The obsession with "bringing back the manufacturing jobs" is just secular Adventism send tweet
March 8, 2025 at 6:30 AM
The obsession with "bringing back the manufacturing jobs" is just secular Adventism send tweet
We're going to find out what QAnon Seventh Day Adventism looks like.
July 18, 2025 at 12:53 AM
We're going to find out what QAnon Seventh Day Adventism looks like.
theyve always been that cooked its american tradition we didnt invent the breakfast cereal and adventism for nothing
I spend a lot of time thinking about how some portion of Americans, which seems to be growing, are just permanently cooked and I don't think there's anything that can be done to undo it and I don't think there's a realistic plan to deal with the consequences of that longterm
checking in on threads
February 4, 2026 at 6:16 AM
theyve always been that cooked its american tradition we didnt invent the breakfast cereal and adventism for nothing
Genuinely.
This started with Seventh Day Adventism. Direct line.
This started with Seventh Day Adventism. Direct line.
A is for Apple! Kellogg's Apple Jacks
YouTube video by Tim Dadabo, Voice Actor
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October 26, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Genuinely.
This started with Seventh Day Adventism. Direct line.
This started with Seventh Day Adventism. Direct line.
Converting to Second Day Adventism so i don’t have to go to work tomorrow
June 21, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Converting to Second Day Adventism so i don’t have to go to work tomorrow
Millenarian Cory Doctorow be like “Koreshians enshittified Davidian Seventh-day Adventism”
January 13, 2026 at 5:27 AM
Millenarian Cory Doctorow be like “Koreshians enshittified Davidian Seventh-day Adventism”
seventh day adventism for poasting.
September 23, 2026 at 2:40 PM
seventh day adventism for poasting.
In Adventism it just means adultery, and even then you'll get Looks and unsolicited prayers of you divorce
Do any of my evangelical pals know if "on biblical grounds" has a specific meaning?
July 10, 2025 at 6:27 PM
In Adventism it just means adultery, and even then you'll get Looks and unsolicited prayers of you divorce
Damn JWs. I already have my American apocalyptic religion called Seventh-day Adventism, leave me alone
September 27, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Damn JWs. I already have my American apocalyptic religion called Seventh-day Adventism, leave me alone
Seventh Day Adventism is not known for its reliance on epistemic truth as an operating principle
October 6, 2026 at 11:09 AM
Seventh Day Adventism is not known for its reliance on epistemic truth as an operating principle
gaylors are kinda like if tumblr users invented seventh-day adventism
March 2, 2026 at 1:51 AM
gaylors are kinda like if tumblr users invented seventh-day adventism
To me, AI 2027 read like the Millerites picking themselves up, brushing the dust off their shoulders, and forming 7th Day Adventism a few decades later
July 15, 2025 at 4:39 PM
To me, AI 2027 read like the Millerites picking themselves up, brushing the dust off their shoulders, and forming 7th Day Adventism a few decades later
RIP Adventism, because I don't remember ever before finishing a weekend and thinking "I can't wait for next Sabbath to get here." Shabbat services are becoming my favorite thing.
January 12, 2026 at 3:17 AM
RIP Adventism, because I don't remember ever before finishing a weekend and thinking "I can't wait for next Sabbath to get here." Shabbat services are becoming my favorite thing.
converting to seventh-day adventism to own the tradcaths
July 30, 2023 at 3:41 PM
converting to seventh-day adventism to own the tradcaths
Gonna invent an Adventism with soul sleep with dreams
December 21, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Gonna invent an Adventism with soul sleep with dreams
Mormonism, the Ghost Dance, Bahaism, Taipingism, Adventism, the JWs, Fundamentalism, Pentecostalism, Reform Judaism, Christian Science, Theosophy, New Thought, Salafism, yes, I'd say its kind of a big deal.
January 6, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Mormonism, the Ghost Dance, Bahaism, Taipingism, Adventism, the JWs, Fundamentalism, Pentecostalism, Reform Judaism, Christian Science, Theosophy, New Thought, Salafism, yes, I'd say its kind of a big deal.
I left adventism for the street cred
August 4, 2023 at 8:14 PM
I left adventism for the street cred
Anyone else find this a touch ironic and hilarious? Just me?
"The community has chosen explicitly to build its theology based on the Bible and the Bible alone. Throughout her writings, Ellen White constantly reminds us of this methodological decision on which Adventism stands." -Fernando Canale
"The community has chosen explicitly to build its theology based on the Bible and the Bible alone. Throughout her writings, Ellen White constantly reminds us of this methodological decision on which Adventism stands." -Fernando Canale
November 26, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Anyone else find this a touch ironic and hilarious? Just me?
"The community has chosen explicitly to build its theology based on the Bible and the Bible alone. Throughout her writings, Ellen White constantly reminds us of this methodological decision on which Adventism stands." -Fernando Canale
"The community has chosen explicitly to build its theology based on the Bible and the Bible alone. Throughout her writings, Ellen White constantly reminds us of this methodological decision on which Adventism stands." -Fernando Canale
hiiii I wrote a new review for @swimintosound.bsky.social covering the latest Hey, ily! record if you're a fan of me, okay music reviews, and/or great music :)
swimintothesound.com/blog/2024/11...
swimintothesound.com/blog/2024/11...
Hey, ily! – Hey, I Loathe You! | Album Review — Swim Into The Sound
Spending my formative years under the sheltered, religious eye of Seventh-day Adventism, the music I consumed as a child extended almost exclusively to contemporary Christian music and pre-approved cl...
swimintothesound.com
November 12, 2024 at 9:25 PM
hiiii I wrote a new review for @swimintosound.bsky.social covering the latest Hey, ily! record if you're a fan of me, okay music reviews, and/or great music :)
swimintothesound.com/blog/2024/11...
swimintothesound.com/blog/2024/11...
Adventism has to be top 10 non-sexy. We canonically don't dance, and black pepper is considered problematic
if i were picking a non-sexy religion i would not pick catholicism
September 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Adventism has to be top 10 non-sexy. We canonically don't dance, and black pepper is considered problematic
Step 5️⃣ 👣: Adventism
"Adventism is a branch of Protestant Christianity that believes in the imminent Second Coming (or the "Second Advent") of Jesus Christ. It originated in the 1830s..."
#FiveStepsOfWikipedia #WhereNext
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"Adventism is a branch of Protestant Christianity that believes in the imminent Second Coming (or the "Second Advent") of Jesus Christ. It originated in the 1830s..."
#FiveStepsOfWikipedia #WhereNext
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Adventism - Wikipedia
Adventism is a branch of Protestant Christianity that believes in the imminent Second Coming (or the
en.wikipedia.org
October 20, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Step 5️⃣ 👣: Adventism
"Adventism is a branch of Protestant Christianity that believes in the imminent Second Coming (or the "Second Advent") of Jesus Christ. It originated in the 1830s..."
#FiveStepsOfWikipedia #WhereNext
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adventism
"Adventism is a branch of Protestant Christianity that believes in the imminent Second Coming (or the "Second Advent") of Jesus Christ. It originated in the 1830s..."
#FiveStepsOfWikipedia #WhereNext
🧵 7/7
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adventism
mormonism and adventism (of waco siege davidians fame) both coming from the second great awakening drives me insane. same fucking decade?? evil ass energy in the air
April 20, 2025 at 4:00 PM
mormonism and adventism (of waco siege davidians fame) both coming from the second great awakening drives me insane. same fucking decade?? evil ass energy in the air
White Wolf is Seventh Day Adventism
June 17, 2026 at 2:57 PM
White Wolf is Seventh Day Adventism
Despite how I was raised, with Adventism basically being a starter pack for Doomsday preppers, I’m not relying on anyone who’s actually invested in a second coming if any of the Apocalypses kick off.
I need people who actually want to survive on my team.
I need people who actually want to survive on my team.
December 2, 2024 at 4:44 AM
Despite how I was raised, with Adventism basically being a starter pack for Doomsday preppers, I’m not relying on anyone who’s actually invested in a second coming if any of the Apocalypses kick off.
I need people who actually want to survive on my team.
I need people who actually want to survive on my team.
I'm gunning for the reinvention of Adventism from first principles
September 23, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I'm gunning for the reinvention of Adventism from first principles