An Alcibiades I drew in August and forgot about..
December 16, 2024 at 4:40 AM
An Alcibiades I drew in August and forgot about..
John Wood (British, 1801-1870). "Nude Study of Alcibiades (often simply called Alcibiades)".
October 4, 2026 at 5:32 PM
John Wood (British, 1801-1870). "Nude Study of Alcibiades (often simply called Alcibiades)".
Socrates managed to bag Alcibiades, the hottest dude in Athens, and basically drove him insane because he was like "love is, uh, shapes" when Alcibiades just wanted to FUCK.
September 30, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Socrates managed to bag Alcibiades, the hottest dude in Athens, and basically drove him insane because he was like "love is, uh, shapes" when Alcibiades just wanted to FUCK.
And because they listened to a slick snake oil salesman like Alcibiades.
January 7, 2026 at 3:49 AM
And because they listened to a slick snake oil salesman like Alcibiades.
Love the idea of Alcibiades in the Symposium as the ur messy bitch.
September 30, 2026 at 6:47 AM
Love the idea of Alcibiades in the Symposium as the ur messy bitch.
alcibiades and socrates as a christmas treat
December 25, 2024 at 3:23 PM
alcibiades and socrates as a christmas treat
Alcibiades does not get nearly enough shit
March 21, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Alcibiades does not get nearly enough shit
Emphatic wins the 2026 Alcibiades at Keeneland, defeating favorite Summer Starlet.
📸: Jessica Morgan / Eclipse Sportswire
📸: Jessica Morgan / Eclipse Sportswire
Emphatic outduels Summer Starlet to win Alcibiades
Emphatic dominates Alcibiades, eyes Breeders' Cup Juvenile Fillies.
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October 2, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Emphatic wins the 2026 Alcibiades at Keeneland, defeating favorite Summer Starlet.
📸: Jessica Morgan / Eclipse Sportswire
📸: Jessica Morgan / Eclipse Sportswire
dude had Alcibiades howling like a cartoon zoot-suited wolf at a night club and straight up philosophy-zoned his ass
September 30, 2026 at 3:36 AM
dude had Alcibiades howling like a cartoon zoot-suited wolf at a night club and straight up philosophy-zoned his ass
although alcibiades is doing his best to change one of those things
July 29, 2026 at 2:51 PM
although alcibiades is doing his best to change one of those things
Actual Athenian politics:
Alcibiades: Let's invade Sicily, we'll get rich and cut Sparta's western lifeline!"
Nicias: "That seems reckless, our enemies are just waiting for us to step on a rake."
Alcibiades: "What are you, a pussy?"
Herald: "The vote is unanimous, the expedition is approved!"
Alcibiades: Let's invade Sicily, we'll get rich and cut Sparta's western lifeline!"
Nicias: "That seems reckless, our enemies are just waiting for us to step on a rake."
Alcibiades: "What are you, a pussy?"
Herald: "The vote is unanimous, the expedition is approved!"
September 24, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Actual Athenian politics:
Alcibiades: Let's invade Sicily, we'll get rich and cut Sparta's western lifeline!"
Nicias: "That seems reckless, our enemies are just waiting for us to step on a rake."
Alcibiades: "What are you, a pussy?"
Herald: "The vote is unanimous, the expedition is approved!"
Alcibiades: Let's invade Sicily, we'll get rich and cut Sparta's western lifeline!"
Nicias: "That seems reckless, our enemies are just waiting for us to step on a rake."
Alcibiades: "What are you, a pussy?"
Herald: "The vote is unanimous, the expedition is approved!"
"but he's so pretty how could he be wrong" lemme introduce you to this guy named Alcibiades
December 10, 2024 at 2:24 AM
"but he's so pretty how could he be wrong" lemme introduce you to this guy named Alcibiades
The plague, arrogance, infighting, Alcibiades' Decelea tip, several Persian fleets, the watchwords on the Epipolai, overreacting to a lunar eclipse, and chance.
February 16, 2026 at 2:59 PM
The plague, arrogance, infighting, Alcibiades' Decelea tip, several Persian fleets, the watchwords on the Epipolai, overreacting to a lunar eclipse, and chance.
brutally framemogged by alcibiades at the symposium. erotic knowledge in doubt
March 7, 2026 at 5:22 PM
brutally framemogged by alcibiades at the symposium. erotic knowledge in doubt
Alcibiades and Socrates who are very normal about each other
February 9, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Alcibiades and Socrates who are very normal about each other
🎨🎨 Socrates Chiding Alcibiades in Home of a Courtesan, Germán Hernández Amores. 1857.
December 10, 2025 at 4:41 PM
🎨🎨 Socrates Chiding Alcibiades in Home of a Courtesan, Germán Hernández Amores. 1857.
Alcibiades has entered the chat.
I hate to be the bearer of good news but questionably evil pretty-boy who reached for the throne and miss goes back at least as far as Lucifer. And there has always been fan art.
May 28, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Alcibiades has entered the chat.
socrates and alcibiades cozy thing from last night (socrates is looking at you like that bc you're one of alcibiades' other lovers. sorry you missed your turn today)
March 2, 2026 at 4:01 PM
socrates and alcibiades cozy thing from last night (socrates is looking at you like that bc you're one of alcibiades' other lovers. sorry you missed your turn today)
It's a hard k sound. Same with Alcibiades.
30. Everyone pronounces ‘Thucydides’ wrongly.
July 30, 2025 at 9:34 AM
It's a hard k sound. Same with Alcibiades.
alcibiades and Socrates in $100 bedazzled cynic crop tops. alcibiades likes silly expensive stuff. Socrates doesn't.
February 13, 2026 at 2:28 PM
alcibiades and Socrates in $100 bedazzled cynic crop tops. alcibiades likes silly expensive stuff. Socrates doesn't.
if there's ever a Peloponnesian War movie they should cast Chris Fleming as Alcibiades
January 30, 2025 at 10:12 PM
if there's ever a Peloponnesian War movie they should cast Chris Fleming as Alcibiades
"I don't understand why humanistic education is important or necessary" - guy with Alcibiades in his username.
That is why you need it. Perhaps if you had approached with a more open mind, you might have gained more by it.
That is why you need it. Perhaps if you had approached with a more open mind, you might have gained more by it.
If you are providing me with an education that is low utility in the world then it’s a disservice. My composition class spent four weeks on poetry. I’m sorry, but that only would’ve been useful if I wanted to be a poet. I don’t need to know iambic pentameter in order to be a victim advocate.
December 9, 2025 at 9:39 PM
"I don't understand why humanistic education is important or necessary" - guy with Alcibiades in his username.
That is why you need it. Perhaps if you had approached with a more open mind, you might have gained more by it.
That is why you need it. Perhaps if you had approached with a more open mind, you might have gained more by it.
Got a request the other day for Alcibiades with lots of gold on him so uhm here.
January 13, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Got a request the other day for Alcibiades with lots of gold on him so uhm here.
*snapping my fingers repeatedly, trying to remember the name Jason Alexander* the guy ah, Costanza, you know, Theseus Alcibiades
June 25, 2026 at 2:33 PM
*snapping my fingers repeatedly, trying to remember the name Jason Alexander* the guy ah, Costanza, you know, Theseus Alcibiades