The adults stole Halloween from the kids.
October 31, 2026 at 12:36 AM
The adults stole Halloween from the kids.
'[noun] adults' isnt an own if its media for adults!!!!
October 30, 2026 at 6:17 PM
'[noun] adults' isnt an own if its media for adults!!!!
A child can recognize the evil that grown-ass adults keep making excuses for.
October 30, 2026 at 2:50 PM
A child can recognize the evil that grown-ass adults keep making excuses for.
(The whistle kits, on the other hand, are only for adults.)
October 31, 2026 at 11:56 PM
(The whistle kits, on the other hand, are only for adults.)
12 years of war and we're still explaining this to grown adults. Amazing.
November 2, 2026 at 4:08 PM
12 years of war and we're still explaining this to grown adults. Amazing.
This is why the whistles I give out are adults only.
November 1, 2026 at 1:41 AM
This is why the whistles I give out are adults only.
For Halloween, handing out Ibuprofen for the adults.
October 31, 2026 at 2:22 AM
For Halloween, handing out Ibuprofen for the adults.
The 18-25 yo "Girls". Or "adults"
November 1, 2026 at 1:24 PM
The 18-25 yo "Girls". Or "adults"
Except with Republicans, it might not be limited to adults.
October 31, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Except with Republicans, it might not be limited to adults.
Alastor, Charlie , and Lucifer to me feel like they are the Christmas obsessed adults
November 1, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Alastor, Charlie , and Lucifer to me feel like they are the Christmas obsessed adults
we are born loving each other
adults with problems teach us to hate
adults with problems teach us to hate
October 31, 2026 at 2:44 PM
we are born loving each other
adults with problems teach us to hate
adults with problems teach us to hate
Part 10/12 Adults are most definitely allowed to go trick or treating, they're allowed to have some whimsy!
November 1, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Part 10/12 Adults are most definitely allowed to go trick or treating, they're allowed to have some whimsy!
I dig Halloween because it’s a bunch of adults who just spend money and time to make a night for kids awesome for no other reason than making kids happy is awesome.
November 1, 2026 at 1:18 AM
I dig Halloween because it’s a bunch of adults who just spend money and time to make a night for kids awesome for no other reason than making kids happy is awesome.
Like, young adults can have fun Halloween parties where they dress up as Slutty U Thant or whatever, that’s cool too!
November 1, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Like, young adults can have fun Halloween parties where they dress up as Slutty U Thant or whatever, that’s cool too!
revendo adults pela segunda vez .................. quero ele
November 1, 2026 at 10:56 PM
revendo adults pela segunda vez .................. quero ele
Reading all and any interaction between adults and children through the lens of (potential) CSA actually normalizes and empowers actual predators by both isolating children from other adults who might be able to help them and making CSA seem less severe by conflating it with basic social behaviors
November 2, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Reading all and any interaction between adults and children through the lens of (potential) CSA actually normalizes and empowers actual predators by both isolating children from other adults who might be able to help them and making CSA seem less severe by conflating it with basic social behaviors
Adults, please take just one swig from the 3-liter Buzzballz Boulders. Make sure there’s enough for everyone.
October 31, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Adults, please take just one swig from the 3-liter Buzzballz Boulders. Make sure there’s enough for everyone.
Why can’t politicians be adults
November 1, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Why can’t politicians be adults
Adults wearing Harry Potter costumes in NYC. I hate you completely.
November 1, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Adults wearing Harry Potter costumes in NYC. I hate you completely.
The constant infantilalisation of young trans people is so fucking absurd. These are adults you are talking about Helen. They can vote, they can drive, they can work a full time job, have kids and a mortgage.
"Helen Joyce...said: “Given that we know the vast majority of elective mastectomies relating to gender identity are performed on girls who haven’t reached the crucial age of brain maturity at 25, the sharp rise in the number of these surgeries in recent years is a tragedy."
November 1, 2026 at 4:14 PM
The constant infantilalisation of young trans people is so fucking absurd. These are adults you are talking about Helen. They can vote, they can drive, they can work a full time job, have kids and a mortgage.
criterion adults implies the existence of criterion cruises
October 30, 2026 at 7:15 PM
criterion adults implies the existence of criterion cruises
November 2, 2026 at 5:04 PM
okay so my thing here is that ‘criterion closet adults’ is an epithet patterned on ‘disney adults’ but most of the stuff in the criterion closet is already for adults
I hate the cultural era of confident ignorance and ragebait farming. I'm so mad I had to read the sentence "Ken Russell's The Devils is Cocomelon for Criterion Closet adults". What are you fucking TALKING about. I should be allowed to drive a car into your house
October 31, 2026 at 12:40 PM
okay so my thing here is that ‘criterion closet adults’ is an epithet patterned on ‘disney adults’ but most of the stuff in the criterion closet is already for adults
Play Wolfenstein like proper adults
October 30, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Play Wolfenstein like proper adults