Age verification makes everyone less safe.
Age verification makes everyone less safe.
Age verification makes everyone less safe.
Age verification makes everyone less safe.
Age verification makes everyone less safe.
Age verification makes everyone less safe.
Age verification makes everyone less safe.
Age verification makes everyone less safe.
Age verification makes everyone less safe.
Age verification makes everyone less safe.
Age verification makes everyone less safe.
Hackers Had A Live Feed Of Every ID This Verification Company Scanned. For Over A Year.
From the very beginning of this recent obsession with identifying everyone online (yes, they like to call it "age" verification, but it always ends up as identity verification), we've been pointing out that it was a huge privacy nightmare waiting to happen. Or maybe it wasn't waiting. Maybe it was already happening. This week a...
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September 4, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Age verification makes everyone less safe.
Age verification makes everyone less safe.
Age verification makes everyone less safe.
Age verification makes everyone less safe.
Age verification makes everyone less safe.
Age verification makes everyone less safe.
Age verification makes everyone less safe.
Age verification makes everyone less safe.
Age verification makes everyone less safe.
Age verification makes everyone less safe.
Age verification makes everyone less safe.
At the UN General Assembly the orange felon said “America is in a golden age.”
Yea, for you and the ultra wealthy you disgusting thieving criminal tyrant fuckwad, for everyone else it’s a shitty age where people can’t even afford groceries.
I really hate him.
Yea, for you and the ultra wealthy you disgusting thieving criminal tyrant fuckwad, for everyone else it’s a shitty age where people can’t even afford groceries.
I really hate him.
September 22, 2026 at 2:48 PM
At the UN General Assembly the orange felon said “America is in a golden age.”
Yea, for you and the ultra wealthy you disgusting thieving criminal tyrant fuckwad, for everyone else it’s a shitty age where people can’t even afford groceries.
I really hate him.
Yea, for you and the ultra wealthy you disgusting thieving criminal tyrant fuckwad, for everyone else it’s a shitty age where people can’t even afford groceries.
I really hate him.
It’s a golden age for Cassandras.
My prediction is that in that scenario, he blames the Bureau of Labor Statistics, which puts out employment data. Calls them corrupt, run by Democrats, out to get him. Fires people there, insists their numbers cannot be trusted, White House puts out its own fictitious data to make Trump look good
August 1, 2025 at 11:17 PM
It’s a golden age for Cassandras.
Trump Outlines Bold Vision For Golden Age Of China
Trump Outlines Bold Vision For Golden Age Of China
WASHINGTON—Promising a glorious future marked by limitless prosperity for the East Asian nation, President Donald Trump outlined a bold vision Tuesday night for a golden age of China. “Under my leader...
theonion.com
March 5, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Trump Outlines Bold Vision For Golden Age Of China
Truly a golden age for scammers.
May 20, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Truly a golden age for scammers.
Important rules for the "age verification" era of the internet that we're living in:
1. Do not do age verification.
2. If you have to do age verification, cheat. Do not under any circumstances give them your real ID.
1. Do not do age verification.
2. If you have to do age verification, cheat. Do not under any circumstances give them your real ID.
May 6, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Important rules for the "age verification" era of the internet that we're living in:
1. Do not do age verification.
2. If you have to do age verification, cheat. Do not under any circumstances give them your real ID.
1. Do not do age verification.
2. If you have to do age verification, cheat. Do not under any circumstances give them your real ID.
Wild how the Boy Mayor age for cis white men overlaps with the geriatric pregnancy age
This is some weapons-grade nonsense
www.politico.com/news/magazin...
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November 17, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Wild how the Boy Mayor age for cis white men overlaps with the geriatric pregnancy age
Trump’s Golden Age for Billionaires
February 16, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Trump’s Golden Age for Billionaires
Trump Outlines Bold Vision For Golden Age Of China
Trump Outlines Bold Vision For Golden Age Of China
WASHINGTON—Promising a glorious future marked by limitless prosperity for the East Asian nation, President Donald Trump outlined a bold vision Tuesday night for a golden age of China. “Under my leader...
theonion.com
March 6, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Trump Outlines Bold Vision For Golden Age Of China
He looks great for that age
May 19, 2026 at 1:27 PM
He looks great for that age
It was called the Gilded Age because it was a thin veneer of gold. Fake. Riches and wealth for a few.
This is another gilded age.
This is another gilded age.
January 25, 2025 at 6:20 PM
It was called the Gilded Age because it was a thin veneer of gold. Fake. Riches and wealth for a few.
This is another gilded age.
This is another gilded age.
IT Guy Had Affinity For Cords At Young Age https://theonion.com/it-guy-had-affinity-for-cords-at-young-age/
October 30, 2025 at 4:30 PM
IT Guy Had Affinity For Cords At Young Age https://theonion.com/it-guy-had-affinity-for-cords-at-young-age/
“Chucklefucks”
A word for our age.
A word for our age.
March 24, 2025 at 11:16 PM
“Chucklefucks”
A word for our age.
A word for our age.
So much for the “Golden Age” of America.
June 30, 2025 at 11:12 PM
So much for the “Golden Age” of America.
Trump's "New Golden Age" for America.
How's it working out for you?
How's it working out for you?
A year ago we were supposed to be getting $2,000 rebate checks, DOGE was going to find $2 trillion in waste to balance the budget, we were going to pay no income taxes because tariffs would pay for everything, gas and home electric bills would be cut in half, and no new wars.
March 10, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Trump's "New Golden Age" for America.
How's it working out for you?
How's it working out for you?
Every age is too young for the death penalty.
On Wednesday, Tennessee is set to execute Christa Pike for a murder she committed when she was 18. At that age, many essential brain systems are not fully developed, Sophia Laurenzi writes. “This matters when we decide whether the most irrevocable punishment is proportionate to the crime.”
Opinion | Brain Science Shows Why 18 Is Too Young for the Death Penalty
Our brains don’t finish developing until we’re well into our 20s. That matters when deciding who gets the death penalty.
nyti.ms
September 25, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Every age is too young for the death penalty.
age limit for congress should be the average American's life expectancy
February 12, 2025 at 5:55 PM
age limit for congress should be the average American's life expectancy
They want your age data for targeted advertising, thats literally it. It was never about safety or kids
Discord has relaunched global age verification after the original rollout in March was delayed due to user privacy concerns.
The rollout also coincides with the appearance of sports betting ads in the US.
The rollout also coincides with the appearance of sports betting ads in the US.
Discord Launches Delayed Age Verification Measures
New options for verification have been added, along with automatic age group using "account signals," and better vendor transparency.
thisweekinvideogames.com
September 24, 2026 at 11:17 AM
They want your age data for targeted advertising, thats literally it. It was never about safety or kids
New Golden Age...for terrible presidential poll numbers.
Enten: "It's not just one poll. The five worst polls ever for any president on inflation, they all belong to Donald Trump and they have all occurred in the last month. What we're talking about here is the worst numbers ever. Joe Biden isn't in there. Jimmy Carter isn't in there."
May 13, 2026 at 3:52 PM
New Golden Age...for terrible presidential poll numbers.
Discord finally confirmed for real when they're rolling out age verification service-wide (tomorrow) and I've not seen a single person make a peep about it
Safer for Teens, Same Discord for Adults
We’re launching a revamped, privacy-focused age assurance solution including methods that won’t require an ID or selfie. Here’s how it works.
discord.com
September 22, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Discord finally confirmed for real when they're rolling out age verification service-wide (tomorrow) and I've not seen a single person make a peep about it
OS level age verification is a Meta lobbying project
Pass it on
Pass it on
Reddit User Uncovers Who Is Behind Meta’s $2B Lobbying for Invasive Age Verification Tech
Meta funneled $2B through nonprofit shells to push age verification laws targeting Apple and Google while exempting its own platforms from surveillance requirements.
www.yahoo.com
March 23, 2026 at 2:31 PM
OS level age verification is a Meta lobbying project
Pass it on
Pass it on
That’s the perfect name for this time of oligarchs: “the Re-Gilded Age.”
Trump: "Re-gilding of the massive Arts of War sculptures, located between The Lincoln Memorial and site of The Triumphal Arch, rapidly continues. The sculptures will be fully regilded by July 3. The photos were taken yesterday. The Gilders’ Studio has flown in Gilders from around the Country!"
June 13, 2026 at 4:11 PM
That’s the perfect name for this time of oligarchs: “the Re-Gilded Age.”
Trump’s Golden Age of paying a lot more for everything.
March 19, 2026 at 10:49 AM
Trump’s Golden Age of paying a lot more for everything.