"It doesn't affect me"
March 11, 2025 at 2:58 PM
"It doesn't affect me"
"It doesn't affect me"
March 10, 2025 at 10:46 AM
"It doesn't affect me"
How will this affect the Riyadh comedy scene
BREAKING: US will order nonessential diplomats and families to leave Saudi Arabia as Iran escalates retaliation, officials say
March 9, 2026 at 12:05 AM
How will this affect the Riyadh comedy scene
People having abortions won’t affect your life. Gay people getting married won’t affect your life. Trans people existing won’t affect your life. But people owning guns sure as hell will.
December 26, 2024 at 4:07 PM
People having abortions won’t affect your life. Gay people getting married won’t affect your life. Trans people existing won’t affect your life. But people owning guns sure as hell will.
I would like for stupid people to stop making important decisions that affect my life
April 24, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I would like for stupid people to stop making important decisions that affect my life
This conservative didn't realize that AI data centers would affect him too.
September 22, 2026 at 9:30 PM
This conservative didn't realize that AI data centers would affect him too.
But how will this affect the price of eggs?
trump now promising to abolish the existence of trans people via executive order, first thing day one.
January 20, 2025 at 7:46 AM
But how will this affect the price of eggs?
Jared Leto Denies Sexual Assault Allegations Will Affect Career
July 31, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Jared Leto Denies Sexual Assault Allegations Will Affect Career
Here’s how new U.S. rules will affect Canadian snowbirds
Just STOP travelling to the US
www.ctvnews.ca/canada/artic...
Just STOP travelling to the US
www.ctvnews.ca/canada/artic...
Here’s how new U.S. rules will affect Canadian snowbirds
New U.S. rules cracking down on illegal immigration will affect many Canadian snowbirds who travel south of the border, requiring them to register for the first time, says an immigration lawyer.
www.ctvnews.ca
March 11, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Here’s how new U.S. rules will affect Canadian snowbirds
Just STOP travelling to the US
www.ctvnews.ca/canada/artic...
Just STOP travelling to the US
www.ctvnews.ca/canada/artic...
Budget announcements that negatively affect poor people = "difficult decisions"
Budget announcements that negatively affect rich people = "class war"
Budget announcements that negatively affect rich people = "class war"
October 27, 2024 at 9:26 AM
Budget announcements that negatively affect poor people = "difficult decisions"
Budget announcements that negatively affect rich people = "class war"
Budget announcements that negatively affect rich people = "class war"
I hope the war doesn't affect the military parade.
June 13, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I hope the war doesn't affect the military parade.
Reminder: Canada is our closest ally and our friend
🇺🇸🇨🇦
Tariffs against Canada take affect Tuesday 🇺🇸
Retaliatory Tariffs against the US take affect also on Tuesday 🇨🇦
Lessons will be learned 🍿
#SheShed
#MagaMorons
🇺🇸🇨🇦
Tariffs against Canada take affect Tuesday 🇺🇸
Retaliatory Tariffs against the US take affect also on Tuesday 🇨🇦
Lessons will be learned 🍿
#SheShed
#MagaMorons
February 2, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Reminder: Canada is our closest ally and our friend
🇺🇸🇨🇦
Tariffs against Canada take affect Tuesday 🇺🇸
Retaliatory Tariffs against the US take affect also on Tuesday 🇨🇦
Lessons will be learned 🍿
#SheShed
#MagaMorons
🇺🇸🇨🇦
Tariffs against Canada take affect Tuesday 🇺🇸
Retaliatory Tariffs against the US take affect also on Tuesday 🇨🇦
Lessons will be learned 🍿
#SheShed
#MagaMorons
Arachnophobia is the dumbest fear. Who cares if 2 spiders get married it doesn’t affect you
May 9, 2024 at 1:37 PM
Arachnophobia is the dumbest fear. Who cares if 2 spiders get married it doesn’t affect you
Thank you to the Senate for reading the bill aloud so the American people can hear exactly how it will affect their lives.
June 29, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Thank you to the Senate for reading the bill aloud so the American people can hear exactly how it will affect their lives.
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January 27, 2026 at 5:37 PM
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'A NSFW ban won't negatively affect me, I don't draw or post porn!'
You sure? Here's how it went down when tumblr did it:
You sure? Here's how it went down when tumblr did it:
August 22, 2025 at 11:36 PM
'A NSFW ban won't negatively affect me, I don't draw or post porn!'
You sure? Here's how it went down when tumblr did it:
You sure? Here's how it went down when tumblr did it:
Andrew Chen, co-founder of one of my favorite denim brands, 3sixteen, breaks down how the tariffs affect his company
IG 3sixteen
IG 3sixteen
April 5, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Andrew Chen, co-founder of one of my favorite denim brands, 3sixteen, breaks down how the tariffs affect his company
IG 3sixteen
IG 3sixteen
Climate change will affect you whether you believe in it or not. That’s why smart people call it science.
September 4, 2026 at 10:03 AM
Climate change will affect you whether you believe in it or not. That’s why smart people call it science.
Or better yet, “Family Investments Could Affect Policy.”
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
September 21, 2026 at 11:08 AM
Or better yet, “Family Investments Could Affect Policy.”
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
"oh no, this will affect my life" - losers everywhere
BREAKING | ChatGPT down: OpenAI reports major outage as users see error message
ChatGPT down: OpenAI reports major outage as users see error message
OpenAI reports the chatbot is seeing a widespread outage
www.independent.co.uk
June 10, 2025 at 2:12 PM
"oh no, this will affect my life" - losers everywhere
cognitive reframing:
I am putting ice cream in my coffee -> I am out of milk because I am disorganized -> negative affect
I am putting ice cream in my coffee -> I am making affogato, a sophisticated italian dessert -> positive affect
I am putting ice cream in my coffee -> I am out of milk because I am disorganized -> negative affect
I am putting ice cream in my coffee -> I am making affogato, a sophisticated italian dessert -> positive affect
April 8, 2026 at 1:29 AM
cognitive reframing:
I am putting ice cream in my coffee -> I am out of milk because I am disorganized -> negative affect
I am putting ice cream in my coffee -> I am making affogato, a sophisticated italian dessert -> positive affect
I am putting ice cream in my coffee -> I am out of milk because I am disorganized -> negative affect
I am putting ice cream in my coffee -> I am making affogato, a sophisticated italian dessert -> positive affect