:46 AM
I got a discount at the airport Dunkies cause I was wearing my Acq Inc employee shirt and they thought I worked here. The ways I’m going to abuse this new power!
July 1, 2026 at 8:11 PM
yes but it was primarily a term of art within DoD, and specifically in acquisition to refer to "end user" (that started 80s-90s)
It started to break containment outside acq in GWOT and then got very stupid with the pete crowd the last ~5 years
It started to break containment outside acq in GWOT and then got very stupid with the pete crowd the last ~5 years
Was anyone saying "war fighter" before like 2 years ago?
Our Secretary of Warfighteriness has another great idea:
Make all potential generals and admirals pass a war game.
And the guy they picked to design it? A Marine Corps LTC (never close to being a general) who was courtmartialed for his unhinged rant after the Afghan withdrawal.
Great work,guys!
Make all potential generals and admirals pass a war game.
And the guy they picked to design it? A Marine Corps LTC (never close to being a general) who was courtmartialed for his unhinged rant after the Afghan withdrawal.
Great work,guys!
September 23, 2026 at 2:55 AM
yes but it was primarily a term of art within DoD, and specifically in acquisition to refer to "end user" (that started 80s-90s)
It started to break containment outside acq in GWOT and then got very stupid with the pete crowd the last ~5 years
It started to break containment outside acq in GWOT and then got very stupid with the pete crowd the last ~5 years
May 11, 2025 at 2:20 AM
X’s head of product posted yesterday in the pre-dawn hours that he works in “an office where Al researchers are building the Antichrist”:
July 9, 2025 at 3:56 PM
X’s head of product posted yesterday in the pre-dawn hours that he works in “an office where Al researchers are building the Antichrist”:
PAX Australia has been absolutely unreal. Dragging all my friends down here next year. Just you wait!
October 13, 2025 at 8:28 AM
PAX Australia has been absolutely unreal. Dragging all my friends down here next year. Just you wait!
See y'all at #PAXUnplugged. Spinning up everything from D&D to Battletech plus a special DesiQuest vs Acq Inc liveshow on Sunday on the MainStage !
November 29, 2024 at 8:13 PM
See y'all at #PAXUnplugged. Spinning up everything from D&D to Battletech plus a special DesiQuest vs Acq Inc liveshow on Sunday on the MainStage !
What if I started calling myself “alt-acq”?
June 4, 2025 at 6:46 PM
What if I started calling myself “alt-acq”?
Join us Saturday at the time of this post in Main Theatre at PAX Unplugged or twitch.tv/pax for Acq Inc!
Featuring @criticalrole.bsky.social 's @matthewmercer.bsky.social , #JeremyCrawford , @ifycomedy.com , @thatbronzegirl.bsky.social , @cwgabriel.bsky.social & @tychobrahe.bsky.social !
Featuring @criticalrole.bsky.social 's @matthewmercer.bsky.social , #JeremyCrawford , @ifycomedy.com , @thatbronzegirl.bsky.social , @cwgabriel.bsky.social & @tychobrahe.bsky.social !
November 19, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Join us Saturday at the time of this post in Main Theatre at PAX Unplugged or twitch.tv/pax for Acq Inc!
Featuring @criticalrole.bsky.social 's @matthewmercer.bsky.social , #JeremyCrawford , @ifycomedy.com , @thatbronzegirl.bsky.social , @cwgabriel.bsky.social & @tychobrahe.bsky.social !
Featuring @criticalrole.bsky.social 's @matthewmercer.bsky.social , #JeremyCrawford , @ifycomedy.com , @thatbronzegirl.bsky.social , @cwgabriel.bsky.social & @tychobrahe.bsky.social !
Acq Inc: Daggerheart returns to PAX 3/28 @ 8:30pm ET! With Ify Nwadiwe, ThatBronzeGirl, Matthew Mercer, Gabe, @cwtycho.penny-arcade.com, and Anna Prosser! Catch them live or @ Beacon exclusively on 3/30!
March 19, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Acq Inc: Daggerheart returns to PAX 3/28 @ 8:30pm ET! With Ify Nwadiwe, ThatBronzeGirl, Matthew Mercer, Gabe, @cwtycho.penny-arcade.com, and Anna Prosser! Catch them live or @ Beacon exclusively on 3/30!
Acq Inc live staged D&D game starts now! #PAXUnplugged
Going live! twitch.tv/pax!
Join us in ONE HOUR for #AcqInc LIVE at #PAXUnplugged! We'll be at the Main Theatre on the show and we'll be streaming live to twitch.tv/pax!
December 7, 2024 at 1:34 AM
Acq Inc live staged D&D game starts now! #PAXUnplugged
Acq Inc: The "C" Team: The Return of Fred Chicken is now available on YouTube!
Take a trip to the beach with Acquisitions, Inc. the "C" Team as they head out for a day of summer fun with absolutely zero problems or conflicts!
Link: www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDac...
Take a trip to the beach with Acquisitions, Inc. the "C" Team as they head out for a day of summer fun with absolutely zero problems or conflicts!
Link: www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDac...
February 12, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Acq Inc: The "C" Team: The Return of Fred Chicken is now available on YouTube!
Take a trip to the beach with Acquisitions, Inc. the "C" Team as they head out for a day of summer fun with absolutely zero problems or conflicts!
Link: www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDac...
Take a trip to the beach with Acquisitions, Inc. the "C" Team as they head out for a day of summer fun with absolutely zero problems or conflicts!
Link: www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDac...
Sometimes I hear people say the Acq Inc hardcover was not a "real Wizards book." I've gotten thick skin over the years, but that one stings a bit. It's a miracle any book gets made. Getting a book like Acq Inc made is a double-miracle.
November 23, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Sometimes I hear people say the Acq Inc hardcover was not a "real Wizards book." I've gotten thick skin over the years, but that one stings a bit. It's a miracle any book gets made. Getting a book like Acq Inc made is a double-miracle.
Next Week @ Noon Pacific Time, get ready for the next installment of Acq Inc. The "C" Team: The Green Age! Join us and other fans for the premiere chat on YouTube! youtu.be/YnPqp1ttiwg
July 17, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Next Week @ Noon Pacific Time, get ready for the next installment of Acq Inc. The "C" Team: The Green Age! Join us and other fans for the premiere chat on YouTube! youtu.be/YnPqp1ttiwg
my acq inc arkham horror game VOD is up!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUUL...
Acquisitions Inc. Live - An Arkham Horror Mystery - PAX Aus 2024
YouTube video by Acquisitions Incorporated
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October 15, 2024 at 2:12 AM
my acq inc arkham horror game VOD is up!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUUL...
Honestly, in real terms, Feinberg probably has the greatest unilateral budget/acq authority in the entire government and he's done it basically entirely by himself
August 6, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Honestly, in real terms, Feinberg probably has the greatest unilateral budget/acq authority in the entire government and he's done it basically entirely by himself
March 2, 2025 at 1:02 AM
November 23, 2025 at 12:29 AM
We're teaming up with @darringtonpress.bsky.social for tonight's Acq Inc show @ PAX Unplugged!
TONIGHT @ 8pm ET / 5pm PT in Main Theatre or watch live on www.youtube.com/@Dar... or twitch.tv/pax
Catch the VoD soon on @criticalrole.bsky.social 's streaming platform: @hellobeacon.bsky.social
TONIGHT @ 8pm ET / 5pm PT in Main Theatre or watch live on www.youtube.com/@Dar... or twitch.tv/pax
Catch the VoD soon on @criticalrole.bsky.social 's streaming platform: @hellobeacon.bsky.social
November 22, 2025 at 5:01 PM
We're teaming up with @darringtonpress.bsky.social for tonight's Acq Inc show @ PAX Unplugged!
TONIGHT @ 8pm ET / 5pm PT in Main Theatre or watch live on www.youtube.com/@Dar... or twitch.tv/pax
Catch the VoD soon on @criticalrole.bsky.social 's streaming platform: @hellobeacon.bsky.social
TONIGHT @ 8pm ET / 5pm PT in Main Theatre or watch live on www.youtube.com/@Dar... or twitch.tv/pax
Catch the VoD soon on @criticalrole.bsky.social 's streaming platform: @hellobeacon.bsky.social
From down under, a remastered release of Acquisitions Incorporated: Pirate Borg! Thanks to @limithron.bsky.social and starring @ifycomedy.com , @robbotron.bsky.social , Violet Wilkin of Good Games Morley, @krisstraub.com , and @tychobrahe.bsky.social !
This Friday @ Noon on www.youtube.com/@acq...
This Friday @ Noon on www.youtube.com/@acq...
October 29, 2025 at 12:44 AM
From down under, a remastered release of Acquisitions Incorporated: Pirate Borg! Thanks to @limithron.bsky.social and starring @ifycomedy.com , @robbotron.bsky.social , Violet Wilkin of Good Games Morley, @krisstraub.com , and @tychobrahe.bsky.social !
This Friday @ Noon on www.youtube.com/@acq...
This Friday @ Noon on www.youtube.com/@acq...
PAX East was an absolute blast!
May 12, 2025 at 6:30 AM
PAX East was an absolute blast!
It has unexpected problems and challenges like any program, but continue to stand by my prediction that it will be the best run acq program in a generation
September 11, 2025 at 8:46 PM
It has unexpected problems and challenges like any program, but continue to stand by my prediction that it will be the best run acq program in a generation
Treantmonk joins us for UAs!
News: Acq Inc Switches to Daggerheart!! Stranger Things at Target! And more!
Listen or watch:
masteringdungeons.podbean.com
www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9Gv...
#DnD #TTRPG #Daggerheart #AcqInc
News: Acq Inc Switches to Daggerheart!! Stranger Things at Target! And more!
Listen or watch:
masteringdungeons.podbean.com
www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9Gv...
#DnD #TTRPG #Daggerheart #AcqInc
September 3, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Treantmonk joins us for UAs!
News: Acq Inc Switches to Daggerheart!! Stranger Things at Target! And more!
Listen or watch:
masteringdungeons.podbean.com
www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9Gv...
#DnD #TTRPG #Daggerheart #AcqInc
News: Acq Inc Switches to Daggerheart!! Stranger Things at Target! And more!
Listen or watch:
masteringdungeons.podbean.com
www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9Gv...
#DnD #TTRPG #Daggerheart #AcqInc