folks, are actuary tables ageist?
May 12, 2026 at 5:20 PM
folks, are actuary tables ageist?
ACTUARY, it’s very likely that lots of senators and reps will die soon
July 12, 2026 at 12:30 PM
ACTUARY, it’s very likely that lots of senators and reps will die soon
Let's ask an actuary
September 30, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Let's ask an actuary
What's being described there has its own named mathematical law. It's called the Law Of Adverse Selection, and there isn't a single actuary who isn't intimately familiar with that law and why you never, ever *ever* f**k with it.
September 22, 2026 at 4:45 PM
What's being described there has its own named mathematical law. It's called the Law Of Adverse Selection, and there isn't a single actuary who isn't intimately familiar with that law and why you never, ever *ever* f**k with it.
there is no one who cares less about your political opinions and motivated reasoning than an actuary
Like I've said before, if you have any doubts about climate change, just go to a super-boring insurance conference and listen to the super-boring panels where they dryly talk about the growing threat of disasters so catastrophic and unpredictable in scope they simply cannot be insured at any price.
Wild how the Fed chair saying that *entire regions of the United States* won’t be able to get a mortgage in the next decade barely registered as a news event
June 19, 2025 at 1:01 AM
there is no one who cares less about your political opinions and motivated reasoning than an actuary
It was the packed lunches that did it, not the fact that one of them was an actuary.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
June 30, 2026 at 9:54 AM
It was the packed lunches that did it, not the fact that one of them was an actuary.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
ACTUARY: *3/4 of the way through my appendectomy* wake up buddy
Blue Cross Blue Shield in Connecticut, New York and Missouri has declared it will no longer pay for anesthesia for the full length of some surgeries.
It the procedure goes over a certain time, anesthesia will not be covered for the duration.
www.asahq.org/about-asa/ne...
It the procedure goes over a certain time, anesthesia will not be covered for the duration.
www.asahq.org/about-asa/ne...
Anthem Blue Cross Blue Shield Won’t Pay for the Complete Duration of Anesthesia for Patients’ Surgical Procedures
In an unprecedented move, Anthem Blue Cross Blue Shield plans representing Connecticut, New York and Missouri have unilaterally declared it will no longer pay for anesthesia care if the surgery or pro...
www.asahq.org
December 4, 2024 at 8:42 PM
ACTUARY: *3/4 of the way through my appendectomy* wake up buddy
you need to be a fucking actuary to make sense of the information they give you.
hands down "open enrollment" is the most terrifying part of my year
October 16, 2023 at 8:50 PM
you need to be a fucking actuary to make sense of the information they give you.
Trump: Long live the king!
Actuary: I don't see it.
Actuary: I don't see it.
February 19, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Trump: Long live the king!
Actuary: I don't see it.
Actuary: I don't see it.
He’s going to be the first guy to ever have his ass beaten by an actuary. 🤓
September 22, 2026 at 4:43 PM
He’s going to be the first guy to ever have his ass beaten by an actuary. 🤓
Actuary here… not true
August 23, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Actuary here… not true
This actuary says that HSAs work great for rich people
December 10, 2025 at 2:42 PM
This actuary says that HSAs work great for rich people
Trump says people in the US illegally are "KILLING" Social Security and Medicare. But Social Security's own actuary has said unauthorized workers are a net benefit to the program's trust fund — they pay into it and aren't eligible for benefits. www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...
March 22, 2024 at 1:48 AM
Trump says people in the US illegally are "KILLING" Social Security and Medicare. But Social Security's own actuary has said unauthorized workers are a net benefit to the program's trust fund — they pay into it and aren't eligible for benefits. www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...
Actuaries! He describes actuary as a bullshit job! Do you think David Graeber could have accurately described what an actuary *does*?
March 5, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Actuaries! He describes actuary as a bullshit job! Do you think David Graeber could have accurately described what an actuary *does*?
At a party aged about 25. Man I had just met: I am an accountant. It is very boring.
Me: At least you aren’t an actuary. That would be more boring.
Man next to us, genuinely offended: I’m an actuary.
Me: At least you aren’t an actuary. That would be more boring.
Man next to us, genuinely offended: I’m an actuary.
September 30, 2025 at 5:56 PM
At a party aged about 25. Man I had just met: I am an accountant. It is very boring.
Me: At least you aren’t an actuary. That would be more boring.
Man next to us, genuinely offended: I’m an actuary.
Me: At least you aren’t an actuary. That would be more boring.
Man next to us, genuinely offended: I’m an actuary.
[boring youth preacher sitting in a chair the normal way]
You know, when you think about it, the first actuary was Jesus Christ.
You know, when you think about it, the first actuary was Jesus Christ.
July 2, 2026 at 4:34 AM
[boring youth preacher sitting in a chair the normal way]
You know, when you think about it, the first actuary was Jesus Christ.
You know, when you think about it, the first actuary was Jesus Christ.
I seriously considered becoming an actuary at one point.
If this is how the field is operating today, I guess I'm glad I'm not in it.
Oof.
If this is how the field is operating today, I guess I'm glad I'm not in it.
Oof.
September 22, 2026 at 4:51 PM
I seriously considered becoming an actuary at one point.
If this is how the field is operating today, I guess I'm glad I'm not in it.
Oof.
If this is how the field is operating today, I guess I'm glad I'm not in it.
Oof.
AGBA
Assigned Gender By Actuary
Assigned Gender By Actuary
February 4, 2026 at 3:12 AM
AGBA
Assigned Gender By Actuary
Assigned Gender By Actuary
*insurance actuary tabs over to the "seamines" tab in their spreadsheet*
March 10, 2026 at 6:41 PM
*insurance actuary tabs over to the "seamines" tab in their spreadsheet*